Mayor Charles Phlegmming quotes from Osmosis Jones (2001)

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

I propose something that every organism in this city will enjoy. I give you a dream vacation to the annual chicken wing festival in Buffalo, New York! Final plans have been made and nothing is going to stand in our way!

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

See, I told you she'd be excited. Now, tidy up, will you? Here we go.

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

Can you believe those lies?

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

Son, do me a favor and read what it says on your arm?

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

Thank you, Leah. Now get me the chief on the phone. There's a good girl.

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

Exactly! Temporary. You're nothing but a wannabe, a placebo, a generic brand. Marked-down, over-the-counter, useless Tic-Tac! NOW, GET OUT OF MY BODY!