Seth What are you doing?
You're burning daylight! Move!
Seth It's Sunday. And it's 6:00 am! You're insane!
Played by Max Thieriot 
The Pacifier (2005) · 25 quotes
The Pacifier (2005) · 25 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Pacifier (2005): in 8 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Shane Wolfe (5), Murney (3), Zoe Plummer (3)
Scenes with Seth Plummer
8 scenes Seth Seth 
Shane! You can't do this! Yon can't leave a man behind!
Seth Plummer Hold on, I got it.
Zoe and Lulu Plummer
[open bottle with milk awake Shane]
Shane!
Zoe Plummmer
Where's Mom?
Mom? I'll find her. You guys run and get help! [kids running in the Julie's car.] Hurry!
Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Yes, Lulu. Go, get help.
Oh, my God! What do we do?
Seth Plummer Find a cop!
He's gaining on us.
Seth Plummer I'll handle it.
Seth Plummer Zoe, you're going too fast! You're not gonna have time to stop!
Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking.
Got them here. My fault.
Yeah, I always said these kids needed a parole officer. I guess Mrs. Plummer thought so too, huh? Wow, you got a real upper torso going on, huh? You ever do any time?
Seth [low]
Sasquatch.
You got something to say, boy?
Seth No.
No? Good. Wow, it looks like you have a pair of legs coming out of your shoulders. You hit the gym a lot, do you?
Eh.
Seth [low tone]
Woolly mammoth.
All right, you know what, Creeper? You just bought yourself an extra 15 minutes on the mats with the Murninator!
Excuse me. Lieutenant Shane Wolfe. I'm watching the kids for the Plummers, a few days.
Oh, babysitter, huh? Well, good, whatever job you can get, right? I'm Murney, Dwayne Murney. My friends call me "Little Puppet". I'm the VP here. I'm in charge of discipline, conduct and truancy from top to bottom, K through 12. You're in my house now, strong man.
You're the vice principal.
And the wrestling coach. See the Creeper over there? He has played hooky from every wrestling practice this month. And her, she has missed 22 Driver's Ed classes out of 23! These are the worst students in my school. I'm ashamed of...
Your school? Good morning, kids. [clears throat] Mr. Murney, thank you so much for watching my chair for me. I'll take it from here.
Roger that. Absolutely. I was just informing our new friend here about some of the duties as vice principal.
Yes, and speaking of which, how's it going with the investigation into the baloney slices on the cafeteria ceiling?
Oh, that's been taking some interesting turns.
You just keep up the good work.
Right then. I'll be on the roof.
Bye, now. All right, kids, I think it's time to get back to class. I'll cut you some slack seeing as it's Lieutenant Wolfe's first day. Thank you.
Seth Hey!
Enough.
All right, you heard the lady. Let's break it up, guys. Come on. Hmm? Relax, Popeye. Boys will be boys, huh? Anyway, it's kinda good for the creeper. Gives him a chance to punk up. Learn to defend himself.
Six against one?
Well, you know, the odds are never pretty, but look at it, as like, a preparation for him. You know, the naked streets of Bethesda can be so dark and dangerous, right, creeper? [Seth angrily tries to attack Murney, but Shane restrains him]
Ooh, whoa.
You're pretty quick there, frogman. I, myself, happen to be a blackbelt. That's why they wanted me to coach the wrestling team. Ooh-aah! Sensei. You know what that's called, homeboy? Total control. You all right? Hmm? I tell you what, maybe sometime you can pop by our wrestling class, and we'll show a couple pros how it's done. What do you think? I'll go easy on you.
I'm on duty.
You're on duty. Oh, that's right. That's right, you're a babysitter. So it's kind of like "doo-doo duty". Don't worry about it. We'll do it on a day when you're not washing your hair, hmm? And I'll see you in class. At ease.
That guy don't have his head on right.
Seth I was fine. I don't need your help.
I don't think you understand. Don't you ever do that again. Is that clear? Okay, I've had it. I caught the kid dancing on the bleachers to no music. I want him out of my class. Somebody's gotta give this punk a talking to.
Seth?
Well, you got something to say, twinkle toes?
Seth Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney. I quit.
You quit. You know why you quit? Because you're a quitter. And everybody knows that quitters quit. What are you scared of, huh, Prancer?
Seth I'm not scared. I want to act.
And I want to take up origami.
Seth I'm in The Sound of Music.
Oh, a musical. So you're giving up wrestling to be in a musical. You see, that's what happens when there isn't a man in the house.
Seth There is a man in the house. It's me.
[laughs]
Well, it's gotta be a tiny house. You think you're tough, boy, don't you? Wanna shave the tiger? Do you? Huh? You want it tough?
Where did you wanna do this?
What are you talking about, babysitter?
You said you wanted to wrestle. Where? When?
After school.
Okay. Today?
That's right, the gym, okay? Remember, you mess with the bull, you get the horns. [snorts] Out of my way!
How did that feel?
Seth It was good.
