You've not seen the end of me, Peter Pan! I'll get you for this! If it's the last thing I do!
Most-quoted character in Return to Never Land (2002): in 22 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Smee (3)
SMEE!!!
More lines from Captain Hook
15 quotesHello, Wendy.
Curses! Bring her down! Hurry, Smee!
This is simply perfect! Yes, Mr. Smee, with Wendy as bait, we shall lure Peter Pan to his doom!
Pan, you double-crossing pipsqueak! Come back here and fight like a man!
Blast that scurvy boy! This is all his fault. Mr. Smee, pipe up the crew! We're going ashore to find Peter Pan!
There'll be no rest until we have that boy in irons.
Leave the light on, Mommy. Your baby boy's coming home.
It's time to meet your maker, Peter Pan.
Sorry. No can do. And thank you, my dear. I couldn't have done it without you.
And Captain Hook is a man of his word. I promised I wouldn't harm a single hair on his head. And... [pulls off a strand of Peter's hair] ...this is the one I won't harm! Here, you keep it.
Look at him, Smee. He's nothing but a child. And I loathe children. Cut him down.
Oh. They'll go. Right after you. One by one, off the end of the plank!
Good heavens! Run! Run for your lives! It's... a little girl.
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Scenes with Captain Hook
6 scenesMr. Smee, be a good fellow and fix the plank... so I can make you walk it!
Great Scott! No sooner do I rid meself of that cursed crocodile and now this! [hugs Smee]
Oh, there, there. He's just a playful little sea urchin is all.
I swear, Smee, this is propelling me to delirium! I detest cephalopods!
Step softly, you worthless dogs! Set your sights for Peter Pan!
Oh, goodness. Haven't we searched the island a thousand times before?
I beg your pardon, Mr. Smee?
Uh, I said that, uh, searching for Pan is, um, uh, fun galore.
So, the girl can't fly, yet she wants to go home. Smee, do you know what this means?
Six more weeks of winter?
All right, I give up. What's your problem?
All I've ever wanted was to get away from this dreadful place and home to my dear, sweet mother. But blast it all! Peter stole my treasure and my men would mutiny if I so much as tried to leave without it. So here I am, stuck in this absurd place. My sources tell me you wish to return home as well.
Huh. You got that right. I guess we're in the same boat.
The same boat!
Help me! Help me!
You know the rules, Hook. A good captain always goes down with his ship.
I don't wanna be a good captain!



