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[They are both injured from an accident on the job. They are both in hospital beds]
Larry: Chuck. What's going on, man?
Chuck: Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.
Larry: What?
Chuck: They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room working on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright.
Larry: Oh, you know, you're such a dick.


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