Rover Dangerfield
[about playing fetch]
He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?
Raffles
Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise
Rover Dangerfield
If they want exercise, let them run and get it.
Raffles
So what should I do?
Rover Dangerfield
It's very simple. You do nothing.