Brad Garrett movie quotes

View Quote [as Col. Sanders, on ad] Or Tooth, I said "Tooth-Pickin' Chicken?" 'Bout as French as a corndog!

View Quote [as Texan, on ad] Ideals? If Chef Fancy-Pants had any "ideals", you think I'd be hawkin' barbeque over here!

View Quote Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great.

View Quote [The fish have escaped from the tank.]
Bloat: Now what?

View Quote [The Tank Gang is watching the dentist at work.]
Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and it's a doozy.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.
[The dentist drills and the patient screams.]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a Hedstrom.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-flex.
Bloat: Hedstrom!
Gurgle: K-FLEX!
Bloat: HEDSTROM!
[Bloat inflates.]
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. A little help over here?
Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.

View Quote Nemo: I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?
Peach: Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
Bloat: Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
Gurgle: Pet Palace.
Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama.
Deb: Mail order.
Peach: eBay.
Gurgle: So, kid, what is it?
Nemo: I'm from... the ocean.
Gurgle: Ahh, the ocean... THE OCEAN?! AAARGH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! JACQUES!
Jacques: Oui?
Gurgle: CLEAN HIM!
Jacques: Oui.

View Quote Fueled and ready, man.

View Quote Those are some mighty clean optics, there.

View Quote But. You're the plain

View Quote If I cannot join the Communiverse, then I shall take it by force! Prepare to be conquered!

View Quote This is who they send? You're more puny than expected.

View Quote Let me remind you who you are dealing with! I am Grigon, Blood Emperor of Hylurg… scourge of the Crab Nebula and a great father! Pull!

View Quote Tank: That's some kid you got there.
Goofy: [smiling] You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore.

View Quote [Bradley blasted Max and Tank into the X-Games wire and fabric logo] Tank: [coughing] Help! [coughing] Bradley! [coughing] Gammas, help me! [coughing] Anyone! 9-1-1, baby!
Max: [coughing] Tank, talk to me, man!
Tank: Over here, man! Dogboy! Am I glad to see you, sweetheart.
Goofy: Max, where are you? Where are you, Max? Maxie! [slips on Max's skateboard]
Max: Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank! [Goofy gets up and starts to lift the beam up just as the burning debris is about to fall]
Tank: Come on! We're about to be baked Alaska here!

View Quote Bradley: Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.
Max: The bet's off, Bradley. [points to Tank] But I think you owe him something.
Tank: Brad! Hi. It's me, the guy you let down.
Bradley: [nervously] Hey, Tank! Baby! Who loves ya, baby? Huh?
Tank: [growls] You're goin' down like a four-set pair of socks.
Bradley: You and me, baby! All the way!
[He tries to run, but Tank grabs hold of him and uses him like a slingshot] Tank: Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications.
Bradley: Okay, okay! Let go of me, you big, fat jerk!
Tank: Time to get on the last jet... to nowhere! [fires Bradley towards the X-Games blimp flying overhead]

View Quote Claire Fletcher: Looks like you have a hit on your hands.
Shane Wolfe: You think so?
Claire Fletcher: Mm-hmm. You should take over the drama department instead of the wrestling team. [She and Shane chuckle] It's gonna be nice having you around now. Now that Murney's found his true calling.
Murney: [singing] Climb every mountain/Ford every stream
Shane Wolfe: It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you.
[He and Claire share a kiss]

View Quote Shane Wolfe: Got them here. My fault.
Murney: Yeah, I always said these kids needed a parole officer. I guess Mrs. Plummer thought so too, huh? Wow, you got a real upper torso going on, huh? You ever do any time?
Seth: [low] Sasquatch.
Murney: You got something to say, boy?
Seth: No.
Murney: No? Good. Wow, it looks like you have a pair of legs coming out of your shoulders. You hit the gym a lot, do you?
Shane Wolfe: Eh.
Seth: [low tone] Woolly mammoth.
Murney: All right, you know what, Creeper? You just bought yourself an extra 15 minutes on the mats with the Murninator!
Shane Wolfe: Excuse me. Lieutenant Shane Wolfe. I'm watching the kids for the Plummers, a few days.
Murney: Oh, babysitter, huh? Well, good, whatever job you can get, right? I'm Murney, Dwayne Murney. My friends call me "Little Puppet". I'm the VP here. I'm in charge of discipline, conduct and truancy from top to bottom, K through 12. You're in my house now, strong man.
Shane Wolfe: You're the vice principal.
Murney: And the wrestling coach. See the Creeper over there? He has played hooky from every wrestling practice this month. And her, she has missed 22 Driver's Ed classes out of 23! These are the worst students in my school. I'm ashamed of...
Claire Fletcher: Your school? Good morning, kids. [clears throat] Mr. Murney, thank you so much for watching my chair for me. I'll take it from here.
Murney: Roger that. Absolutely. I was just informing our new friend here about some of the duties as vice principal.
Claire Fletcher: Yes, and speaking of which, how's it going with the investigation into the baloney slices on the cafeteria ceiling?
Murney: Oh, that's been taking some interesting turns.
Claire Fletcher: You just keep up the good work.
Murney: Right then. I'll be on the roof.
Claire Fletcher: Bye, now. All right, kids, I think it's time to get back to class. I'll cut you some slack seeing as it's Lieutenant Wolfe's first day. Thank you.

View Quote Seth: Hey!
Shane Wolfe: Enough.
Murney: All right, you heard the lady. Let's break it up, guys. Come on. Hmm? Relax, Popeye. Boys will be boys, huh? Anyway, it's kinda good for the creeper. Gives him a chance to punk up. Learn to defend himself.
Shane Wolfe: Six against one?
Murney: Well, you know, the odds are never pretty, but look at it, as like, a preparation for him. You know, the naked streets of Bethesda can be so dark and dangerous, right, creeper? [Seth angrily tries to attack Murney, but Shane restrains him]
Shane Wolfe: Ooh, whoa.
Murney: You're pretty quick there, frogman. I, myself, happen to be a blackbelt. That's why they wanted me to coach the wrestling team. Ooh-aah! Sensei. You know what that's called, homeboy? Total control. You all right? Hmm? I tell you what, maybe sometime you can pop by our wrestling class, and we'll show a couple pros how it's done. What do you think? I'll go easy on you.
Shane Wolfe: I'm on duty.
Murney: You're on duty. Oh, that's right. That's right, you're a babysitter. So it's kind of like "doo-doo duty". Don't worry about it. We'll do it on a day when you're not washing your hair, hmm? And I'll see you in class. At ease.
Shane Wolfe: That guy don't have his head on right.
Seth: I was fine. I don't need your help.

View Quote Dim don't wanna go.

View Quote Rosie: Get back! Get back! Get back, you horrible beast! I have no fear!
Dim: Oh! [whimpers]
Rosie: Oh, no.
[Dim stars crying. The other flies start booing]
Rosie: Oh, I'm so sorry, Dim. An owie?
Dim: Owie! Owie, owie! [sobs]
Rosie: Okay, show Rosie the owie. All right, Dim. It's okay.
Fly Mom: [disappointed sighs] I have been in outhouses that didn't stink that bad. This is ridiculous. What a disappointment.
P.T. Flea: [gasps] No!
Complaining Fly: You! Come here! I want my money back!
P.T. Flea: Uh, no refunds after the first two minutes!
Cockroach: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
P.T. Flea: We're losing the audience! You clowns get out there now!
Heimlich: I hate performing on an empty stomach!
P.T. Flea: Do your act, Heimlich, then you can eat!
Slim: P.T., what's the point?
P.T. Flea: Not now, Slim.
Slim: What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
P.T. Flea: That's because you're a CLOWN!
Slim: No, it's because I'm a PROP! You always cast me as the broom! The pole! The stick! A splinter!
P.T. Flea: You're a walking stick! IT'S FUNNY! NOW, GO!
Slim: You parasite.
[The other flies are booing. Slim and Francis prance in the arena with flowers on their heads]
Slim: [dryly] Tra-la-la-la-la. Spring is in the air, and I'm a flower with nothing interesting to say.
Francis: [high-pitched] Ah!
Slim: A bee!
Heimlich: I am a cute little bumblebee!
[Heimlich begins chasing Slim and Francis around the arena]
Heimlich: Here I come!
[Slim and Francis are dramatically screaming]
Heimlich: [panting] Slow down, you flowers! Oh! Candy corn! [pants] Here. Let me help you to finish it.

View Quote P.T. Flea: [singing] I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich, I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich, I'm gonna be the richest flea in the land! Ka-Ching! The Streets'll be paved with golden retrievers, I'm rich, rich, rich, that's who I am!
[Inside the wagon, the Circus bugs looks at Flik from behind feels depressed]
Slim: Poor fellow.
Francis: Hey, maybe we can cheer him up a bit.
Heimlich: Don't worry, Flik. The circus life isn't so bad.
Slim: Yes, you can be part of our act.
Francis: Here! Like this.
Slim: Slapstick! Get it? I... I'm a walking stick. Oh, never mind.
Dot: [From Off-screen] Flik!
Flik: [Noticed Dot Calling Her Friend] Dot?
Dot: Flik, wait! Wait!
Flik: Dot, you're flying! What are you doing here?
Dot: [panting] You have to go back; Hopper moved into the anthill & his gang's eating everything!
Heimlich: Oh, no!
Manny: Good heavens!
Dot: And I heard a grasshopper say that when they're finished, Hopper's gonna squish my mom!
Heimlich: Oh, not the queen!
Rosie: We got to do something!
Slim: How?
Rosie: Come on, you guys, think!
Gypsy: I know. The bird.
Manny: Yes, of course.
Slim: The bird! That's brilliant.
Heimlich: Ja!
Flik: [depressed] The bird won't work.
Francis: What are you talking about? It was your idea.
Dot: But you said that everything...
Flik: [depressed] Forget everything I ever told you All right Dot? Let's face it. The colony is right; I just make things worse. That bird is a guaranteed failure. [sighs] Just like me.
Manny: You listen to me, my boy, I've made a living out of being a failure, and you, sir, are not a failure!
Rosie: Oh, but Flik, you've done so many good things.
Flik: Oh yeah, okay, show me one thing I've done right?
Dim: Us.
All: Yeah, yeah.
Manny: Dim is right, my boy. You have rekindled the long-dormant embers of purpose in our lives.
Slim: And if it wasn't for you, Francis would have never gotten in touch with his feminine side.
Francis: Oh, yeah?! Well... [chuckles] You know what? He's right.
Gypsy: Lieutenant Gypsy reporting for duty.
Francis: Kid, say the word, and we'll follow you into battle.
Manny: We believe in you, my boy.
Dot: Flik, please?
[Flik doesn't move as Dot flies off and picks up a rock from the ground and brings it to her best friend]
Dot: Pretend it's a seed, okay?
Flik: [slowly lifts his head up with a smile spreads on his face] Thanks Dot.
[Dot hugs her friend]
Francis: [to Slim] Hey, what's with the rock?
Slim: Must be an ant thing.
Flik: All right, let's do it.
Gypsy: That's the Flik we know and love.
Heimlich: Ooh-whoo-whoo!
Manny: We're on!
Rosie: So, what do we do first?
Hopper: [Yelled To The Ant Colony Like A Slave Driver] ALL RIGHT, GET MOVING! [Pushing All The Ants Into Line] Get Going, Move Your Abdomens Now!
Flik: [Watches The Grasshoppers Gather The Ants] They're Rounding Everyone Up.
Francis: [To The Firefly] Hey, Turn Your Butt Off.
Flik: [Watched The Ants Gather The Food] Oh No, They've Finished Collecting The Food. We've Got To Get The Queen Now. Once She's Safe, We Move On Gypsy's Signal.

View Quote Hook Hand Thug: [to Rapunzel] Go, live your dream.
Flynn: I will.
Hook Hand Thug: Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.
Rapunzel: [to Hook Hand Thug] Thanks for everything.
[She kisses him on the cheek, causing him to smile, before she and Flynn escape]

View Quote Hook Hand Thug: [singing] I'm malicious, mean and scary, my sneer could curdle dairy, and violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look, and my temper, and my hook, I've always yearned to be a concert pianist! Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart? Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam? Yes, I'd rather be called deadly, for my killer show-tune medley. Thank you! 'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream.
Thugs: He's got a dream! He's got a dream!
Hook Hand Thug: See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers, like everybody else, I've got a dream!
Big Nose Thug: [singing] I've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes, and let's not even mention my complexion! But despite my extra toes, and my goiter, and my nose, I really want to make a love connection! Can't you see me with a special little lady, rowin' in a rowboat down the stream? Though I'm one disgusting blighter, I'm a lover, not a fighter, 'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
Thugs: He's got a dream!
Big Nose Thug: I've got a dream!
Thugs: He's got a dream!
Big Nose Thug: And I know one day romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it, dreaming, like everybody else, I've got a dream
Thugs: Tor would like to quit and be a florist. Gunther does interior design. Ulf is into mime. Attila's cupcakes are sublime. Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows!
Hook Hand Thug: And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns! [to Flynn] What about you?
Flynn Rider: I'm sorry, me?
Big Nose Thug: What's your dream?
Flynn Rider: No, no, no. Sorry, boys, I don't sing. [The thugs point their weapons at Flynn; singing] I have dreams, like you-- no, really! Just much less touchy-feely, they mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny. On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of money!
Rapunzel: [singing] I've got a dream!
Thugs: She's got a dream!
Rapunzel: I've got a dream!
Thugs: She's got a dream!
Rapunzel: I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!
Thugs: Yeah!
Rapunzel: And with every passing hour, I'm so glad I left my tower, Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream!
Thugs: She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream! So our differences ain't really that extreme! We're one big team...! Call us brutal, Sick
Hook Hand Thug: Sadistic
Big Nose Thug: And grotesquely optimistic!
Thugs: But way down deep inside, We've got a dream!
Hook Hand Thug: I've got a dream!
Big Nose Thug: I've got a dream!
Thugs: I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
Rapunzel: I've got a dream!
Rapunzel and Thugs: Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream! Yeah!

View Quote Rapunzel: [after releasing a branch that hits Hook Hand Thug on the head] PUT HIM DOWN! [Everyone stops and stares at her in disbelief] Okay, I don't know where I am and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been dreaming about them my entire life! FIND YOUR HUMANITY! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?!
[Hook Hand Thug draws his battle axe and threateningly walks over to Rapunzel]
Hook Hand Thug: [wistfully] ... I had a dream once.

View Quote Mama, I broke my pillow. Again.

View Quote [last words] I'll be back, Turtles! A thousand times stronger!