An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) · 34 quotes
Most-quoted character in An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000): in 19 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Goofy (8), Bobby (7), P.J. (5)
Max Do you realize going off to college means no more well meaning, but totally smothering, overprotective, doting, a-hyuck-ing dads?
Yeah, well... yours, at least. My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my room into a bowling alley
Okay dude, uh, south. No wait, that's uh... I dunno, man, do I look like Magellan?
Max P.J., you couldn't even spell Magellan.
Try hanging a Louie. Nononono, wait, that's the other Louie.
Max Louie, Huey, Dewey, what are you talking about here?
Max Yeah P.J., Bobby's right. Uh, hey, Bob, um... Who's driving?
Max Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day of the rest of our lives.
Wow. That's pretty deep. Did you get that off a bumper sticker?
Me and a little crumpet like yourself could make beautiful bongo music together.
Whoa, easy boy. You're fogging up my karma.
Max Hey, you wanna sit with us?
Sure. Your cool balances out [snaps fingers] his fool.
Okay, whatever...
Max If I can't even beat my father, who is probably the most athletically challenged man in the universe, how can you expect me to beat the other competitors? We're starting in last place because of me!
That never stopped us before! You want to give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out?
Max Well... no.
You want to let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else? Especially when that someone else is your old man?!
Max No!
Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy?!
Max NO!
Max Hey, Brad! What did you do with my dad?
He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
False start! False start! Both teams back on the line. Get back here.
Max Wait, hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state!
Why, that is absurd. I did nothing of the sort.
Max That's what my dad has been trying to tell me!
Help! [coughing] Bradley! [coughing] Gammas, help me! [coughing] Anyone! 9-1-1, baby!
Max Tank, talk to me, man!
Over here, man! Dogboy! Am I glad to see you, sweetheart.
Max, where are you? Where are you, Max? Maxie! [slips on Max's skateboard]
Max Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank! [Goofy gets up and starts to lift the beam up just as the burning debris is about to fall]
Come on! We're about to be baked Alaska here!
Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.
Max The bet's off, Bradley. [points to Tank] But I think you owe him something.
Brad! Hi. It's me, the guy you let down.
You and me, baby! All the way!
Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications.
Okay, okay! Let go of me, you big, fat jerk!
Time to get on the last jet... to nowhere! [fires Bradley towards the X-Games blimp flying overhead]
Max No, Dad. This is for you. Read the inscription.
"I might not be your little boy anymore, but I'll always be your son."
[Goofy and Max embrace]
Max Do you realize going off to college means no more well-meaning, but totally smothering, overprotective, doting, ah-yucking dads?
Yeah. Well, yours at least. My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my room into a bowling alley.
Max [grins] Hey, we have a surefire way to shoot straight to the top of the freshman heap.
The College X-Games!
First freshman team to win it all!
Bobby [smirks] First team to boot those number one Gammas on their boot-tays!
Max Huh! The Gammas may be five-time winners, but I hope they're ready for a losing streak!
Let's beat the Gammas! [raise their hands] LET'S DO IT TO IT!!
Gawrsh, Pete. One day, you're changing their diapers, and the next thing you know...they're all grown up and leaving for college.
Well, Goof, the way I see it, it's my last day of babysitting, and I'm a free man! Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Free, free, free, I tell ya! Yahoo! Ha-ha! Come on, son! I can't miss ya if you don't leave! [guffaws]
Max Ooh, I can't wait to get out of here.
Here, let me help you pack.
Max Dad, I can do that.
I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you. [emotionally] In fact, it's gonna be a long time before you see your old man again. What, maybe Christmas?
Max Aw, Dad, it'll go by fast! [chuckles; to himself] Not too fast, I hope.
It's time to take charge, live your own life. [picks up Ol' Stuffed Bear] You're a grown man now, Maxie-poo. [places Ol' Stuffed Bear in suitcase]
Max I'm not taking Ol' Stuffed Bear to college, Dad.
Max No.
What are you talking about?
Max No, Dad! [grabs Ol' Stuffed Bear as Goofy and Max both pull]
C'mon.
Max Dad, stop this! I'm not kidding!
You're gonna need him.
Max No, Dad, NO!! [furiously tosses Old Stuffed Bear and it hits the wall before tumbling off the bed, hitting the floor as it squeaks]
Well then, I got something else for you. [gives Max a package] Son, I want you to help this.
Max Whoa, it weighs like a ton! I bet it's one of those combo TV-CD-VCR-Laptop-Scanner-Fax things, right? Oh, man, they are so cool! [opens the box, noticing an old timey-looking receipt typewriter, looking stunned just as the camera Goofy snaps a photo]
Ah-yuck! Too stunned to speak, huh?
Max No, just...stunned. Heh. What is it?
This was my father's. And now, son, it's yours.
Max Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me. [puts typewriter down] Oh, listen. I'm gonna turn in. [stretches, takes off his shirt and yawns] You know, big day tomorrow. [gets into his bed. Goofy pulls Max's blanket over him, strokes his hair and leaves the room. As he leaves, he turns back to him] Good night, Dad.
Good night, son. [turns off the light before leaving the door slightly open. Afterwards, Max sleepily pulls up Ol' Stuffed Bear, cuddling it a bit one last time as it squeaks briefly. Goofy secretly watches, as he tears up]
Did you brush your teeth?
Max Yeah, Dad.
Comb your hair?
Max Yep.
Did you put on clean underwear?
Max Dad!
Max Whoop! Gotta go!
But Max--
Whoa! [falls into the vehicle]
Goin' already?!
Max Yeah, I have to get there early for freshman orientation, Dad. See ya!
What about breakfast? You need your three squares a day, you know!
Max Don't worry, we'll pick up donuts on the way! Love ya, miss ya, see you at Christmas, bye! [he, P.J. and Bobby hoot and holler happily]
Don't forget to have some milk with those...donuts! [softly] Good-bye, my little college man. [mournfully enters the house, approaching the stairs before moaning mournfully, walking up. He comes to the top while stopping as he looks inside the now empty bedroom. He sniffles a bit before looking at the ground, noticing a sock with hole on the ground, folds the sock, putting it up before looking at the mirror, noticing something in the reflection. He turns around, looking surprised as he sees Old Stuffed Bear on the bed, walks to it, and sits on the bed before holding Old Stuffed Bear; voice breaking] Gawrsh. [touches Old Stuffed Bear's stomach, which squeaks a bit before he looks around the room, and sobs heartbrokenly and sniffles, cradling Old Stuffed Bear]
Max Hiya, dad.
Maxie. [hugs toy robot]
Goofy's Boss: Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling! [a camera appears in front of Goofy, who drops the toy robot in shock] Stop daydreamin' and get back to work, or else!
Max Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules: No interfering with the "X" Games practice, no hounding us about schoolwork, no coming into our room unannounced, and no acting like a father, [to himself] especially mine. [normally] He's got his life, I've got my life.
Max's Voice: [echoes] My life. My life. My life.
Spooky.
I'll see you at the qualifying rounds, freshmen! [Eventually, he skates away from them]
Max And after, when you'll be bringing me my towel, boy!
Max Ah, this is everything I dreamed it would be.
This place puts the "rage" in "outrageous." [he bows a bit]
No kidding, it buries what we're used to.
Max Okay, all right. Just remember, there's nothing here that we can't handle.
Oh, I seriously doubt that. We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen.
Max Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards.
Attention! Would Gamma Team One and Team 99 report to the street competition platform.
Max Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it.
Max Yeah, you too, Dad.
Hey-ho and what do you know? Welcome to the sixth annual College X-Games.
WHOO!!
Our contestants are gonna spin, twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow. Today's qualifying round will determine who will compete in the semi-finals. And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, the skateboarder's street competition from our man on the street, Ken Clark!
Welcome, one and all. Today...
Thank you, Ken. Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town now who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third.
That's right, Chuck, and his name is...
Max Goof!
Maxie! I've been looking all over for you, son. Where ya been? I can't tell you how sorry I am.
Max Oh, save your breath. You may have won this time, but Dad... [groans angrily] ...this campus just isn't big enough for the both of us.
I didn't mean for it to turn out this way, Max. I was just tryin' to get closer to ya.
Max Oh, don't you get it?! I'm trying to get away from you! I'm not a little kid anymore! NOW JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!! [furiously storms into his class, Goofy tries reaching for Max before he sighs sadly]
Good morning, people. It would appear that it is time to start. You may open-- [Goofy opens the door and enters] Ah, Mr. Goof. Nice of you to join us today.
Huh? Oh, yeah. Right.
You may open your envelopes and begin. [the envelopes are opened with the papers glanced a bit. The fat dog sighs a bit, looking at where Max is busy writing frustratedly with the students near him glancing; swiftly pushes Goofy's head to the papers] Let's not have any wandering eyes.
[Goofy looks at the papers, but sighs as he starts writing. As that is happening, Tinkerputt looks at the familiar serpent looking at one of the students. Later, as the students are sleeping with the testers taking the tests, Goofy is scribbling Max's name before he sighs, looking depressed. At that moment, Goofy notices the flower in the picture transforming to real flowers before out comes a man. He turns the tape player on before the man motions Goofy, now in white background, to follow. The area swirls before Goofy notices himself on a chair with a table as the sun is starting to rise. He notices a flower blooming before a teacup is shown. The dream tea is poured to one of the cups past a flying teacup. The man grins with Goofy happily taking the drink. Just then, out comes a fairy Max who grins as Goofy grins back. Then out comes another fairy Max, along with a third from the teacups and sugar bowl, much to the bowl's annoyance. Many Max fairies come to the grinning Goofy as they wave]
Hi, Dad.
[At that moment, a man flies past him before going near Goofy. He comes to Goofy, smirking as he points to Max fairies flying below the table. After a moment, a flash occurs before up comes Max, whom grins. He points as Goofy gets scared as the now big shadow begins covering Goofy. To his shock, he sees a furious and monstrous Max growling in anger, violently snatching the tablecloth as Goofy is pulled off, as he yells his Goofy Yell. While falling downward, the familiar visions begin showing up with each shouting]
Goofy's Boss: You're...FIRED!!!
I, uh, notice that you don't have a college degree.
C'mon, son! I can't miss you if you won't leave! [guffaws]
Whoa! [smashes to the ground as everything flashes. He moans before sitting up at where a white background is at]
Max GET YOUR OWN LIFE!
Max GET YOUR OWN LIFE!
Huh? [looks around with concern before looking up where the top is showing the angriest Max, now normal]
Max Leave me alone and get your own life! [angrily shuts the door before everything fades as Goofy only looks down in depression, cries]
Pencils down. I said...
...pencils down.
Wait a minute! I'm not finished! I've got--
It's...over, Mr. Goof.
Max Hey, Brad! What'd you do with my dad?
He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.
OK, so let's go down to the semi-final round which begins with the rock climb.
