A character in An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)

Bradley quotes from An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)

Jeff Bennett

5th most-quoted character in An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000): in 6 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Max (4), Tank (3), Goofy (2)

Scenes with Bradley

6 scenes
Bradley
[Goofy re-enters to the Gamma house to return his Gamma pin and overhears the Gammas talking]

We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas?

Skill?

Gamma

Eh, good looks?

Bradley

No, you dense dolts. We cheat.

Gammas
[Goofy is shocked]

CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT!

Just like we did last time, sweetheart.

Bradley

And that was a great cheat. But now...[sinister] I have a much better plan.

[quietly]

I gotta warn Maxie!

Max

Hey, Brad! What did you do with my dad?

Bradley

He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.

Referre
[Bradley blasts rockets on PJ's roller-skates sending PJ flying into the air]

False start! False start! Both teams back on the line. Get back here.

Max
[Max sneers at the chuckling Gammas]

Wait, hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state!

Bradley

Why, that is absurd. I did nothing of the sort.

Max
[groans]

That's what my dad has been trying to tell me!

Bradley

Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.

Max

The bet's off, Bradley. [points to Tank] But I think you owe him something.

Brad! Hi. It's me, the guy you let down.

Bradley
[nervously]

Hey, Tank! Baby! Who loves ya, baby? Huh?

[growls]

You're goin' down like a four-set pair of socks.

Bradley

You and me, baby! All the way!

[He tries to run, but Tank grabs hold of him and uses him like a slingshot]

Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications.

Bradley

Okay, okay! Let go of me, you big, fat jerk!

Time to get on the last jet... to nowhere! [fires Bradley towards the X-Games blimp flying overhead]

[Goofy is at the Gamma house, about to tell them he's leaving their team]

So, ya see, I have to quit the team.

Bradley
[Tears a hole in the pool table; turns to Goofy, looking outraged]

Excuse me?

Larry
[Also shocked]

You what?

Shorty

Hey, no way!

Burly

What is he talking about, huh?

Bradley
[pushing Goofy back]

Just what makes you think you can change your mind on the last day of the competition? [Tank grabs Goofy by his ears and lifts him into the air]

Should I knock some sense into his big melon?

Bradley

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Hey. Down. Down, Tank. Easy, boy. [pokes Goofy's nose] If you're thinkin' you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, you've got another thing comin'. [cruelly jabs Goofy's stomach]

[mockingly]

Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-Boy's in trouble, and Daddy's gonna bail him out. [The Gammas laugh mockingly, but Goofy grows defiant]

No, siree, sir. [Furiously grabs Bradley's pool cue and slams it into Tank's foot, making him let go of him]

[screams in pain and holds his foot]

Ahh! Ow! My bunion! [The rest of the Gammas look shocked at Goofy's unexpected counterattack. Goofy and Bradley confront each other while struggling for control of the pool cue]

I'm not gonna be on anyone's team.

Bradley
[Gets up on the pool table to tower over Goofy]

Smart man, but you forgot one thing: nobody, I repeat, nobody quits the Gammas!

[Yanks the pool cue and tosses it aside, pulling Bradley off the table]

If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me. [He pushes Bradley aside] I'm leavin' the Gammas, and that's that. [He tries to leave, but two of the Gammas use pool cues to block his path]

Bradley

No, you're not leavin' the Gammas.

[Tank literally kicks him out of the building]

WHOA!!!! [lands on the opposite side of the street]
Bradley The Gammas are leavin' you!

Shorty
[waves]

Sayonara.

Burly

Yeah, Hasta la vista, baby!

Gee, I think they're a little sore at me. [He pats himself and realizes he still has his "Gamma Mu Mu Pledge" pin on his chest] Whoops. [takes off the pin] Better return my Gamma pin. [He stealthily re-enters to the Gamma house and puts his pin on the dresser, but then overhears the Gammas talking]

Bradley

We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas?

Skill?

Gamma

Uh, good looks? What?

Bradley

No, you dense dolts, we'll cheat. [Goofy hides behind the door into the pool room to avoid being detected]

Gammas

CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT!

[sits on the pool table]

Just like we did last time, sweetheart.

Bradley

And that was a great cheat. [Sinisterly, with a pair of devilish horns behind his head] But now, I have a better plan.

[quietly and concerned]

I gotta warn Maxie.

Max

Hey, Brad! What'd you do with my dad?

Bradley

He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.

[Outside the stadium, Goofy begins to mournfully leave, concerned. Back with Chuck, the dog looks at the camera with a smirk]

OK, so let's go down to the semi-final round which begins with the rock climb.

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