Drix Funny. He dosn't look fluish.
2nd most-quoted character in Osmosis Jones (2001): in 17 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Osmosis Jones (8), Mrs. Boyd (3)
Special Agent Drixo-Benzo-Medapedramine. [changes tone of voice to more commercial-friendly] Drixnol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes!
More lines from Drix
8 quotes Drix Drix Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine. Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.
Drix That's my effervescent propulsion.
Drix OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!
Drix Virus con Dios!
Drix James who?
Drix I'd like to examine your irritated areas.
Drix Sir, he was a lethal virus.
Scenes with Drix
8 scenes
Goodbye, Drips.
Drix That's Drix.
Whatever.
In the words of the immortal James Brown, get down!
Drix James who?
Drix Oh my, what big zits he has. How does something like this happen?
You wash your face with fried chicken, that's how.
Whoo-hoo! Next time, I'll be the bad cop.
Drix You are a bad cop.
Yo, who ya calling "bad cop"?!
Drix Attention, germs! You are surrounded! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, surrounded!
Yo, Hammer! You can stop dancing!
Drix [deleted scene]
The eye? What are we doing here? Do I have to remind you that I am on a strict twelve hour time release program? First the throat, then the nose, then the aches and pains.
Yeah, I got it. Real important stuff. Now, get your butt out of my car!
Drix Oh! I don't even have a butt. Officer, if I don't get to the sinuses, my entire relief mission could be jeopardized.
Yo, it's time we take a look at the big picture. See? The Big F. He's the one we're here to protect and serve. I mean, just look at him. Doesn't he make you want to be a better cell?
Drix [Drix sees Frank clean his tongue]
Ew! I see why you feel such a strong connection.
Hey, watch it! Show the man some respect! He's the reason all of us are here.
Drix Take me to the nose!
Dude, just wait in the car. I got police work to do.
So, where you from, tough stuff?
Drix I was developed at the University of Chicago, where I graduated Phi Beta Capsule.
Great, got me a college boy...
Drix Where did you study?
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.
Drix Oh...
I'm not kiddin', man. My school was Crack Central.
Drix Oh?
No, it was in the crack. [Drix whimpers] Right in the stanky, puckered center. We were so poor, we lived off of peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?
Drix OK, I get it. You were poor.
You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-ons? Now that's poor!
Drix OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!
Vomit? We couldn't afford no vomit; that's for rich folk.
Drix Excuse me while I wipe my eyes.
Oh, you wanna talk about wiping?
Drix NO!
Dispatcher
[over radio]
Suspect is headed toward the uvula - repeat, headed toward the uvula.
What the heck is a u-va-la?
Drix It's that little dangly thing that hangs down in Frank's--
Drix Not that little dangly thing! The one in his throat!
