Well, Jim, this should be a wonderful opportunity for the two of us to get to know one another. You know what they say, familiarity breeds, um... well, contempt, but, in our case--
3rd most-quoted character in Treasure Planet (2002): in 25 of its 104 quotes
Most scenes with: Jim Hawkins (16), Captain Amelia (16), Long John Silver (7)
I really don't know how you manage it, Sarah. Trying to run a business while raising a felon like-- felon... fellow... fellow like Jim.
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2 quotesIt's the suit, isn't it? l should never have listened to that pushy two-headed saleswoman. This one said it fit, that one said it was my color... I didn't know what to do. I get so flustered!
Scenes with Dr. Delbert Doppler
22 scenesWe apprehended your son operating a solar vehicle in a restricted area.
Moving Violation 9-0-4, Section 15, Paragraph... um...
Six?
Thank you.
Don't mention it.
As you are aware, ma'am, this constitutes a violation of his probation.
Yes, yes- No, I mean, I understand, but, um, co-couldn't we just-?
Um, pardon me, officers, if I might, uh, interject here? I am the noted astrophysicist Dr. Delbert Doppler. Perhaps you've heard of me? [awkward silence] No? I have a clipping.
Are you the boy's father?
Oh! Good heavens, no!
Eww! He's just an old friend of the family.
Back off, sir!
Thank you, Delbert. I will take it from here.
Well, Sarah, if you insist. [under his breath] Don't ever let me do that again.
Due to repeated violations of statute 15-C, we have impounded his vehicle. Any more slip-ups will result in a one-way ticket to Juvenile Hall.
Kiddie hoosegow.
The slammo.
Thank you, officers. [towards Jim, firmly] It won't happen again.
We see his type all the time, ma'am.
Wrong choices.
Dead-enders.
Losers.
You take care now.
Let's motor.
[They depart, leaving an awkward silence behind them]
Mom, this is it! This is the answer to all our problems!
Jim, there is absolutely no way--
Don't you remember? All those stories?
That's all they were; stories.
Well, this-- it's just-- oh, my. Delbert, would you please explain how ridiculous this is?
It's totally preposterous, traversing the entire galaxy alone.
That's why I'm going with you! [pulls out a suitcase]
Delbert!
She'll use her savings to finance the expedition; I'll commission a ship, hire a captain and a crew...
You're not serious?
All my life, I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is screaming! "Go, Delbert! Go, Delbert...!"
Mom, look. I know that I keep messing everything up. And I know...that I let you down. But this is my chance to make it up to you. I'm gonna set things right.
If I may? [quietly speaks to her] You said yourself, you've tried everything. There are much worse remedies than a few character-building months in space.
Are you saying this because it's the right thing or because you really wanna go?
I really, really, really, really want to go. And it's the right thing.
Well, ahem, there we are, then. We'll begin preparations at once. Jim, my boy, soon we'll be off to the spaceport.
Dear Charlotte. To mule and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic. And I mean that is a very caring way.
"Imbecilic," did you say? Foolishness! I've got--
Here.
Hmm! Fascinating. [She then heads over to a cabinet and places the Map in a small chest.] Mr. Hawkins, in the future, you will address me as "Captain" or "Ma'am." Is that clear?
Mr. Hawkins?
That'll do. [closes the cabinet and locks it. Puts the key in her pocket.] Gentlemen, this must be kept under lock and key when not in use. And, Doctor, again - with the greatest possible respect - zip your howling screamer.
Captain, I assure you that--
Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're-- How did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
"A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots", ma'am.
Now, see here--!
Doctor, I'd love to chat - tea, cake, the whole shebang - but I have a ship to launch, and you've got your outfit to buff up. Mr. Arrow, please escort these two neophytes down to the galley straightaway. Young Hawkins will be working for our cook, Mr. Silver.
That woman! That... feline! Whom does she think is working for whom?!
It's my map, and she's got me bussin' tables--
I'll not tolerate a cross word about our captain! There's no finer officer in this or any galaxy.
Why, Mr. Arrow, sir! Bringin' such fine-lookin' distinguished gents to brace me humble galley? Had I known, I'd have tucked in me shirt! [tucks in his apron and chuckles while Jim observes his mechanical body parts.]
May I introduce Dr. Doppler, the financier of our voyage.
Uh... thank you. Love the eye! [Trying to divert Silver's attention] This young lad is Jim Hawkins.
Jimbo! [Holds out his arm for Jim to shake it, but there are five sharp tools instead of five fingers. Silver notices and switches it to a hand. Jim glares at the arm and Silver untrusting. Silver simply smiles and prepares a dish.] Ah, now, don't be too put off by this hunk o' hardware. [Switches from hand to small knife-like scissors. Slices up some shellfish into a bowl. Switches from scissors to cleaver to cut up some vegetables, but he does this without looking and almost cuts off his left hand. Has a shocked look and then just smiles again.] Whoa! Heh-heh. [Switches the cyborg arm from cleaver to three clawed mini-arms. Throws three eggs and cracks them into the bowl.] These gears have been tough gettin' used to, but they do come in mighty handy from time to time. [Switches his arm as he throws the bowl on top and fire comes shooting out for a couple seconds. Pours the stew into a pot set on top of an open stove and adds some salt. Takes out a spoon and tries it to see if it's just right. Has an approving smile on his face. Pours some stew into two bowls, one for Delbert and one for Jim.] Here, now. Have a taste of me famous Bonzabeast Stew.
Mmm! Delightfully tangy, yet robust.
Old family recipe. [Doppler sees an eyeball float to the top of the stew and yelps.] In fact, that was part of the old family! [laughs heartily] Ah, I'm just kiddin', doc. [Takes out the eye and swallows it.] I'm nuttin' if I ain't a kidder. [Sees Jim hesitating.] Go on, Jimbo, have a swig.
Morph! You jiggle-headed blob o' mischief! So that's where you was hidin'!
Heh. What is that thing?
He's... a Morph. I rescued the little shapeshifter on Proteus One.
Aw, he took a shine to me. We've been together ever since.
We're about to get underway. Would you like to observe the launch, Doctor?
Would I?! Does an active galactic nucleus have superluminal jets?! [awkward silence] I'll follow you.
Mr. Hawkins will stay here, in your charge, Mr. Silver.
Captain's orders! See to it the new cabin boy's kept busy.
So... Cap'n's put you with me, eh? [walks around Jim]
Ah, who be a humble cyborg to argue with a Cap'n?
Yeah... [Grabs a purp from a barrel and starts to walk around.] Ya know... These purps, they're kinda like the ones back home... On Montressor. Ya ever been there?
Ah... Can't says I have, Jimbo.
Come to think of it, just before I left, I met this old guy who was, uh... He was kind of looking for a cyborg buddy of his.
Is that so?
Yeah. What was that old salamander's name? Oh, yeah. Bones. Billy Bones?
Bones? BONES? ...Eh, 'tain't ringin' any bells. Must've been a different cyborg. There's a slew of cyborgs roamin' this port.
Captain! That--oh, my goodness. That was--that was absolutely--that was the most--
Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, Doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.
Well, uh, uh--thank you. Thank you very much. Well, l have a lot of help to offer anatomically--amanamonically--uh-astronomically. [slaps himself on forehead]
Did you actually aim for that?
You know, actually I did?
And what? What?! [takes off glasses] We must stay together and what?!
Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes.
She's lost her mind!
Well, you gotta help her!
Dang it, Jim! I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor! I have a doctorate, but it's not the same thing! You can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're useless!
All my life, I dreamed of an adventure like this. [sighs] I'm just sorry I couldn't have been... more helpful to you.
Oh, don't be daft. You've been very helpful. Truly.
I feel like such a useless weakling... [hands slip out of the rope he was tied with] ...with abnormally thin wrists! [to Grewnge, the pirate guarding them, while pretending to still be tied up] Excuse me, brutish pirate.
Yes, you. I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head... or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big, fat body?!
Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. [pulls out a gun and points it at Grewnge's belly, smirks] Is this yours?
Doctor, head us back to the portal.
Aye, Captain.
I KNOW, I KNOW! WILL YOU JUST LET ME DRIVE?!
Unorthodox, but ludicrously effective. I'd be proud to recommend you to the Interstellar Academy. They could do with a man like you.
Just wait until your mother hears about this! [quietly] Of course, we may downplay the life-threatening parts.
Yaaaa-hoo! [Alarm rings] Come on! Whoo! Ha ha ha! WHOO-HOO! [When the solar surfer, it Sirens blaring two police robots comes an emergency lights and chase at him] Oh, great.
Mrs. Hawkins!
I know, refill on the purp juice. Coming right up, Mrs. Dunwiddie! [whole each powdered spheroids, two eclipses and big bowl of the Zorellian jelly worms] There we go. That's 4 powdered spheroids, 2 lunar eclipses, and it's a big bowl of the Zorellian jelly worms for the big boy!
Awesome!
Enjoy!
Sorry, Delbert. It's been a madhouse here all morning.
No problem, Sarah. Ah, my Alponian chowder with the extra Solara seed. Mmm! Yum! [Doppler wants to start eating his meal, but notices a frog-like girl staring at him] Hello. What brings you here, curious little... one? [Doppler picks up a spoonful of his meal, but pauses again when the girl continues starting at him; waving his hand to send her off] Go away. [Slight pause] Are your parents around? [Slight pause again] Now, what's the matter? Cat got your...
Oh, they're so adorable at that age!
Oh, yes. Deplorable. Uh-- adorable. Hmm. Speaking of which, how's Jim doing?
Much better. I know he's had a few rough spots this year, but I really think he's starting to turn a corner.
Mrs. Hawkins?
Ooh, wrong turn.
Not so fast!
We apprehended your son operating a solar vehicle in a restricted area.
Moving violation 9-0-4, section 15, paragraph... um...
Six?
Thank you.
Don't mention it.
As you are aware, ma'am, this constitutes a violation of his probation.
Yes, yes-- No, I mean, I understand, but, um, co-couldn't we just-?
Um, pardon me, officers, if I might, uh, interject here? I am the noted astrophysicist Dr. Delbert Doppler. Perhaps you've heard of me? [awkward silence] No? I have a clipping.
Are you the boy's father?
Oh! Good heavens, no!
Eww! He's just an old friend of the family.
Back off, sir!
Thank you, Delbert. I will take it from here.
Well, Sarah, if you insist. [under his breath] Don't ever let me do that again.
Due to repeated violations of statute 15-C, we have impounded his vehicle. Any more slip-ups will result in a one-way ticket to Juvenile Hall.
Kiddie hoosegow.
The slammo.
Thank you, officers. [towards Jim, firmly] It won't happen again.
We see his type all the time, ma'am.
Wrong choices.
Dead-enders.
Losers.
You take care now.
Let's motor.
Jim, I have had it. Do you want to go to Juvenile Hall? Is that it? [Jim looks away it doesn't answer, take a rectangular plate and put food on the plate] Jim? Jim, look at me. It's been hard enough keeping this place afloat by myself without you go-
Mom, is no big deal! There was nobody around. Those cops just won't get off my- [Sarah stares at him] Forget it.
Mrs. Hawkins, then my juice?
Yes, I'll be right there, Mrs. Dunwiddie! [To Jim] Jim, I just don't want to see you throw away your entire future!
I believe I'm with Jim on this one.
Delilah! Hallelujah! [Delilah yelping excitedly] Stay, don't move!
Where is it?!
It's got to be around here somewhere!
Don't worry, Sarah. I'm an expert in the laws of physical science. On the count to 3...1-
Go, Delilah! Go! Go! That's it! That's it, Go! [Sarah looking a Benbow Inn it burn by fire. after chased by Silver's crew to them] H-yah, H-yah!
[Delbert riding on his carriage with Jim and Sarah leaving from the Inn, Bones gotta present to him, the treasure map]
I just spoke with the constabulary. Those blaggard pirates have fled without a trace. [clock chimes] I'm sorry, Sarah. I'm afraid, the old Benbow Inn has burned to the ground. [Pauses to Jim and Sarah while in the fire in sanctuary, clears throat] Well, certainly a lot of trouble over that odd little sphere. Those markings, baffle me. Unlike anything I've ever encountered. Even with my vast experience and superior intellect. It'll you take me years to unlock its-- Hey! [Jim opens a discovering the map to Treasure Planet] What? It's a map! Wait, wait, wait, wait! This is us, the Planet Montressor. [Touch a planet it spacing around the map] That's the magellanic cloud! Whoo! The coral galaxy! That was Cygnus cross and that's the Kerian Abyss. Wait. What's this? What's this? Why, it's...it's...
Treasure Planet.
No!
That's Treasure Planet!
Flint's Trove? The loot of a thousand worlds? Do you know what this means?
It means that all that treasure is only a boat ride away.
Whoever brings it back. Would hold an eternal place atop the pantheon of explorers! He'd be able to experience-- [The map turns off click] Whoo! What just happened?
Mom, this is it! This is the answer to all our problems!
Jim, there is absolutely no way-
Don't you remember? All those stories?
That's all they were; stories!
Well, this- it's just- oh, my. Delbert, would you please explain how ridiculous this is?
It's totally preposterous, traversing the entire galaxy alone.
That's why I'm going with you! [pulls out a suitcase]
Delbert!
I'll use my savings to finance an expedition; I'll commission a ship, hire a captain and a crew...!
You're not serious?
All my life, I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is screaming! "Go, Delbert! Go, Delbert...!"
Mom, look. I know that I keep messing everything up. I know I've let you down, but this is my chance to make it up to you––to set things right. [Sarah's face softens. Doppler pulls her aside]
You said yourself you've tried everything. There are much worse remedies than a few character-building months in space.
Are you saying this because it's the right thing, or because you really want to go?
I really, really, really, really want to go. And it's the right thing.
Jim, I don't want to lose you. [She brushes his hair aside from his eyes]
[Several days later, Jim and Doppler sit aboard a space ferry on their road to Crescentia, the giant spaceport from which they will depart on their journey. From a distance, the crescent-shaped port looks like a glowing silver of moon. But as they approach, Jim can see that the port is actually a many-layered network of docks, all crowded with spaceships. As the space ferry touches down, Jim shivers with emotion. Looking around the massive spaceport in confusion, he feels that anything can happen. He hurries down the gangplank, eager to reach the docks and whatever adventure awaits him there]
[At the bottom, Jim pauses and looks around breathlessly. Aliens of every shape and color, speaking hundreds of different languages, are scurrying this fashion and that, securing rigging, scraping hulls, and bartering for luck. He stops and watches in fascination as two spacers in heavy coats and stocking caps pull star matter out of a net. Even the air smells different here, Jim thinks. It is fresh and brisk and has a mysterious tang, unlike anything he's ever smelled on dreary old Montressor. Jim feels like shouting with joy]
Jim! [His voice cuts into his thoughts. Jim turns in time to see Doppler waddle down the gangplank, dressed in an outdated space suit and clanking with every step. He is so loaded down with gear that he can barely walk] Jim! Oh, Jim, wait for me!
Well, this should be a wonderful opportunity for the two of us to get to know one another. You know what they say. Familiarity breeds...uh, well, contempt. But in our case––––
Look, let's just find the ship. [He hurries over to two alien longshoremen to ask directions]
Second berth on your right!
It's the suit, isn't it? I should never have listened to that pushy two-headed saleswoman. One head said it fit, and the other said it was my color. I didn't know what to do. I get so flustered and––Oh! [His jaw drops. Before them a huge, three-tiered solar galleon gleams in the sunlight. It is the RLS Legacy, the ship Doppler has hired. It is the grandest ship either Jim or Doppler have either seen, and it is already bustling with activity]
Stow those casks forward! Heave together now!
Good morning, Captain! Everything ship-shape?
Ship-shape it is, sir. But I'm not the captain. The captain's aloft. [He points. Jim and Doppler look up toward the rigging and see a slim, catlike creature also in an officer's uniform. She swings down the ropes and lands gracefully on the deck]
Mr. Arrow, I've checked this miserable ship from stem to stern, and as usual, it's spot on. Can you get nothing wrong?
You flatter me, Captain.
Dr. Doppler, I presume?
Why, yes...I... [He stammers in surprise. He hasn't realized a female will be running the ship. Much less a feline female]
I'm Captain Amelia. Late of a few run-ins with the Procyon Armada. Nasty business, but I won't bore you with my scars. You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow. [She gestures to the stony alien at her side] Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.
Please, Captain.
Oh, shut up. You know I don't mean a word of it.
[As they speak, Jim gazes around the ship. Its polished, caramel-colored wooden decks run thousands of feet from stem to stern. Elaborate webs of rigging hang from the masts, and high above, the ship's bright flag snaps louder in the wind. Jim sighs with satisfaction. It is just the sort of ship he's always dreamed of sailing. For a moment, he imagines himself at the helm, steering the giant vessel through the Etherium. But suddenly, his thoughts are interrupted]
May I introduce you to Jim Hawkins? Jim, you see, is the boy who found the treasure m... [But before he can finish, Amelia claps a paw over his mouth]
Doctor, please! [She looks over her shoulder to make sure no one is listening] I'd like a word with you in my stateroom.
Doctor, to mewl and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic. And I mean that in a very caring way.
Imbecilic, did you say?
May I see the map, please?
Here.
Fascinating. Mr. Hawkins, in the future, you will address me as "Captain" or "ma'am." Is that clear?
That'll do. Gentlemen, this must be kept under lock and key when not in use. And Doctor, again, with the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer.
Captain, I assure you----
Let me make this as monosyllabic as possible. I don't much care for this crew you hired. They are... [She turns to her first mate] How did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots, ma'am.
Now see here!
Doctor, I'd love to chat----tea, cake, the whole shebang----but I have a ship to launch. [She glances at Doppler's space suit and **** an eyebrow] And you've got your outfit to buff up. Mr. Arrow, please escort these two neophytes down to the galley straightaway. Young Hawkins will be working for our cook, Mr. Silver. [She turns sharply and walks off]
Wait! What? The cook?
[But Amelia is already gone]
Well, my friend. Are we ready to raise this creaking tub?
My pleasure, Captain. [to crew] All hands to stations! [Jim sees the crews away the R.L.S. Legacy] Smatly now!
Come on, you scurvy scum! I’ll race you!
Come on!
Mr. Zoff? Engage artificial gravity!
Poomp, poomp, poomp, poomph!
South by southwest, Mr. Turnbuckle? Heading 2-1-0-0.
Aye, Captain. 2-1-0-0.
Full speed, Mr. Arrow, if you please.
Take her away!
"Brace yourself."
Whoa!
Upon my word, an Orcus Galacticus. [Take an Astronaut photographer camera to take a picture an Ocrus Galacticus] Smile!
Uh, Doctor, I'd stand clear--
Ahh, 'tis a grand day for sailing, Cap'n. And look at you! You're as trim and as bonnie as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat of paint!
You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver!
Spaceport floozies, spaceport floozies!
Aw, you cut me to the quick, Captain. I speaks nuttin' but me heart at all times-
And, um, by the way. Isn't that your captain boy, aimlessly footling about in those shrouds?
Yep, it--oh... A momentary aberration, Cap'n, soon to be addressed. [To Jim] Jimbo! I've got two new friends I'd like you to meet. Say hello to Mr. Mop and Mrs. Bucket! [laughing]
Oh, ho, ho!
You having a little trouble there?
Oh, get away from me. [They laughing] Oh, Jimbo, if I could maneuver a skiff like that when I was your age, they'd be bowing in the streets when I walked by today! [slumps back against the boat's side]
Heh, I don't know, they weren't exactly singing my praises when I left home.
But I'm gonna change all that.
Are you now? How so?
Uh, I got some plans. Gonna make people see me a little different.
Ooh. Sometimes - plans go astray.
Not this time.
Hmm.
Ah, thank you, Morphy.
You give up a few things...chasin' a dream.
Was it worth it?
Heh. [sighs] I'm hoping it is, Jimbo. I most surely am.
Good heavens. [took a telescope to Supernova] The star Pelusa... it's gone Supernova!
Evasive action, Mr. Turnbuckle!
Aye-aye, Captain.
Mr. Arrow, secure those sails!
Secure all sails! Reef them down, men!
Yeah, baby! Ba-boom! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Silver!
Captain, the star!
It's... devolving into a... [Gasps] a BLACK HOLE!
WE'RE BEING PULLED IN!!
No you don't! You... [Trying to navigate out of the black hole] Blast these waves! They're so deucedly erratic!
No, Captain! They're not erratic at all! There'll be one more in precisely 47.2 seconds, followed by the biggest magilla of them all!
Of course! Brilliant, Doctor! We'll ride that last magilla out of here!
All sails secured, Captain!
Good man! Now release them immediately!
Aye, Captain. [to crew] You heard her, men! Unfurl those sails!
What?!
But we just finished!
Tying them down!
Make up your blooming minds! [Mr. Arrow climbs up a ladder in his ship]
Aye-aye, Captain! [Mr. Arrow, Scroop and the crew all the lifelines secured solars in this ship, Jim tighten up lifelines 3 times a role] Lifelines secured, Captain!
Very good!
Captain, the last wave!! HERE IT COMES!!!
HOLD ON TO YOUR LIFELINES, GENTS! IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE! [The R.L.S. Legacy falling down, Morph turns into the lifeline, Silver praying for Jim on each hand into a black hole, suddenly, it blast off like a rocket takes off the black hole]
Captain! That-- oh, my goodness. That was-that was absolutely-that was the most-
Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, Doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.
Well, uh, uh- thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot of help to offer anatomically-amanamonically-uh-astronomically. [slaps himself on forehead]
Well, I must congratulate you, Mr. Silver. It seems your cabin boy did a bang-up job with those lifelines.
All hands accounted for, Mr. Arrow? [He is nowhere to be seen] Mr. Arrow?
I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost, I swear. [Amelia stares at the hat in horror] His lifeline was not secured. [The crew members glare at Jim, who was in charge of securing the lifelines. Jim turns to Amelia, who gives him an angrier yet sad look]
No, I checked them ALL! [Jim pushed the crew aside to reveal that Arrow's lifeline is missing] I did. I checked them all. They were secure. I swear...
Mr. Arrow was a... [clears throat] fine spacer. Finer than most of us could ever hope to be. But he knew the risks, as do we all. Resume your posts. We carry on. [walks away in the cabin, Jim looks shocked and runs away in the deck, as Silver and Morph comfort Jim, convincing him not to give up]
Pirates on my ship?! I'll see they all hang! [pass the gun to Doppler] Doctor, familiar with these?
Oh, I've seen the-- Well, I've read-- [shoots gun it break the light glass at Amelia] Uh, no. No. No, I'm not.
Mr. Hawkins, defended this with all life! [throw to Map to Jim, but attempt Morph catches his map]
Morph! Give me that!
Oh, you're taking all day about it. [Switches his cyborg arm with the gun and blaster the door destroyed by cabin, Jim missing] Oh! [Grabs Verne and throws him down at the galley] Stop them!
Thank you!
MORPH, NO!
Did you actually aim for that?
You know, actually I did?
Oh, blast it! [The machinery] Doctor, when I say "now," shoot out the forward cable. I'll take this one.
Morph, here! Morph!
Morph! Morphy, come here. [whistling to Morph but know which one]
Morph, Morph. Bringing here. Morph, come here.
Come here. Come here, boy.
Morph, come over here.
Come to your dad.
Come here, boy--
Come on, Morph. Come on!
Morph, Morph, Morph, here!
Morphy?
Morph!
MORPH! [Morph into a rope coil, groans] Oh!
NOW!
Jim!
Parameters met. Hydraulics engine.
That's it! Come to papa!
Hold your fire! We'll lose the map!
Captain, laser ball at 12:00!
[The laser ball explode to Amelia injury on the side, the longboat landing falls down the Treasure Planet in the sky]
Oh my goodness. [Put the glasses on] That was more fun than I ever want to have again.
Captain!
Oh, don't fuss. Slight bruising. That's all. Cup of tea, and I'll be right as rain. [to Jim] Mr. Hawkins, the map, if you please.
Morph?! MORPH, WHERE'S THE MAP?!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! IT'S BACK ON THE SHIP?!
Stifle that blob and get low. [she sees the longboat flying past the sky] We've got company. [Amelia looks up the longboat and turns to Jim] We need a more defensible position. [Amelia gives Jim a gun] Mr. Hawkins, scout ahead.
Aye, Captain.
Unh!
Steady, steady. Now, let's have a look at that.
Uh, pardon the mess, people, I yet. You'd think in a 100 years, I've would've dusted a little more often, but, you know and know. [picks up a chest game and throw down in the ground, he took a dress] When your batchin' it. [gasps in glee] You tend to, uh, let things go. [Delbert holding Amelia and put on the ground] Aw, isn't that sweet? I find old-fashioned romance so touching, don't you? How about drinks from the happy couple?
Ooh, uh, ooh. Uh, no. Ha-ha. [take off jacket] Thank you we don't drink and the... and the we're not a couple. [Amelia smiley emotion; clears throat] Look at the these markings. They're identical to the ones of the map. I suspect these are the hieroglyphic remnants of an ancient culture.
Mr. Hawkins, stop anyone who tries to approach. Ohh!
Yes, yes. Now listen to me. Stop giving orders for a few milliseconds, and lie still.
Very forceful, Doctor. Go on, say something else.
Hey, Look! There's some more of your buddies! [to crew] HEY FELLAS! WE'RE OVER HERE, FELLAS! [pirates aims and shoots at him] OH! UHH! OOH! OHH!
STOP WASTING YOUR FIRE! [approaches the pirates] HELLO, UP THERE! [but what Jim look around at Silver, to get pirate flag from the longboat] Jimbo? If, uh, it's all right with the captain. I'd like a short word with ya. No tricks, just a little palaver.
Come to bargain for the map, doubtless. Pestilential. [moans]
Captain.
And what? What?! [takes off glasses] We must stay together and what?!
Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes.
She's lost her mind!
Well, you gotta help her!
Dang it, Jim! I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor! I have a doctorate, but it's not the same thing! You can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're useless!
Is okay, Doc. [Delbert sighs] Is all right.
Yeah, Doc! Jimmy knows exactly how to get out of this. It just-- It's just Jimmy has this knowledge of things. [whispered to Jim] Jim, any thoughts at all?
Without the map, we're dead. If we try to leave, we're dead. If we stay here.
Well, I think that-that Jimmy could use a little quiet time. [Laughs nervously] So I'll just slip out the back door.
Back door?
Oh, yeah. I get this delightful breeze through here...which I think is important because ventilation among friends.
You mean the miles and miles of machinery that run through the entire course of the inside of this planet? Not a clue!
Hey, Doc! Doc! I think I found a way out of here!
No, no, Jim, wait. The captain ordered us to stay--
I'll be back.
Woof.
Just a lifelong obsession, Jimbo. I'll get over it.
Aloha. Jimmy!
Hurry, people! We got exactly two minutes and thirty-four seconds till planet's destruction!
You're doing fine, Doctor. Now ease her over gently--gently!
Aye, Captain!
Captain, you dropped from the heavens in the nick of--
Save your claptrap for the judge, Silver!
Mizzen sail demobilized, Captain! Thrusters at only 30% of capacity.
30%? That means we're...We'll never clear the planet's explosion in time...
We gotta turn around.
What?
There's a portal back there. It can get us out of here!
Pardon me, Jim, but didn't that portal open onto a raging inferno?!
Yes, but I'm gonna change that. I'm gonna open a different door! [Jim starts to gather pieces to make a solar surfer]
Captain, really, I don't see how this is possible--
Listen to the boy!
One minute, twenty-nine seconds till planet's destruction!
What do you need, Jim?
Just some way to attach this.
All right. Stand back. Stand back, now. [He welds the pieces together to make a makeshift solar surfer] There you go.
There you go.
OK. Now, no matter what happens, keep the ship heading straight for that portal.
Fifty-eight seconds!
Well, you heard him! Get this blasted heap turned 'round!
Doctor, head us back to the portal.
Aye, Captain.
Go on the right! THE RIGHT!
I KNOW, I KNOW! WILL YOU JUST LET ME DRIVE?!
25 SECONDS!
Come on, lad...
Seventeen seconds!
Seven, six, five, four, three, two--
[Right at the last second, Jim presses on the Montressor Spaceport, causing the portal to change as he and the ship fly through it, and the planet is collapsing and starts to explode. The portal explodes behind them]
Ah! Oh-ho-ho Jim! You done it, Jimmy! You done it, boy! [hi five to Jim, laughing] Didn't I tell you the lad had greatness in him?!
Unorthodox, but ludicrously effective. I'd be proud to recommend you to the Interstellar Academy. They could do with a man like you.
Just wait until your mother hears about this! [quietly] Of course, we may downplay the life-threatening parts.
Jimmy, that was...UNFORGETTABLE! I know you don't like touching but, get ready for a hug, big guy, 'cause I gotta hug ya! Ha, ha, ha, ha! [Jim finally getting hug to him] Hey, you hugged me back! Oh, I promised myself I wouldn't cry. [sobbing and hug to Jim, but he look at Silver but nowhere see it] Does anyone have a tissue?



