King Salazar: You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?
Wakko: [sadly] No one, sir.
Dot: You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.
King Salazar: Yes, well, everyone has problems.
Yakko: [Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.
Wakko: Will you be our new daddy?
King Salazar: Certainly not!
Dot: [jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!
Wakko: Oh, please Dad! Do!
King Salazar: I'm not your father!
Yakko: That's not what Mommy said.
Wakko: [sadly] No one, sir.
Dot: You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.
King Salazar: Yes, well, everyone has problems.
Yakko: [Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.
Wakko: Will you be our new daddy?
King Salazar: Certainly not!
Dot: [jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!
Wakko: Oh, please Dad! Do!
King Salazar: I'm not your father!
Yakko: That's not what Mommy said.
King Salazar : You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?
Wakko : [sadly] No one, sir.
Dot : You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.
King Salazar : Yes, well, everyone has problems.
Yakko : [Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.
Wakko : Will you be our new daddy?
King Salazar : Certainly not!
Dot : [jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!
Wakko : Oh, please Dad! Do!
King Salazar : I'm not your father!
Yakko : That's not what Mommy said.
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