ACME Chairman quotes from Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

ACME Chairman

My God, young man, what am I going to do with you?! You've done nothing but screw up! You've walked off of mesas! You've been smashed by boulders! You've been run over by diesel trucks! And don't blame the equipment! The equipment is good; it's ACME equipment. You're a coyote! Be wily! [calms down] All right, now...buck up and let's see a little smile.

ACME Chairman

Little bigger.

ACME Chairman

Little bigger.

ACME Chairman

Oh, that's nice. Now, just go take a shower, and don't come back till you smell better!

ACME Chairman

But be careful! There's some men moving a safe up there, and I don't want you to--

ACME Chairman

And be careful of the box of fireworks, because--

ACME Chairman

I suppose I should mention the plate-glass window--

ACME Chairman

It's tough being the boss.

ACME Chairman

Now, this, my friend, is the ACME Train of Death, which is not good news for your father.

Don't worry about me, son. I've gotten out of worse scrapes than this one.

ACME Chairman

You see, if the Train of Death doesn't kill him, then those crates of TNT will. Not to mention the 2-ton anvil hanging over his head. And— [sees a giant bladed pendulum swinging over Damian] Oh, look. There's the Pendulum of Doom. What's the Pendulum of Doom doing there?! I did not order the Pendulum of Doom! It's overkill! Get rid of it!
[Wile E. sheepishly pulls up the Pendulum of Doom]

ACME Chairman

Are you all monkeys yet? [sees one of the laser beams that shot out of Daffy's nose coming right at him] Uh-oh! [the beam heads straight towards him, and then suddenly disappears in a flash of the beam]

Checkmate, Mr. Chairman. [holding up tiny handcuffs the size of monkey hands] You're going down. [crouches down in front of monkey Chairman and starts putting the handcuffs on his wrists]