Gawrsh, Pete. One day, you're changing their diapers, and the next thing you know... they're all grown up and leaving for college.
Pete Well, Goof, the way I see it, it's my last day of babysittin' and I'm a free man! Oh, yeah! [laughing] Free, free, free I tell ya! [laughing] Come on, son! I can't miss ya if you don't leave! [laughing harder]
Pete Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal. All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat. It's useless in the real world. Ha! All them square roots, and circumnavigating and circumference and... bah! It's all "garbology." Lookie here. If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive.
Do you realize going off to college means no more well-meaning, but totally smothering, overprotective, doting, ah-yucking dads?
Yeah. Well, yours at least. My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my room into a bowling alley.
Max [grins] Hey, we have a surefire way to shoot straight to the top of the freshman heap.
The College X-Games!
First freshman team to win it all!
Bobby [smirks] First team to boot those number one Gammas on their boot-tays!
Huh! The Gammas may be five-time winners, but I hope they're ready for a losing streak!
Let's beat the Gammas! [raise their hands] LET'S DO IT TO IT!!
Gawrsh, Pete. One day, you're changing their diapers, and the next thing you know...they're all grown up and leaving for college.
Pete Well, Goof, the way I see it, it's my last day of babysitting, and I'm a free man! Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Free, free, free, I tell ya! Yahoo! Ha-ha! Come on, son! I can't miss ya if you don't leave! [guffaws]
Maxie! I've been looking all over for you, son. Where ya been? I can't tell you how sorry I am.
Oh, save your breath. You may have won this time, but Dad... [groans angrily] ...this campus just isn't big enough for the both of us.
I didn't mean for it to turn out this way, Max. I was just tryin' to get closer to ya.
Oh, don't you get it?! I'm trying to get away from you! I'm not a little kid anymore! NOW JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!! [furiously storms into his class, Goofy tries reaching for Max before he sighs sadly]
Good morning, people. It would appear that it is time to start. You may open-- [Goofy opens the door and enters] Ah, Mr. Goof. Nice of you to join us today.
Huh? Oh, yeah. Right.
You may open your envelopes and begin. [the envelopes are opened with the papers glanced a bit. The fat dog sighs a bit, looking at where Max is busy writing frustratedly with the students near him glancing; swiftly pushes Goofy's head to the papers] Let's not have any wandering eyes.
[Goofy looks at the papers, but sighs as he starts writing. As that is happening, Tinkerputt looks at the familiar serpent looking at one of the students. Later, as the students are sleeping with the testers taking the tests, Goofy is scribbling Max's name before he sighs, looking depressed. At that moment, Goofy notices the flower in the picture transforming to real flowers before out comes a man. He turns the tape player on before the man motions Goofy, now in white background, to follow. The area swirls before Goofy notices himself on a chair with a table as the sun is starting to rise. He notices a flower blooming before a teacup is shown. The dream tea is poured to one of the cups past a flying teacup. The man grins with Goofy happily taking the drink. Just then, out comes a fairy Max who grins as Goofy grins back. Then out comes another fairy Max, along with a third from the teacups and sugar bowl, much to the bowl's annoyance. Many Max fairies come to the grinning Goofy as they wave]
Hi, Dad.
[At that moment, a man flies past him before going near Goofy. He comes to Goofy, smirking as he points to Max fairies flying below the table. After a moment, a flash occurs before up comes Max, whom grins. He points as Goofy gets scared as the now big shadow begins covering Goofy. To his shock, he sees a furious and monstrous Max growling in anger, violently snatching the tablecloth as Goofy is pulled off, as he yells his Goofy Yell. While falling downward, the familiar visions begin showing up with each shouting]
Goofy's Boss: You're...FIRED!!!
I, uh, notice that you don't have a college degree.
Pete C'mon, son! I can't miss you if you won't leave! [guffaws]
Whoa! [smashes to the ground as everything flashes. He moans before sitting up at where a white background is at]
Huh? [looks around with concern before looking up where the top is showing the angriest Max, now normal]
Leave me alone and get your own life! [angrily shuts the door before everything fades as Goofy only looks down in depression, cries]
Pencils down. I said...
...pencils down.
Wait a minute! I'm not finished! I've got--
It's...over, Mr. Goof.
Pete Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal. All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat. It's useless in the real world. Ha! All them square roots, and circumnavigating and circumference and...bah! It's all [grabs horseshoe] "garbology." Looky here. If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive. [throws horseshoe which hits the stake and falls on the sand] Anyone who tells you anything different is primin' your pump. [throws horseshoe and laughs as the horseshoe hits horseshoe stake and bounces away] Take it from me, pal!
Goofy's Voice: [thinking; as he comes to his senses] If you want that diploma, you gotta fix both eyes on it...
Pete What are ya--?!
Goofy's Voice: ...like it was this here horseshoe stake.
That's it! I lost my focus! I gotta get back there and straighten things out! [trips over table with food] Whoa! [gets back up] Focus. [leaves, and goes back to the college]
Pete Did I miss something?!
