Thrax
[last words]
Can you feel the heat, Jones? [chuckles] Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl.
A line from Thrax
This here little D.N.A. bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Motown, six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!
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6 quotes Thrax
Thrax
Hmmm. Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.
Thrax
Whew! This cat was sick before I even got here!
Thrax
They're making this too easy! Hahaha! You know, in all of the bodies I've been in no one has ever gotten wise to me and now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything and they don't believe him!
Thrax
Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!
Thrax
Careful. I'm contagious.
Scenes with Thrax
2 scenes
Scabies
Did the Foot Fungus pay up yet?
Joe Cramp
Nah. That guy's getting flaky on us.
Scabies
Well, you ain't gonna collect nothin' from him up here in the pit! Now get down there, send him a message.
Thrax
[Thrax strolls into the sweat gland spa, humming]
So, this is where the scum of Frank comes to fester.
Bruiser
Hey, you lost, pal? This is a private sweat-gland. Now beat it!
Thrax
I'm looking for volunteers, yo. Some nasty germs who want in on a big score.
Scabies
Yo, Red, we run the rackets around here. Take your little hustle someplace else.
Thrax
Oh, baby, this ain't about no hustle. This is about the baddest illness any of y'all have ever seen.
Scabies
Look who thinks he's the ebola virus, huh? [he and his thugs laugh]
Thrax
[angrily]
...Ebola? [shoves past Bruiser and Joe Cramp] Let me tell you about ebola, baby: ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!
Scabies
All right, pal, you're outta here. Bruiser, take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead. When we're done with you, it'll take a Swedish facialist and six steaming washcloths to get you out!
Thrax
Hmm, sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.
Thrax
And who are you?
Osmosis Jones
Who am I? Who am I? Uh, Bad Booty-shakin' Pickanosis. Yeah! That's who I am!
Thrax
I never heard of you.
Osmosis Jones
That's cause you just got here. You ask any of these suckers, when it comes to illin', Bad Booty-shakin' Pickanosis stands above the rest.
