Yakko [Yakko sits next to Dot on her bed, her snuggling close to him, as he tells her the story of her birth.]
Okay. Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess, and they had two sons.
D Dot
But they wanted a daughter, too.
Yakko Right. So, they planted a garden all over the kingdom, and on the first day of spring, every flower in that garden bloomed. And out of the prettiest flower came...
Yakko Yep!
[Dot snuggles closer as Yakko hugs her and smiles. Wakko is standing in her bedroom's doorway looking at her in worry of her health, but they don't notice. Yakko continues with the story as Wakko closes the curtains and looks away sadly.] :
Yakko And so, the knight and his bride, Mom and Dad, took you home. And every night at bed-time, they'd come in and say... [rubs noses with Dot] "Who's the cutest girl?" And you'd say...
Yakko And they'd asked... [rubs noses] "How did you ever get so cute?" And you'd say...
D Dot
I was born that way!
Yakko And they'd say... [pokes her nose] "Tell us your name, young lady!" And you'd say...
D Dot
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo besca the Third, but you can call me Dot!
Yakko And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?" And you'd say...
D Dot
No. Just Dot. Call me Dottie, and you die!
Yakko And Mom and Dad would laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and they'd tickle you... [tickles her, making her giggle] ...and you'd laugh, too!
D Dot
[laughs happily, but coughs for a moment, then continues laughing]
Yakko [gets off her bed and covers her up as she lies down to sleep]
And you'd fall asleep with a great, big smile in your heart.
D Dot
[coughs, falling asleep]
I like that story.
Yakko [strokes her head gently and whispers]
G'night, sis.
Yakko Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.
KS King Salazar
Huh? Where?
Yakko Right there.
KS King Salazar
[sniffs]
Did I get it?
Yakko Yeah - noooo, no, still there.
KS King Salazar
[sniffs again]
How about now?
Yakko Now it's over there. Ooh.
KS King Salazar
[wipes]
How about now?
Yakko No. Ugh.
DA Dot and Wakko
Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!
Yakko Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!
KS King Salazar
[gags]
Oh, all right!
W Warners
[Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door] [dancing]
We're in charge! We're in charge!
KS King Salazar
You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?
W Wakko
[sadly]
No one, sir.
D Dot
You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.
KS King Salazar
Yes, well, everyone has problems.
Yakko [Bambi eyes]
You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.
W Wakko
Will you be our new daddy?
KS King Salazar
Certainly not!
D Dot
[jumps on him]
Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!
W Wakko
Oh, please Dad! Do!
KS King Salazar
I'm not your father!
Yakko That's not what Mommy said.