David Hyde Pierce movie quotes

View Quote I really don't know how you manage it, Sarah. Trying to run a business while raising a felon like-- felon... fellow... fellow like Jim.

View Quote Well, Jim, this should be a wonderful opportunity for the two of us to get to know one another. You know what they say, familiarity breeds, um... well, contempt, but, in our case--

View Quote It's the suit, isn't it? l should never have listened to that pushy two-headed saleswoman. This one said it fit, that one said it was my color... I didn't know what to do. I get so flustered!

View Quote [first line] Special Agent Drixo-Benzo-Medapedramine. [changes tone of voice to more commercial-friendly] Drixnol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes!

View Quote Funny. He dosn't look fluish.

View Quote Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine. Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.

View Quote P.T.: We're losin' the audience! You clowns get out there now!
Heimlich: I hate performing on an empty stomach!
P.T.: Do your act, Heimlich, then you can eat.
Slim: P.T., what's the point?
P.T.: Not now, Slim.
Slim: What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
P.T.: That's because you're a clown!
Slim: No. It's because I'm a PROP! You always cast me as the broom! The pole! The stick! A splinter!
P.T.: You're a walking stick! It's funny! NOW, GO!
Slim: You parasite.

View Quote Rosie: Get back! Get back! Get back, you horrible beast! I have no fear!
Dim: Oh! [whimpers]
Rosie: Oh, no.
[Dim stars crying. The other flies start booing]
Rosie: Oh, I'm so sorry, Dim. An owie?
Dim: Owie! Owie, owie! [sobs]
Rosie: Okay, show Rosie the owie. All right, Dim. It's okay.
Fly Mom: [disappointed sighs] I have been in outhouses that didn't stink that bad. This is ridiculous. What a disappointment.
P.T. Flea: [gasps] No!
Complaining Fly: You! Come here! I want my money back!
P.T. Flea: Uh, no refunds after the first two minutes!
Cockroach: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
P.T. Flea: We're losing the audience! You clowns get out there now!
Heimlich: I hate performing on an empty stomach!
P.T. Flea: Do your act, Heimlich, then you can eat!
Slim: P.T., what's the point?
P.T. Flea: Not now, Slim.
Slim: What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
P.T. Flea: That's because you're a CLOWN!
Slim: No, it's because I'm a PROP! You always cast me as the broom! The pole! The stick! A splinter!
P.T. Flea: You're a walking stick! IT'S FUNNY! NOW, GO!
Slim: You parasite.
[The other flies are booing. Slim and Francis prance in the arena with flowers on their heads]
Slim: [dryly] Tra-la-la-la-la. Spring is in the air, and I'm a flower with nothing interesting to say.
Francis: [high-pitched] Ah!
Slim: A bee!
Heimlich: I am a cute little bumblebee!
[Heimlich begins chasing Slim and Francis around the arena]
Heimlich: Here I come!
[Slim and Francis are dramatically screaming]
Heimlich: [panting] Slow down, you flowers! Oh! Candy corn! [pants] Here. Let me help you to finish it.

View Quote Slim: Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!
[the circus wagon arrives with the circus music playing]
Hopper: WAIT A MINUTE! [music screeches to a halt]
Heimlich: [nervously] I think I'm going to wet myself!
Francis: [out of the corner of his mouth] Steady...
Hopper: What's going on here?
Atta: Well, uh...
Slim: Uh, yes. We were invited by Princess Atta as a surprise for your arrival.
Hopper: Squish 'em.
[Slim and Francis gasp; the grasshoppers advance on the circus bugs; Dim backs into the cannon launching Tuck and Roll out of it; they dance in front of the grasshoppers, singing their usual gibberish, then get into a fight]
Hopper: Now, that's funny.
[he and the other grasshoppers sit back in their seats laughing hysterically]
Hopper: I guess we could use a little entertainment. Looks like you did something right for once, Princess.

View Quote Oh, **** my ****!

View Quote Beth: Hey you, penny for your thoughts.
Henry: Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.
Beth: Don't tell me, Oh don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs!
Henry: No... Well, yes, but that's not the point.

View Quote Henry: Hey Beth, like the new look. Tres chic
Beth: Thank you, Henry...
Henry: Please, call me Henry.
Beth: Okay, Henry it is.