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Lindsay Hey, what'cha writin on?
Andy My gurnal. I write my thoughts in it every day.
Lindsay Oh, you mean a journal?
Andy Yeah, whatever. Guess I'm not all smart like you.
Katie Well, I just wanna spend some time with you, you know? It's our last day at camp.
Andy My butt itches.
Katie What are you talking about. Hey, we're soulmates right?
Andy What? Yeah, whatever, if you want... J.J. save me a waffle man!
Beth Hey you, penny for your thoughts.
Henry Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.
Beth Don't tell me, Oh don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs!
Henry No... Well, yes, but that's not the point.
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