There it is! Feast eyes and click heels, if you got 'em!
We were better off on exploding planet!
More lines from Onus
3 quotesI see nothing! One great big stinking hunk of NOTHING!
We are going to need a bigger boat!
Scenes with Onus
5 scenesWe're all clear, Captain!
Well, my friend. Are we ready to raise this creaking tub?
My pleasure, Captain. [to crew] All hands to stations! [Jim sees the crews away the R.L.S. Legacy] Smatly now!
Come on, you scurvy scum! I’ll race you!
Loose all solar sails!
Come on!
Heave up the braces! Brace up!
Mr. Zoff? Engage artificial gravity!
Poomp, poomp, poomp, poomph!
South by southwest, Mr. Turnbuckle? Heading 2-1-0-0.
Aye, Captain. 2-1-0-0.
Full speed, Mr. Arrow, if you please.
Take her away!
Brace yourself, Doctor.
"Brace yourself."
Whoa!
Upon my word, an Orcus Galacticus. [Take an Astronaut photographer camera to take a picture an Ocrus Galacticus] Smile!
Uh, Doctor, I'd stand clear--
Ahh, 'tis a grand day for sailing, Cap'n. And look at you! You're as trim and as bonnie as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat of paint!
You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver!
Spaceport floozies, spaceport floozies!
Aw, you cut me to the quick, Captain. I speaks nuttin' but me heart at all times-
Nuttin' but me heart!
A-hem!
And, um, by the way. Isn't that your captain boy, aimlessly footling about in those shrouds?
Yep, it--oh... A momentary aberration, Cap'n, soon to be addressed. [To Jim] Jimbo! I've got two new friends I'd like you to meet. Say hello to Mr. Mop and Mrs. Bucket! [laughing]
Yippee.
Oh, ho, ho!
You having a little trouble there?
Oh, get away from me. [They laughing] Oh, Jimbo, if I could maneuver a skiff like that when I was your age, they'd be bowing in the streets when I walked by today! [slumps back against the boat's side]
Bowing in the streets!
Heh, I don't know, they weren't exactly singing my praises when I left home.
Heh. Whew.
But I'm gonna change all that.
Are you now? How so?
Uh, I got some plans. Gonna make people see me a little different.
Ooh. Sometimes - plans go astray.
Not this time.
Hmm.
Ah, thank you, Morphy.
So, uh, how'd that happen anyway?
You give up a few things...chasin' a dream.
Was it worth it?
Heh. [sighs] I'm hoping it is, Jimbo. I most surely am.
What the devil?
Good heavens. [took a telescope to Supernova] The star Pelusa... it's gone Supernova!
Evasive action, Mr. Turnbuckle!
Aye-aye, Captain.
All hands, fasten your lifelines!
Mr. Arrow, secure those sails!
Secure all sails! Reef them down, men!
Yeah, baby! Ba-boom! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Silver!
Whoa. Thanks, lad.
Captain, the star!
It's... devolving into a... [Gasps] a BLACK HOLE!
WE'RE BEING PULLED IN!!
No you don't! You... [Trying to navigate out of the black hole] Blast these waves! They're so deucedly erratic!
No, Captain! They're not erratic at all! There'll be one more in precisely 47.2 seconds, followed by the biggest magilla of them all!
Of course! Brilliant, Doctor! We'll ride that last magilla out of here!
All sails secured, Captain!
Good man! Now release them immediately!
Aye, Captain. [to crew] You heard her, men! Unfurl those sails!
What?!
But we just finished!
Tying them down!
Make up your blooming minds! [Mr. Arrow climbs up a ladder in his ship]
Mr. Hawkins, make sure all lifelines are secured good and tight!
Aye-aye, Captain! [Mr. Arrow, Scroop and the crew all the lifelines secured solars in this ship, Jim tighten up lifelines 3 times a role] Lifelines secured, Captain!
Very good!
Captain, the last wave!! HERE IT COMES!!!
HOLD ON TO YOUR LIFELINES, GENTS! IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE! [The R.L.S. Legacy falling down, Morph turns into the lifeline, Silver praying for Jim on each hand into a black hole, suddenly, it blast off like a rocket takes off the black hole]
Captain! That-- oh, my goodness. That was-that was absolutely-that was the most-
Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, Doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.
Well, uh, uh- thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot of help to offer anatomically-amanamonically-uh-astronomically. [slaps himself on forehead]
Well, I must congratulate you, Mr. Silver. It seems your cabin boy did a bang-up job with those lifelines.
All hands accounted for, Mr. Arrow? [He is nowhere to be seen] Mr. Arrow?
I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost, I swear. [Amelia stares at the hat in horror] His lifeline was not secured. [The crew members glare at Jim, who was in charge of securing the lifelines. Jim turns to Amelia, who gives him an angrier yet sad look]
No, I checked them ALL! [Jim pushed the crew aside to reveal that Arrow's lifeline is missing] I did. I checked them all. They were secure. I swear...
Mr. Arrow was a... [clears throat] fine spacer. Finer than most of us could ever hope to be. But he knew the risks, as do we all. Resume your posts. We carry on. [walks away in the cabin, Jim looks shocked and runs away in the deck, as Silver and Morph comfort Jim, convincing him not to give up]
Morph? [He's tired about Morph has the Jim's boot] Morph, knock it off, is too early. [Morph got boot and kicks to Jim's butt] Ow! HEY, MORPH! [Morph his shoe stick your tongue raspberry to him and switch purp and laughing and take Jim's boot, but Jim catch his boot to Morph] Hey, come back here!
Come back here!
GOTCHA! [Morph turns into angler fish and spits out at him] That's it, you little squid!
You little squid! You little squid! You little squid, little-little squid-squid-squid-squid-squid!
Ha! busted!
Look, all I'm saying is, we're sick of all this waiting!
So, there's only three of them left.
We are wanting to move!
We don't move we got the treasure in hand!
I say we kill them all now. [Silver steps on one of his six feet with his mechanical leg] OWWW!!!
"I say"?! What's this "I say"?! Disobey my orders again, like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow, and so help me, you'll be JOINING HIM! [furiously throws him at the barrel]
Strong talk... but I know otherwise.
You got something to say, Scroop?
It's that boy. [Silver is unnerved] Methinks you have a soft... [pierces the fruit with his pincer] spot for him.
Now mark me, the lot of ya! I care about one thing and one thing only - Flint's trove! You think I'd risk it all for the sake of some... nose-whiping little whelp?! [Into the barrel, Jim is shocked and hurt]
What was it now? "Oh, you got the makings of greatness in ya..."
SHUT YOUR YAP! I cozied up to the kid to keep him off our scent. But I ain't gone soft!
PLANET HO!
There it is! Feast eyes and click heels, if you got 'em!
Where the devil's me glass? [telescope to Jim, it looks hurtin and run offs; Silver surprised] Jimbo! Playing games... are we?
Yeah. Yeah, we're playing games.
Oh, I see. Well, I was never much good at games. Always hated to lose.
Me too!
Right-o-- [He's got warning eye in sighting to find him and close the door] Ohh, blast it all...! [Silver blow whistle; after Jim discovers him and his crew planning mutiny] Change in plan, lads! WE MOVE NOW! [the cheering to crew planning mutiny] Strike our colors, Mr. Onus!
With pleasure, Captain.
[The Hands breaks his door discovered and all the guns with the mutiny cheering to find Jim]
It's okay, Morph. Is okay.
Jimmy, I--I don't know about you but I'm starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes. At least, I think it's my life. WAS I EVER DANCING WITH AN ANDROID NAMED LUPE?!
B.E.N., shh. This isn't over here yet.
We'll gettin' close, lads! I smell treasure a-waitin'! [The pirates cheering, Silver laughs and grabs Jim forward, Silver cutting the trees, everyone gasp in shocked it to seens dead end] Huh? Where is it?
I see nothing! One great big stinking hunk of NOTHING!
What's going on, Jimbo?!
I don't know! I-I can't get open in.
We should've never followed this, boy! [kicks Jim fall on the ground]
Hey!
I'd suggust you get that gizmo going again, and fast!
Let's rip his gizzard right out, right now!!
Throw it off the cliff!
Poor boy.
Ah, have mercy.
The Lagoon Nebula?
But that's halfway across the galaxy.
A big door... [point at Map again; changing a planet] opening and closing. [changing a different planet] Let's see. Kinapis. Montressor spaceport. [as he point at Montressor Spaceport; that's how to get home] So that's how Flint did it. He used this portal to roam the universe stealing treasure.
But, where'd he stash it all?! [as Silver point to map, he no longer find his treasure] Where's that blasted TREASURE?!
Treasure! Treasure! Is... buried in the--
Buried in the centroid of the mechanism. What if, the whole planet is the mechanism, and the treasure is buried in the center of this planet?!
And how in blue blazes are we supposed to get there?!
Just open the right door.
Wait for me! Wait for me!
Long John Silver: [Upon seeing the discovered of Flint's Treasure, the mutiny, gasps, and cheering] The loot of a thousands worlds.
We are going to need a bigger boat! [laughing]
This is all seeming very familiar. I can't remember why.
B.E.N., come on. We're getting out of here, and we're not leaving empty-handed.
But--but, Jimmy! Jimmy!
A lifetime of searching. And at long last...I can touch it.
Silver, you gave up?
Just a lifelong obsession, Jimbo. I'll get over it.
Aloha. Jimmy!
Hurry, people! We got exactly two minutes and thirty-four seconds till planet's destruction!
You're doing fine, Doctor. Now ease her over gently--gently!
We were better off on exploding planet!
Take us out of here, metal man!
Aye, Captain!
Captain, you dropped from the heavens in the nick of--
Save your claptrap for the judge, Silver!
Mizzen sail demobilized, Captain! Thrusters at only 30% of capacity.
30%? That means we're...We'll never clear the planet's explosion in time...
We gotta turn around.
What?
There's a portal back there. It can get us out of here!
Pardon me, Jim, but didn't that portal open onto a raging inferno?!
Yes, but I'm gonna change that. I'm gonna open a different door! [Jim starts to gather pieces to make a solar surfer]
Captain, really, I don't see how this is possible--
Listen to the boy!
One minute, twenty-nine seconds till planet's destruction!
What do you need, Jim?
Just some way to attach this.
All right. Stand back. Stand back, now. [He welds the pieces together to make a makeshift solar surfer] There you go.
There you go.
OK. Now, no matter what happens, keep the ship heading straight for that portal.
Fifty-eight seconds!
Well, you heard him! Get this blasted heap turned 'round!
Doctor, head us back to the portal.
Aye, Captain.
Go on the right! THE RIGHT!
I KNOW, I KNOW! WILL YOU JUST LET ME DRIVE?!
25 SECONDS!
No! No!
Come on, lad...
Seventeen seconds!
Seven, six, five, four, three, two--
[Right at the last second, Jim presses on the Montressor Spaceport, causing the portal to change as he and the ship fly through it, and the planet is collapsing and starts to explode. The portal explodes behind them]
