A character in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

Yosemite Sam quotes from Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

5th most-quoted character in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003): in 6 of its 47 quotes
Most scenes with: Daffy (2), D.J. (2)

Scenes with Yosemite Sam

6 scenes
Dusty
[D.J. tries to take the Mona Lisa Queen of Diamonds playing card from Dusty, who instead slips it inside her outfit]

That is so sweet! You, trying to take over for your father. These evil forces, they're bad people!

Relax, sister! I don't know the meaning of the word "fear"!

Yosemite Sam
[Daffy opens the door and finds himself facing a lit cannon.]

Say your prayers, Duck!

"Fear: Noun. A state of terror". Aaaah!

Yosemite Sam
[Yosemite Sam chases D.J. and Daffy through the Wooden Nickel casino, guns a-blazin'…]

Come back here, ya card-carryin' cuy-ote!

Yosemite Sam
[… and slips on a banana peel.]

Yikes! Ooooh! Dad-burned slapstick cliché!

Yosemite Sam
[The good guys take off, leaving the bad guys with the lit dynamite.]

Throw it out the window! Throw it out! THROW IT OUT!

Canasta

But innocent people could be hurt.

Yosemite Sam

THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

Smith

It'll send the wrong message to children!

Yosemite Sam

GIMME THE--!

Yosemite Sam
[dynamite explodes]

Ooh!

So what about this Blue Monkey?

Dusty Tails

Your father's assignment was to track it down before the chairman could. The diamond has supernatural powers. It would be a disaster if it fell into the wrong hands. I was supposed to give him this. [shows DJ a Queen of Diamonds playing card with the Mona Lisa's face superimposed on it; Daffy takes the card briefly]

This is not a king-sized diamond. This is a Queen of Diamonds! What kind of sick joke is this?!

[Dusty chops Daffy in the gullet]

Can I have that?

Dusty Tails

That is so sweet! You, trying to take over for your father. These evil forces, they're bad people!

Relax, sister! I don't know the meaning of the word "fear"! [opens the door and finds himself facing a lit cannon with Yosemite Sam and his henchmen]

Yosemite Sam

Say your prayers, Duck!

"Fear: Noun. A state of terror".
[everyone scatters as the cannon prepares to fire]

Foghorn Leghorn
[to D.J.]

Card, sir?

Hit me.

Foghorn Leghorn

Don't-I say, don't 'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball.

Hit me!

Yosemite Sam
[a low value card is dealt out, and DJ continues playing, to the ire of Yosemite Sam]

Hit me!

Yosemite Sam
[DJ continues nonetheless, receiving more low value cards]

No, no, no! HIT ME, FRAGNABBIT!

Foghorn Leghorn
[actually hitting Sam with a paddle, who is reduced to incoherent angry babbling]

He's the boss. Card, sir?

[nervous, believing he'd get the same treatment]

Hit me?

Foghorn Leghorn
[The Mona Lisa card is dealt]

Twenty-one, a winner! [DJ quickly snatches the card and runs off, Daffy in tow]

Yosemite Sam
[to Jeff Gordon, who is dressed up in his racecar driver uniform]

Outta my way, fancy boy! I'm-a commandeerin' this here clown car!

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