“I think Victoria just told me her Secret.” – Peeper, Little Nicky ... Movie Quotes Database

Peeper

I think Victoria just told me her Secret.

Blind deacon

[after sensing Nicky's presence]

You make the Lord very nervous.

Cardinal

In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to obtain the splendor of heaven...or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.

Basketball audience member

Now that was some straight up David Copperfield shit!

Townie

You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!

Todd

[after hearing Mr. Beefy singing in his sleep]

That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

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Todd Allen Covert More Todd quotes →

Blind deacon Quentin Tarantino More Blind deacon quotes →

Peeper Jon Lovitz More Peeper quotes →

Townie Rob Schneider More Townie quotes →

Cardinal Lewis Arquette

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