We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas?
Tank Skill?
Eh, good looks?
No, you dense dolts. We cheat.
CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT!
Tank Just like we did last time, sweetheart.
And that was a great cheat. But now...[sinister] I have a much better plan.
Tank Help! [coughing] Bradley! [coughing] Gammas, help me! [coughing] Anyone! 9-1-1, baby!
Tank Over here, man! Dogboy! Am I glad to see you, sweetheart.
Max, where are you? Where are you, Max? Maxie! [slips on Max's skateboard]
Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank! [Goofy gets up and starts to lift the beam up just as the burning debris is about to fall]
Tank Come on! We're about to be baked Alaska here!
Tank That's some kid you got there.
Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.
The bet's off, Bradley. [points to Tank] But I think you owe him something.
Tank Brad! Hi. It's me, the guy you let down.
Tank You're goin' down like a four-set pair of socks.
You and me, baby! All the way!
Tank Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications.
Okay, okay! Let go of me, you big, fat jerk!
Tank Time to get on the last jet... to nowhere! [fires Bradley towards the X-Games blimp flying overhead]
So, ya see, I have to quit the team.
You what?
Hey, no way!
What is he talking about, huh?
Just what makes you think you can change your mind on the last day of the competition? [Tank grabs Goofy by his ears and lifts him into the air]
Tank Should I knock some sense into his big melon?
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Hey. Down. Down, Tank. Easy, boy. [pokes Goofy's nose] If you're thinkin' you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, you've got another thing comin'. [cruelly jabs Goofy's stomach]
Tank Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-Boy's in trouble, and Daddy's gonna bail him out. [The Gammas laugh mockingly, but Goofy grows defiant]
No, siree, sir. [Furiously grabs Bradley's pool cue and slams it into Tank's foot, making him let go of him]
Tank Ahh! Ow! My bunion! [The rest of the Gammas look shocked at Goofy's unexpected counterattack. Goofy and Bradley confront each other while struggling for control of the pool cue]
I'm not gonna be on anyone's team.
Smart man, but you forgot one thing: nobody, I repeat, nobody quits the Gammas!
If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me. [He pushes Bradley aside] I'm leavin' the Gammas, and that's that. [He tries to leave, but two of the Gammas use pool cues to block his path]
No, you're not leavin' the Gammas.
WHOA!!!! [lands on the opposite side of the street]
Bradley The Gammas are leavin' you!
Sayonara.
Yeah, Hasta la vista, baby!
Gee, I think they're a little sore at me. [He pats himself and realizes he still has his "Gamma Mu Mu Pledge" pin on his chest] Whoops. [takes off the pin] Better return my Gamma pin. [He stealthily re-enters to the Gamma house and puts his pin on the dresser, but then overhears the Gammas talking]
We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas?
Tank Skill?
Uh, good looks? What?
No, you dense dolts, we'll cheat. [Goofy hides behind the door into the pool room to avoid being detected]
CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT!
Tank Just like we did last time, sweetheart.
And that was a great cheat. [Sinisterly, with a pair of devilish horns behind his head] But now, I have a better plan.
