Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 1999 quotes, page 2

19 quotes · 3 characters
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Deuce Rob Schneider · 9 quotes
T.J. Eddie Griffin · 6 quotes
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo quotes

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What about Antoine's apartment?

I'm going to get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.

You going to steal it?

You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.

Man
[The aquarium attendees catches Deuce cleaning a fish tank naked. He is shocked by their disgusted looks.]

Yuck!

Woman

EWW!

[The next moment, he is escorted out of the aquarium by two burly security guards under orders from his boss]

Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals that could be harmful to fish.
[The security guards tosses him out of the facility with his gear and clothes in tow]