An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) · 34 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000): in 7 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Max (7), P.J. (3), Goofy (2)
Okay dude, uh, south. No wait, that's uh... I dunno, man, do I look like Magellan?
P.J., you couldn't even spell Magellan.
Try hanging a Louie. Nononono, wait, that's the other Louie.
Louie, Huey, Dewey, what are you talking about here?
Bobby Yo, it's right here; this way.
Yeah P.J., Bobby's right. Uh, hey, Bob, um... Who's driving?
Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day of the rest of our lives.
Bobby Wow. That's pretty deep. Did you get that off a bumper sticker?
Bobby Me and a little crumpet like yourself could make beautiful bongo music together.
Whoa, easy boy. You're fogging up my karma.
Hey, you wanna sit with us?
Sure. Your cool balances out [snaps fingers] his fool.
Bobby Okay, whatever...
If I can't even beat my father, who is probably the most athletically challenged man in the universe, how can you expect me to beat the other competitors? We're starting in last place because of me!
Bobby That never stopped us before! You want to give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out?
Well... no.
Bobby You want to let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else? Especially when that someone else is your old man?!
No!
Bobby Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy?!
NO!
Did you brush your teeth?
Comb your hair?
Did you put on clean underwear?
Whoop! Gotta go!
But Max--
Bobby Whoa! [falls into the vehicle]
Goin' already?!
Yeah, I have to get there early for freshman orientation, Dad. See ya!
What about breakfast? You need your three squares a day, you know!
Don't worry, we'll pick up donuts on the way! Love ya, miss ya, see you at Christmas, bye! [he, P.J. and Bobby hoot and holler happily]
Don't forget to have some milk with those...donuts! [softly] Good-bye, my little college man. [mournfully enters the house, approaching the stairs before moaning mournfully, walking up. He comes to the top while stopping as he looks inside the now empty bedroom. He sniffles a bit before looking at the ground, noticing a sock with hole on the ground, folds the sock, putting it up before looking at the mirror, noticing something in the reflection. He turns around, looking surprised as he sees Old Stuffed Bear on the bed, walks to it, and sits on the bed before holding Old Stuffed Bear; voice breaking] Gawrsh. [touches Old Stuffed Bear's stomach, which squeaks a bit before he looks around the room, and sobs heartbrokenly and sniffles, cradling Old Stuffed Bear]
Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules: No interfering with the "X" Games practice, no hounding us about schoolwork, no coming into our room unannounced, and no acting like a father, [to himself] especially mine. [normally] He's got his life, I've got my life.
Max's Voice: [echoes] My life. My life. My life.
Bobby Spooky.
Ah, this is everything I dreamed it would be.
Bobby This place puts the "rage" in "outrageous." [he bows a bit]
No kidding, it buries what we're used to.
Okay, all right. Just remember, there's nothing here that we can't handle.
Oh, I seriously doubt that. We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen.
Attention! Would Gamma Team One and Team 99 report to the street competition platform.
Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it.
Hey-ho and what do you know? Welcome to the sixth annual College X-Games.
WHOO!!
Our contestants are gonna spin, twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow. Today's qualifying round will determine who will compete in the semi-finals. And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, the skateboarder's street competition from our man on the street, Ken Clark!
Welcome, one and all. Today...
Thank you, Ken. Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town now who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third.
That's right, Chuck, and his name is...
Max Goof!
