Jeff Bennett movie quotes
37 quotes from 6 movies
An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) as Bradley
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Max: Hey, Brad! What did you do with my dad?
Bradley: He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
Bradley: He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
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Max: Hey, Brad! What'd you do with my dad?
Bradley: He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
[Outside the stadium, Goofy begins to mournfully leave, concerned. Back with Chuck, the dog looks at the camera with a smirk]
Chuck: OK, so let's go down to the semi-final round which begins with the rock climb.
Bradley: He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
[Outside the stadium, Goofy begins to mournfully leave, concerned. Back with Chuck, the dog looks at the camera with a smirk]
Chuck: OK, so let's go down to the semi-final round which begins with the rock climb.
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Bradley: Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.
Max: The bet's off, Bradley. [points to Tank] But I think you owe him something.
Tank: Brad! Hi. It's me, the guy you let down.
Bradley: [nervously] Hey, Tank! Baby! Who loves ya, baby? Huh?
Tank: [growls] You're goin' down like a four-set pair of socks.
Bradley: You and me, baby! All the way!
[He tries to run, but Tank grabs hold of him and uses him like a slingshot] Tank: Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications.
Bradley: Okay, okay! Let go of me, you big, fat jerk!
Tank: Time to get on the last jet... to nowhere! [fires Bradley towards the X-Games blimp flying overhead]
Max: The bet's off, Bradley. [points to Tank] But I think you owe him something.
Tank: Brad! Hi. It's me, the guy you let down.
Bradley: [nervously] Hey, Tank! Baby! Who loves ya, baby? Huh?
Tank: [growls] You're goin' down like a four-set pair of socks.
Bradley: You and me, baby! All the way!
[He tries to run, but Tank grabs hold of him and uses him like a slingshot] Tank: Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications.
Bradley: Okay, okay! Let go of me, you big, fat jerk!
Tank: Time to get on the last jet... to nowhere! [fires Bradley towards the X-Games blimp flying overhead]
An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) as Chuck
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Max: Hey, Brad! What'd you do with my dad?
Bradley: He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
[Outside the stadium, Goofy begins to mournfully leave, concerned. Back with Chuck, the dog looks at the camera with a smirk]
Chuck: OK, so let's go down to the semi-final round which begins with the rock climb.
Bradley: He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
[Outside the stadium, Goofy begins to mournfully leave, concerned. Back with Chuck, the dog looks at the camera with a smirk]
Chuck: OK, so let's go down to the semi-final round which begins with the rock climb.
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Chuck: The semifinals have resulted in just Team One and Team 99 going head-to-head in the finals. The grueling competition has really taken its toll on the athletes this afternoon, folks. But now, let's strap in for our final and deciding event, the X-Games triathlon. Yes, we're seconds away from what promises to be an emotional finale between these 2 fierce competitors.
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[Later, at the place marked "College X-Games" where people are entering, out from the competitors' rink comes Max with some of his friends dressed in blue outfits wearing yellow on their shirts]
Max: [amazed] Ah, this is everything I dreamed it would be.
Bobby: This place puts the "rage" in "outrageous." [he bows a bit]
P.J.: No kidding, it buries what we're used to.
Max: Okay, all right. Just remember, there's nothing here that we can't handle.
[Then they look, noticing the teams wearing black uniforms with red on them]
Bradley Uppercrust III: Oh, I seriously doubt that. We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen.
Max: [dryly] Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards.
Voice on Megaphone: Attention! Would Gamma Team One and Team 99 report to the street competition platform.
Max: Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it.
Goofy: [peeks behind Tank and raises his thumb] Good luck, son.
Max: [grins a bit] Yeah, you too, Dad.
[On the commentator box, a dog named Chuck looks at the scenery]
Chuck: Hey-ho and what do you know? Welcome to the sixth annual College X-Games.
[Max's group begins walking up to the ramp while the familiar faces are cheering wildly, holding banners featuring "Max", "Go, Max" and "We Love Max"]
Crowd: WHOO!!
Chuck: Our contestants are gonna spin, twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow. Today's qualifying round will determine who will compete in the semi-finals. And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, the skateboarder's street competition from our man on the street, Ken Clark!
[He blows off some dust a bit. He looks carefully at his mic. He listens to the headset on his ear a bit]
Ken Clark: Welcome, one and all. Today...
Chuck: [interrupts] Thank you, Ken. Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town now who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third.
Ken: That's right, Chuck, and his name is...
Chuck: Max Goof!
Max: [amazed] Ah, this is everything I dreamed it would be.
Bobby: This place puts the "rage" in "outrageous." [he bows a bit]
P.J.: No kidding, it buries what we're used to.
Max: Okay, all right. Just remember, there's nothing here that we can't handle.
[Then they look, noticing the teams wearing black uniforms with red on them]
Bradley Uppercrust III: Oh, I seriously doubt that. We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen.
Max: [dryly] Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards.
Voice on Megaphone: Attention! Would Gamma Team One and Team 99 report to the street competition platform.
Max: Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it.
Goofy: [peeks behind Tank and raises his thumb] Good luck, son.
Max: [grins a bit] Yeah, you too, Dad.
[On the commentator box, a dog named Chuck looks at the scenery]
Chuck: Hey-ho and what do you know? Welcome to the sixth annual College X-Games.
[Max's group begins walking up to the ramp while the familiar faces are cheering wildly, holding banners featuring "Max", "Go, Max" and "We Love Max"]
Crowd: WHOO!!
Chuck: Our contestants are gonna spin, twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow. Today's qualifying round will determine who will compete in the semi-finals. And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, the skateboarder's street competition from our man on the street, Ken Clark!
[He blows off some dust a bit. He looks carefully at his mic. He listens to the headset on his ear a bit]
Ken Clark: Welcome, one and all. Today...
Chuck: [interrupts] Thank you, Ken. Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town now who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third.
Ken: That's right, Chuck, and his name is...
Chuck: Max Goof!
Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure (2001) as Tramp
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Jim Dear: Tramp, I hope you're not making a mess in there.
[Scamp snickers]
Tramp: All right, Whirlwind, time to settle down. Why don't you go play with Junior?
[Scamp snickers]
Tramp: All right, Whirlwind, time to settle down. Why don't you go play with Junior?
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[Tramp got a scent of smell of Scamp, who bumped into a pigeon which flew out of a bush]
Lady: Oh, we'll find him. You were the best street dog there ever was. And I still have faith in the old Tramp.
Tramp: Old Tramp? Hmm. If only the old Tramp was still here.
Lady: Oh, we'll find him. You were the best street dog there ever was. And I still have faith in the old Tramp.
Tramp: Old Tramp? Hmm. If only the old Tramp was still here.
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Jim Dear: Scamp! Oh, no! What a mess!
Junior: Uh-oh.
Jim Dear: This time, you've gone too far! You've left me no choice. [Scamp nervously backs away and bumps into Tramp, who has an angry look on his face. Scamp has an "Uh-oh!" look on his face, and gives a nervous laugh.] Some dogs just have to learn the hard way. [Scamp whimpers as he's about to be chained to the doghouse.] Maybe chaining you up will teach you a lesson. I'm sorry, Pal, but I just don't know what else to do.
[After Scamp has been chained up outside the girls watching him all muddy as well]
Danielle: [tsking] Serves him right.
Collette: Simply incorrigible.
Annette: He brought this on himself.
Collette: [sighs] Now we'll need another bath!
[they start arguing over who goes first. Scene changes to Scamp, sad to be chained to his doghouse. Tramp looks sad as well]
Lady: [softly] Tramp?
[Lady walks up to Tramp and sits next to him.]
Tramp: [sadly] Best thing Jim Dear could've done for our boy; chaining him up.
Lady: Oh, Tramp. He's never been chained up before. He's just a pup.
Tramp: He has to learn to live by the rules of the house. Firm discipline molds a pup into a dog.
Lady: [laughs once, softly] You turned out pretty good.
Tramp: Yeah, pidge, but I found you. And if it weren't for you I'd've wound up in the pound. I'm just trying to protect him. He'll understand someday.
[Lady and Tramp hear Scamp howling.]
Lady: Maybe he needs to understand today.
[Scamp continues to howl, while Tramp walks out carrying a bowl of dog food. Tramp drops the bowl which caused Scamp's howling to be stopped.]
Tramp: I thought you might be hungry. [Scamp sniffs the food in the bowl, then pushes it back in disgust.] I'm sorry, pal. You just gonna have to shape up, that's all.
Scamp: I always get blamed for everything.
Tramp: Sometimes, it's hard being part of a family. You have to obey certain rules.
Scamp: But I wanna run wild and free; like a real dog! [trips over chain] Oof!
Tramp: Son, the world out there's full of traps. Here, you-you have a family that loves you.
Scamp: [grunts] As long as I do as you say. [sighs heavily, then talks softly] Pop, I just don't feel like I belong here. Didn't you ever feel this way?
Tramp: I was just like you when I was your age. [scratches himself]
Scamp: You were never like me. [scratches himself exactly the way Tramp did] You've been a housedog all your life. How would you know?
Tramp: Oh, you'd be surprised. Scamp, I'm only trying to protect you.
Scamp: [sarcastically] You used me by putting me on a chain?
Tramp: [sternly protesting] Those're the rules, son.
Scamp: [angrily] All I ever hear's rules, rules, rules! "Don't do this!" and "Don't do that!" What good are teeth and-and claws if you can never use them?! [howls]
Tramp: [losing his patience] Stop that howling!
Scamp: I can't help it, Pop! Wild dogs howl at the moon!
Tramp: There'll be no wild dogs in this family!
Scamp: Then maybe I don't wanna be in this family!
Tramp: [fuming] Like it or not, you ARE a part of this family, and until you start acting like it, you can just get used to being out here every night!!! [Tramp leaves and goes inside sadly, Lady watches Scamp jump on the roof of the dog house, she gives a hopeless sigh, and goes inside as well leaving Scamp alone to calm down]
Junior: Uh-oh.
Jim Dear: This time, you've gone too far! You've left me no choice. [Scamp nervously backs away and bumps into Tramp, who has an angry look on his face. Scamp has an "Uh-oh!" look on his face, and gives a nervous laugh.] Some dogs just have to learn the hard way. [Scamp whimpers as he's about to be chained to the doghouse.] Maybe chaining you up will teach you a lesson. I'm sorry, Pal, but I just don't know what else to do.
[After Scamp has been chained up outside the girls watching him all muddy as well]
Danielle: [tsking] Serves him right.
Collette: Simply incorrigible.
Annette: He brought this on himself.
Collette: [sighs] Now we'll need another bath!
[they start arguing over who goes first. Scene changes to Scamp, sad to be chained to his doghouse. Tramp looks sad as well]
Lady: [softly] Tramp?
[Lady walks up to Tramp and sits next to him.]
Tramp: [sadly] Best thing Jim Dear could've done for our boy; chaining him up.
Lady: Oh, Tramp. He's never been chained up before. He's just a pup.
Tramp: He has to learn to live by the rules of the house. Firm discipline molds a pup into a dog.
Lady: [laughs once, softly] You turned out pretty good.
Tramp: Yeah, pidge, but I found you. And if it weren't for you I'd've wound up in the pound. I'm just trying to protect him. He'll understand someday.
[Lady and Tramp hear Scamp howling.]
Lady: Maybe he needs to understand today.
[Scamp continues to howl, while Tramp walks out carrying a bowl of dog food. Tramp drops the bowl which caused Scamp's howling to be stopped.]
Tramp: I thought you might be hungry. [Scamp sniffs the food in the bowl, then pushes it back in disgust.] I'm sorry, pal. You just gonna have to shape up, that's all.
Scamp: I always get blamed for everything.
Tramp: Sometimes, it's hard being part of a family. You have to obey certain rules.
Scamp: But I wanna run wild and free; like a real dog! [trips over chain] Oof!
Tramp: Son, the world out there's full of traps. Here, you-you have a family that loves you.
Scamp: [grunts] As long as I do as you say. [sighs heavily, then talks softly] Pop, I just don't feel like I belong here. Didn't you ever feel this way?
Tramp: I was just like you when I was your age. [scratches himself]
Scamp: You were never like me. [scratches himself exactly the way Tramp did] You've been a housedog all your life. How would you know?
Tramp: Oh, you'd be surprised. Scamp, I'm only trying to protect you.
Scamp: [sarcastically] You used me by putting me on a chain?
Tramp: [sternly protesting] Those're the rules, son.
Scamp: [angrily] All I ever hear's rules, rules, rules! "Don't do this!" and "Don't do that!" What good are teeth and-and claws if you can never use them?! [howls]
Tramp: [losing his patience] Stop that howling!
Scamp: I can't help it, Pop! Wild dogs howl at the moon!
Tramp: There'll be no wild dogs in this family!
Scamp: Then maybe I don't wanna be in this family!
Tramp: [fuming] Like it or not, you ARE a part of this family, and until you start acting like it, you can just get used to being out here every night!!! [Tramp leaves and goes inside sadly, Lady watches Scamp jump on the roof of the dog house, she gives a hopeless sigh, and goes inside as well leaving Scamp alone to calm down]
The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning (2008) as Benjamin
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[Marina Del Ray and Benjamin came in the princesses' room]
Marina Del Ray: [first words] Uppy-uppy, my darlings.
Benjamin: [first words] It's us. [The princesses groan]
Ariel: [groans] Governess! [Then Marina takes the pillow from under Aquata]
Aquata: Hey!
Marina Del Ray: Rise and shine,
Aquata: Why so early?
Marina Del Ray: Mustn't be late.
Arista: But it's still dark out.
Aquata: Uh...
Arista: [sees now] Oh. Hi.
Benjamin: Wakey-wakey.
Adella: Oh, I was dreaming about a boy.
Marina Del Ray: Yes. Come on, girls.
Alana: But I need my beauty sleep.
Andrina: Time about it.
Alana: Easy for you. No one cares what you look...
Marina Del Ray: Move it.
Benjamin: I think you're lovely.
Andrina: Can't we meet Father later?
Marina Del Ray: Unfortanily, I don't get to make those kinds of decisions. [laughs] Any decisions kingdom, really. [Sees the girls go back to sleep again and anger] GET UP! [The girls rushed up and go to the mirrors] All right, all right, all right. Move your tails. This is our special time with your father.
Ariel: Special? It's the same every morning.
Andrina: Ah, she's got a point.
Marina Del Ray: That's what your father cares about. Predictability, presentation, punctuality.
Ariel: That's all Dad cares about.
Andrina: She's got a point.
Aquata: You've got your own mirror!
Benjamin: Two minutes.
Marina Del Ray: STOP PRIMPING! [They get ready as they talk, as Attina goes to Ariel]
Attina: Come on, Ariel.
Ariel: Why can't he let us do something different? Just once.
Attina: Give him a break. He's the king, remember? You try running a kingdom.
Ariel: I wouldn't run it like this.
Attina: Don't upset him, Ariel.
Ariel: Just because you're the oldest, Attina, doesn't mean you get to boss us around.
Attina: Yes, it does.
Marina Del Ray: Benjamin, if we're late again, I'll never get a promotion.
Benjamin: Marina...
Attina: Come on, girls.
Marina Del Ray: Not that I want a promotion. No, no, no, I love this job. Looking after you is what I live for. Really. [the girls leave and anger again] I hate this job!
Benjamin: The less said the better.
Marina Del Ray: [first words] Uppy-uppy, my darlings.
Benjamin: [first words] It's us. [The princesses groan]
Ariel: [groans] Governess! [Then Marina takes the pillow from under Aquata]
Aquata: Hey!
Marina Del Ray: Rise and shine,
Aquata: Why so early?
Marina Del Ray: Mustn't be late.
Arista: But it's still dark out.
Aquata: Uh...
Arista: [sees now] Oh. Hi.
Benjamin: Wakey-wakey.
Adella: Oh, I was dreaming about a boy.
Marina Del Ray: Yes. Come on, girls.
Alana: But I need my beauty sleep.
Andrina: Time about it.
Alana: Easy for you. No one cares what you look...
Marina Del Ray: Move it.
Benjamin: I think you're lovely.
Andrina: Can't we meet Father later?
Marina Del Ray: Unfortanily, I don't get to make those kinds of decisions. [laughs] Any decisions kingdom, really. [Sees the girls go back to sleep again and anger] GET UP! [The girls rushed up and go to the mirrors] All right, all right, all right. Move your tails. This is our special time with your father.
Ariel: Special? It's the same every morning.
Andrina: Ah, she's got a point.
Marina Del Ray: That's what your father cares about. Predictability, presentation, punctuality.
Ariel: That's all Dad cares about.
Andrina: She's got a point.
Aquata: You've got your own mirror!
Benjamin: Two minutes.
Marina Del Ray: STOP PRIMPING! [They get ready as they talk, as Attina goes to Ariel]
Attina: Come on, Ariel.
Ariel: Why can't he let us do something different? Just once.
Attina: Give him a break. He's the king, remember? You try running a kingdom.
Ariel: I wouldn't run it like this.
Attina: Don't upset him, Ariel.
Ariel: Just because you're the oldest, Attina, doesn't mean you get to boss us around.
Attina: Yes, it does.
Marina Del Ray: Benjamin, if we're late again, I'll never get a promotion.
Benjamin: Marina...
Attina: Come on, girls.
Marina Del Ray: Not that I want a promotion. No, no, no, I love this job. Looking after you is what I live for. Really. [the girls leave and anger again] I hate this job!
Benjamin: The less said the better.
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[We fade to stacks of meat and are picked up by a stick, which turns out to be Benjamin uses it to feed the locked up creatures]
Benjamin: Mm-hmm. Snacky-snack. [animals growling] OK. [moaning as the creatures ate the meat] No manners.
Marina Del Ray: This job is killing me!
Benjamin: Oh, dear.
Marina Del Ray: If I have to watch over these spoiled princesses one more day, I'm gonna beach myself!
Benjamin: Mm-hmm.
Marina Del Ray: You should've heard that little clawboy Sebastian today. "You're late." [gibbering] IF TRITON WASN'T LOOKING, I WOULD HAVE SQUASHED THAT CRUSTACEAN INTO A CRAB CAKE!
Benjamin: Mm-hmm.
Marina Del Ray: [inhaling deeply] Maybe I'm just too sensitive?
Benjamin: Dip.
Marina Del Ray: Did you feed them today?
Benjamin: Yes. Twice.
Marina Del Ray: And the key? [He shows her the key around his neck, and he continues to shorten her nails] Ooh! That Sebastian! I despise him! I loathe him!
Benjamin: Never heard that one.
Marina Del Ray: How did that little invertebrate get to be chief of staff?
Benjamin: Chutzpah?
Marina Del Ray: I want that job. I deserve that job! So what if I'm late every once in a while and the girls are miserable?
Benjamin: Nobody's perfect.
Marina Del Ray: That's right. Nobody's... perfect. -
Benjamin: Oh... my.
Marina Del Ray: Everyone makes mistakes, even... him! [singing] ♪ Benjamin, I need to find a clue ♪
Benjamin: Or a good cuticle cream.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ To get myself Sebastian's job. To stage a little coup. A straw to break the camel's back. A teeny dent, a tiny crack. A quiver or a quake. What I need is one mistake ♪ OW!
Benjamin: Oh, so sorry!
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Just one mistake ♪
Benjamin: Now, color? Sardine Silver?
Marina Del Ray: No, thanks.
Benjamin: Orange roughy?
Marina Del Ray: Not in the mood.
Benjamin: Rainbow trout?
Marina Del Ray: Just paint them the shade of clarified butter! [singing] ♪ Sebastian, Oh, better be on his guard. ♪
Benjamin: So much for my samples.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Cause I have some electric chums. And they'll be looking very hard. A straw to break Sebastian's back! A teeny dent, a tiny crack! A dowdy double take! What I need is one mistake! ♪
Benjamin: Uno error.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Just one mistake Then... Hello, world! ♪
Benjamin: Oh, me.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ It's Marina Del Rey! ♪
Benjamin: That's right. Three names.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ I'm the new attach ♪
Benjamin: Ooh, French!
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Or maybe more Oh, I want so much more ♪
Benjamin: Big surprise.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Hello, world! I'm the belle of the ball! ♪
Benjamin: I'm feelin' it. Big wave!
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ I'm the greatest of all the loyal royal big shots! ♪ [shouting gleefully, grunts]
Benjamin: [moans]
Marina Del Ray: Mmm... [singing] ♪ Work it, Marina! Pouty, sassy! ♪
Benjamin: Pouty. Sassy.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ From the engine to the chassis! ♪
Benjamin: [singing] ♪ Oo-wah oo-wah ♪
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Got to, got to! ♪
Benjamin: [singing] ♪ Oo-wah oo-wah ♪
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Get it, get it! Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta HAVE IT!!!!!!! A straw to break the camel's back. A teeny dent, a tiny crack. A mini mighty break. What I need is one mistake. ♪
Benjamin: Mmm.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ And after that, who knows? ♪ Sebastian's bound to make a mistake, right?
Benjamin: Not likely.
Marina Del Ray: Dream killer! [she dips her nails into the bowl angrily]
Benjamin: Mm-hmm. Snacky-snack. [animals growling] OK. [moaning as the creatures ate the meat] No manners.
Marina Del Ray: This job is killing me!
Benjamin: Oh, dear.
Marina Del Ray: If I have to watch over these spoiled princesses one more day, I'm gonna beach myself!
Benjamin: Mm-hmm.
Marina Del Ray: You should've heard that little clawboy Sebastian today. "You're late." [gibbering] IF TRITON WASN'T LOOKING, I WOULD HAVE SQUASHED THAT CRUSTACEAN INTO A CRAB CAKE!
Benjamin: Mm-hmm.
Marina Del Ray: [inhaling deeply] Maybe I'm just too sensitive?
Benjamin: Dip.
Marina Del Ray: Did you feed them today?
Benjamin: Yes. Twice.
Marina Del Ray: And the key? [He shows her the key around his neck, and he continues to shorten her nails] Ooh! That Sebastian! I despise him! I loathe him!
Benjamin: Never heard that one.
Marina Del Ray: How did that little invertebrate get to be chief of staff?
Benjamin: Chutzpah?
Marina Del Ray: I want that job. I deserve that job! So what if I'm late every once in a while and the girls are miserable?
Benjamin: Nobody's perfect.
Marina Del Ray: That's right. Nobody's... perfect. -
Benjamin: Oh... my.
Marina Del Ray: Everyone makes mistakes, even... him! [singing] ♪ Benjamin, I need to find a clue ♪
Benjamin: Or a good cuticle cream.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ To get myself Sebastian's job. To stage a little coup. A straw to break the camel's back. A teeny dent, a tiny crack. A quiver or a quake. What I need is one mistake ♪ OW!
Benjamin: Oh, so sorry!
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Just one mistake ♪
Benjamin: Now, color? Sardine Silver?
Marina Del Ray: No, thanks.
Benjamin: Orange roughy?
Marina Del Ray: Not in the mood.
Benjamin: Rainbow trout?
Marina Del Ray: Just paint them the shade of clarified butter! [singing] ♪ Sebastian, Oh, better be on his guard. ♪
Benjamin: So much for my samples.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Cause I have some electric chums. And they'll be looking very hard. A straw to break Sebastian's back! A teeny dent, a tiny crack! A dowdy double take! What I need is one mistake! ♪
Benjamin: Uno error.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Just one mistake Then... Hello, world! ♪
Benjamin: Oh, me.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ It's Marina Del Rey! ♪
Benjamin: That's right. Three names.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ I'm the new attach ♪
Benjamin: Ooh, French!
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Or maybe more Oh, I want so much more ♪
Benjamin: Big surprise.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Hello, world! I'm the belle of the ball! ♪
Benjamin: I'm feelin' it. Big wave!
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ I'm the greatest of all the loyal royal big shots! ♪ [shouting gleefully, grunts]
Benjamin: [moans]
Marina Del Ray: Mmm... [singing] ♪ Work it, Marina! Pouty, sassy! ♪
Benjamin: Pouty. Sassy.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ From the engine to the chassis! ♪
Benjamin: [singing] ♪ Oo-wah oo-wah ♪
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Got to, got to! ♪
Benjamin: [singing] ♪ Oo-wah oo-wah ♪
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ Get it, get it! Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta HAVE IT!!!!!!! A straw to break the camel's back. A teeny dent, a tiny crack. A mini mighty break. What I need is one mistake. ♪
Benjamin: Mmm.
Marina Del Ray: [singing] ♪ And after that, who knows? ♪ Sebastian's bound to make a mistake, right?
Benjamin: Not likely.
Marina Del Ray: Dream killer! [she dips her nails into the bowl angrily]
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[Meanwhile, we go to Ariel humming "I Remember" in her sleep, but then she wake up to see her sister staring at her]
Ariel: What? [looks at her sisters being suspicious] What?
Attina: Uh... You were humming.
Ariel: [gasps] I was?
Arista: Out loud.
Ariel: Don't worry. [swims to her mirror] It was just a dream.
Alana: I'll tell you what wasn't a dream. We woke up at midnight.
Aquata: And your bed was still empty.
Ariel: Really?
Andrina: Yeah. That is two hours past curfew.
Ariel: Oh.
Andrina: Ooh, was it a boy?
Adella: If it's a boy, I'm gonna die!
Aquata: Ugh... Drama.
Adella: I mean, I'm happy for you, Ariel. It's just that I'm two years older than you, and the only one I've come even close to kissing is Stevie.
Andrina: Ew! Squid-Lips Stevie?
Adella: It was on a dare.
Andrina: Whatever.
Attina: Girls, let's stick to the subject.
Ariel: Well, it wasn't a boy, OK? I was just helping a friend. Out past the kelp forest.
Aquata: Ooh! Past the kelp forest. It wasn't a boy. It was a bad boy.
Arista: [gasping] Oh, Ariel.
Aquata: Simmer down there, sister.
Attina: So you were just helping a friend?
Ariel: Um... Yep.
Attina: Then, where'd you get... this?
Ariel's Sisters: [all gasp]
Attina: Can you imagine what'd happen if Dad found it?
Ariel: He's never here.
Attina: Don't get cute with me. This is serious. Where were you? [Andrina looks at her, Alana, Aquata, and Arista both looked at Ariel]
Ariel: I was just... listening to music in an underground club.
Attina: OK, where were you really? [Ariel gives them the look]
Sisters: [gasping] Listening to music?
Aquata: No way.
Arista: What was it like?
Andrina: Come on. Spill it.
Ariel: [laughs] Oh, it was amazing. The energy, the dancing, the music... Just makes you feel like...
Aquata: Like what?
Ariel: Like when Mom was here.
Arista: Ariel, I wanna hear it, too.
Ariel: You do?
Aquata: Me, too.
Adella: OK. Me, too.
Alana: Me, too! Me, too!
Andrina: Not without me.
Arista: Yeah. Everybody does. Please, Ariel. Please?
Ariel: Well...
Attina: Oh!
Ariel: We'll go tonight.
Arista: I'm so excited!
Aquata: Music!
Alana: What should I wear?
Adella: So you think there'll be boys?
Andrina: One way to find out.
Attina: This is not happening! You go again and I...
Andrina: Oh, lighten up.
Ariel: Come on. [all...]
Girls: Mmm?
Attina: OK. [The girls cheer as Marina and Benjamin arrives]
Marina Del Rey: Come on, girls. Uppy-up.
Andrina: Morning.
Benjamin: They're early.
Marina Del Rey: Yes. [grabs Benjamin] But why?! [Leave at princesses' room]
Ariel: What? [looks at her sisters being suspicious] What?
Attina: Uh... You were humming.
Ariel: [gasps] I was?
Arista: Out loud.
Ariel: Don't worry. [swims to her mirror] It was just a dream.
Alana: I'll tell you what wasn't a dream. We woke up at midnight.
Aquata: And your bed was still empty.
Ariel: Really?
Andrina: Yeah. That is two hours past curfew.
Ariel: Oh.
Andrina: Ooh, was it a boy?
Adella: If it's a boy, I'm gonna die!
Aquata: Ugh... Drama.
Adella: I mean, I'm happy for you, Ariel. It's just that I'm two years older than you, and the only one I've come even close to kissing is Stevie.
Andrina: Ew! Squid-Lips Stevie?
Adella: It was on a dare.
Andrina: Whatever.
Attina: Girls, let's stick to the subject.
Ariel: Well, it wasn't a boy, OK? I was just helping a friend. Out past the kelp forest.
Aquata: Ooh! Past the kelp forest. It wasn't a boy. It was a bad boy.
Arista: [gasping] Oh, Ariel.
Aquata: Simmer down there, sister.
Attina: So you were just helping a friend?
Ariel: Um... Yep.
Attina: Then, where'd you get... this?
Ariel's Sisters: [all gasp]
Attina: Can you imagine what'd happen if Dad found it?
Ariel: He's never here.
Attina: Don't get cute with me. This is serious. Where were you? [Andrina looks at her, Alana, Aquata, and Arista both looked at Ariel]
Ariel: I was just... listening to music in an underground club.
Attina: OK, where were you really? [Ariel gives them the look]
Sisters: [gasping] Listening to music?
Aquata: No way.
Arista: What was it like?
Andrina: Come on. Spill it.
Ariel: [laughs] Oh, it was amazing. The energy, the dancing, the music... Just makes you feel like...
Aquata: Like what?
Ariel: Like when Mom was here.
Arista: Ariel, I wanna hear it, too.
Ariel: You do?
Aquata: Me, too.
Adella: OK. Me, too.
Alana: Me, too! Me, too!
Andrina: Not without me.
Arista: Yeah. Everybody does. Please, Ariel. Please?
Ariel: Well...
Attina: Oh!
Ariel: We'll go tonight.
Arista: I'm so excited!
Aquata: Music!
Alana: What should I wear?
Adella: So you think there'll be boys?
Andrina: One way to find out.
Attina: This is not happening! You go again and I...
Andrina: Oh, lighten up.
Ariel: Come on. [all...]
Girls: Mmm?
Attina: OK. [The girls cheer as Marina and Benjamin arrives]
Marina Del Rey: Come on, girls. Uppy-up.
Andrina: Morning.
Benjamin: They're early.
Marina Del Rey: Yes. [grabs Benjamin] But why?! [Leave at princesses' room]
Leroy & Stitch (2006) as Hämsterviel
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Gantu: You never did understand the meaning of "Aloha", did you?
Hämsterviel: Well, I think it means...
Gantu: That was a rhetorical question.
Hämsterviel: Ugh!
Hämsterviel: Well, I think it means...
Gantu: That was a rhetorical question.
Hämsterviel: Ugh!
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[Lilo sees all the equipment set up for Alohapalooza]
Lilo: [to Stitch] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch: [doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation] Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo: Jumba: sound!
Jumba: Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo: Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley: [tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself] Bright! Very bright!
Lilo: Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu: Gladly!
[Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume]
Stitch: Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Achuta.
[Stitch quickly fixes the string and sings "Aloha Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroys start to shut down]
Lilo: It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
[All of the Leroys shut down including the original]
Hämsterviel: Not my original Leroy! [spots all of the experiments looking at him angrily and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster like!
Lilo: [to Stitch] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch: [doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation] Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo: Jumba: sound!
Jumba: Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo: Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley: [tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself] Bright! Very bright!
Lilo: Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu: Gladly!
[Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume]
Stitch: Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Achuta.
[Stitch quickly fixes the string and sings "Aloha Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroys start to shut down]
Lilo: It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
[All of the Leroys shut down including the original]
Hämsterviel: Not my original Leroy! [spots all of the experiments looking at him angrily and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster like!
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Hämsterviel: I think that went very well, don't you?
Gantu: Actually, I think...
Hämsterviel: I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu: Actually, you did. I...
Hämsterviel: No! It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu: Yes, sir. I believe it's...
Hämsterviel: No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh!
Gantu: Actually, I think...
Hämsterviel: I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu: Actually, you did. I...
Hämsterviel: No! It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu: Yes, sir. I believe it's...
Hämsterviel: No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh!
Camp Lazlo: Where's Lazlo? (2007) as Raj
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Raj: [to Clam] Hi, my name's Raj.
Clam: Humphh!
Raj: Does your toaster work?
Clam: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Clam: Humphh!
Raj: Does your toaster work?
Clam: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Raj: Lazlo! I can't believe he's gohohone! how could he leave us?
Clam: Our pal! he was our little monkey!
Raj: We were a trio. It seemed like only yesterday when we first met.
Clam: Yes, tell story.
Clam: Our pal! he was our little monkey!
Raj: We were a trio. It seemed like only yesterday when we first met.
Clam: Yes, tell story.
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Raj and Clam: LAZLO!!!
Lazlo: Guys, do you have to do this everytime I go to the bathroom.
Raj: But we love you!
Lazlo: You didn't tell that story again, did you?
Raj: We sure did, Lazlo.
Clam: Story!!
Lazlo: Guys, do you have to do this everytime I go to the bathroom.
Raj: But we love you!
Lazlo: You didn't tell that story again, did you?
Raj: We sure did, Lazlo.
Clam: Story!!
Return to Never Land (2002) as Smee
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Captain Hook: Step softly, you worthless dogs! Set your sights for Peter Pan!
Smee: Oh, goodness. Haven't we searched the island a thousand times before?
Captain Hook: I beg your pardon, Mr. Smee?
Smee: Uh, I said that, uh, searching for Pan is, um, uh, fun galore.
Smee: Oh, goodness. Haven't we searched the island a thousand times before?
Captain Hook: I beg your pardon, Mr. Smee?
Smee: Uh, I said that, uh, searching for Pan is, um, uh, fun galore.
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Captain Hook: Great Scott! No sooner do I rid meself of that cursed crocodile and now this! [hugs Smee]
Smee: Oh, there, there. He's just a playful little sea urchin is all.
Captain Hook: I swear, Smee, this is propelling me to delirium! I detest cephalopods!
Smee: Oh, there, there. He's just a playful little sea urchin is all.
Captain Hook: I swear, Smee, this is propelling me to delirium! I detest cephalopods!
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Smee: [to the octopus] Oh, you big brute, you! Off with you. Go on, now. Shoo, shoo. And take your arms with you. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. [the octopus squirts water at him] Hmm! At least the crocodile had manners!
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