Smee [to the octopus]
Oh, you big brute, you! Off with you. Go on, now. Shoo, shoo. And take your arms with you. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. [the octopus squirts water at him] Hmm! At least the crocodile had manners!
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Return to Never Land (2002): in 4 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain Hook (3)
Scenes with Smee
4 scenes Smee 
Great Scott! No sooner do I rid meself of that cursed crocodile and now this! [hugs Smee]
Smee Oh, there, there. He's just a playful little sea urchin is all.
I swear, Smee, this is propelling me to delirium! I detest cephalopods!
Step softly, you worthless dogs! Set your sights for Peter Pan!
Smee Oh, goodness. Haven't we searched the island a thousand times before?
I beg your pardon, Mr. Smee?
Smee Uh, I said that, uh, searching for Pan is, um, uh, fun galore.
So, the girl can't fly, yet she wants to go home. Smee, do you know what this means?
Smee Six more weeks of winter?
