A character in Osmosis Jones (2001)

Bob DeTorre quotes from Osmosis Jones (2001)

Chris Elliott

Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Osmosis Jones (2001): in 5 of its 92 quotes

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Well, use your imagination.

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Bob DeTorre

Listen, why don't you sit her down and tell her that if anything ever happens to you, I will take care of her, okay? I will raise her, I will nurture her, I will love her, and then when she's 16, I'll boot her out the door.

Bob DeTorre

Hey, Shane, how about a hug for your Uncle Bob? [Shane walks out of the house] Okay, nice talking to you, too. [Frank burps] Hey, muscles! You don't look so good.

Bob DeTorre

Outta town? I'm not getting outta my bathrobe. I'm just gonna wheel a keg into the living room and plop myself down on the sofa in front of the TV. You know, spend a little quality time with the wife and kids.

Bob DeTorre

Um, sweetheart, have you ever seen a rattlesnake swallow a football?

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