Rodney Dangerfield movie quotes

42 quotes from 3 movies

Caddyshack (1980) as Al Czervik

View Quote Moose...Rocco..Help the judge find his checkbook!

View Quote Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

View Quote Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! Dead people? They don't need to be buried nowadays. Ecology, right? Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!

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Rover Dangerfield (1991) as Rover Dangerfield

View Quote [after attacking one of the wolves] That one's for the three little pigs!

View Quote I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!

View Quote Hey folks! I'll never dampen your holidays! [door slams shut] No respect. No respect at all.

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Little Nicky (2000) as Grandpa Lucifer

View Quote Even in Hell, I get no respect.

View Quote You know, I was the one who created Hell.

View Quote What's with all those "hoo-hoo" noises?

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