Rover Dangerfield quotes from Rover Dangerfield (1991)

All night I'd sit up and beg, she told me I was too old to beg!

I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!

Hey folks! I'll never dampen your holidays! [door slams shut] No respect. No respect at all.

He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?

Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise

If they want exercise, let them run and get it.

So what should I do?

It's very simple. You do nothing.

Where's Flappy?

Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.

Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. Yeah, he used to walk backwards and wag his head. I mean dumb! Carmine taught him to sit, he forgot how to stand! And when Carmine paper-trained him, that was something. He went right on the paper. The only trouble is, Carmine was reading it!

Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.

I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!

Well, that would suit me just fine! Well, I might have known: There's absolutely nothing to eat here!

Yeah? Look in a mirror!

Oh... I don't get it.

Don't worry about it, drumstick. You will!

[Daisy leads rover to the barn and they were coming to piles and piles of hay which had a pair of boxer shorts on top of one stack. Rover is tucking his tie and was about to kiss Daisy, but then she turned his face and made him look as the shorts seemed to move. And where this made Rover curious of what was in or under the boxer shorts. As he looked, there popped out a puppy which strongly resembled him. he heard a yip and saw another puppy that look resembled him and one pop out of the hay, another one resembled him barking underneath the bucket and there was one puppy who looked like Daisy who was teething on the hose and she look at her mother and her new father whom beams a smile]

Hey, i'm a father of five!

Six!
[Then the puppy speaks to him in a child-like voice] Rover's Son: Hey, take it easy, I'm only a pup.
[Rover hugs his son and put his paw over Daisy}

Hey, boys. Daddy's home!