A character in Wakko's Wish (1999)

Yakko quotes from Wakko's Wish (1999)

Rob Paulsen

Most-quoted character in Wakko's Wish (1999): in 5 of its 8 quotes

Scenes with Yakko

5 scenes
Yakko
[Yakko sits next to Dot on her bed, her snuggling close to him, as he tells her the story of her birth.]

Okay. Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess, and they had two sons.

Dot

But they wanted a daughter, too.

Yakko

Right. So, they planted a garden all over the kingdom, and on the first day of spring, every flower in that garden bloomed. And out of the prettiest flower came...

Dot

Me!

Yakko

Yep!
[Dot snuggles closer as Yakko hugs her and smiles. Wakko is standing in her bedroom's doorway looking at her in worry of her health, but they don't notice. Yakko continues with the story as Wakko closes the curtains and looks away sadly.] :

Yakko

And so, the knight and his bride, Mom and Dad, took you home. And every night at bed-time, they'd come in and say... [rubs noses with Dot] "Who's the cutest girl?" And you'd say...

Dot

I am!

Yakko

And they'd asked... [rubs noses] "How did you ever get so cute?" And you'd say...

Dot

I was born that way!

Yakko

And they'd say... [pokes her nose] "Tell us your name, young lady!" And you'd say...

Dot

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo besca the Third, but you can call me Dot!

Yakko

And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?" And you'd say...

Dot

No. Just Dot. Call me Dottie, and you die!

Yakko

And Mom and Dad would laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and they'd tickle you... [tickles her, making her giggle] ...and you'd laugh, too!

Dot
[laughs happily, but coughs for a moment, then continues laughing]
Yakko
[gets off her bed and covers her up as she lies down to sleep]

And you'd fall asleep with a great, big smile in your heart.

Dot
[coughs, falling asleep]

I like that story.

Yakko
[strokes her head gently and whispers]

G'night, sis.

Wakko

If only I'd earned more...

Yakko

Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.

Wakko

I guess so...

Yakko

You turning in?

Wakko

...To what?

Yakko

...Good question. See you in the morning.

Wakko

Good night

Yakko

Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.

King Salazar

Huh? Where?

Yakko

Right there.

King Salazar
[sniffs]

Did I get it?

Yakko

Yeah - noooo, no, still there.

King Salazar
[sniffs again]

How about now?

Yakko

Now it's over there. Ooh.

King Salazar
[wipes]

How about now?

Yakko

No. Ugh.

Dot and Wakko

Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Yakko

Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!

King Salazar
[gags]

Oh, all right!

Warners
[Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door] [dancing]

We're in charge! We're in charge!

King Salazar

You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?

Wakko
[sadly]

No one, sir.

Dot

You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.

King Salazar

Yes, well, everyone has problems.

Yakko
[Bambi eyes]

You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.

Wakko

Will you be our new daddy?

King Salazar

Certainly not!

Dot
[jumps on him]

Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!

Wakko

Oh, please Dad! Do!

King Salazar

I'm not your father!

Yakko

That's not what Mommy said.

Yakko
[first lines; to the viewers]

Hey! What do you want from us? We're freezing here.

Voice
[whispers]

Rosebud.
[The fire burns the sled]

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