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The Pacifier

The Pacifier quotes

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Lulu Plummer

View Quote Bill Fawcett: Any last words, Shane?
Shane Wolfe: Say good night, Peter Panda.
[The safe opens up, and knocks Bill on the head and knocked him to the floor.]
Julie Plummer: Shane, are you okay? [Julie punches Mrs. Chun the face] She was never a good neighbor.
View Quote Claire Fletcher: Looks like you have a hit on your hands.
Shane Wolfe: You think so?
Claire Fletcher: Mm-hmm. You should take over the drama department instead of the wrestling team. [She and Shane chuckle] It's gonna be nice having you around now. Now that Murney's found his true calling.
Murney: [singing] Climb every mountain/Ford every stream
Shane Wolfe: It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you.
[He and Claire share a kiss]
View Quote Helga: [to Shane] Tell me, are you licenses to kill?
Shane Wolfe: ...No, ma'am.
Helga: Hmm. Too bad. It could have come in handy.
View Quote Lulu Plummer: Shane! You can't do this! Yon can't leave a man behind!
Seth Plummer: Hold on, I got it.
[open bottle with milk awake Shane]
Zoe and Lulu Plummer: Shane!
Zoe Plummmer: Where's Mom?
Shane Wolfe': Mom? I'll find her. You guys run and get help! [kids running in the Julie's car.] Hurry!
Lulu Plummer: Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Shane Wolfe: Yes, Lulu. Go, get help.
View Quote Lulu: Do you know kung-fu?
Shane Wolfe: Yes.
Lulu: Have you ever punch a guy so hard his head came off?
Shane Wolfe: No.
Lulu: Why are your boobs so big?
Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs.
Lulu: Do you have to wear a bra? Will mine be as big as yours one day?
Shane Wolfe: You know what, little girl? I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.
Lulu: Do I look like I'm five to you?
Shane Wolfe: What did I say?
Lulu: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.
View Quote Scott: Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside your head.
Zoe: Okay! Enough is enough! Come on, Scott. Let's go. Come on.
Shane Wolfe: [pulls Scott back] No, you don't. Get back here. Give me 20. [Scott pulls out his wallet to give Shane $20] I meant push-ups!
Scott: Zoe?
Shane Wolfe: Drop down! Do 20! [Scott does push-ups]
View Quote Seth Plummer: Zoe, you're going too fast! You're not gonna have time to stop!
Zoe Plummer: Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking.
View Quote Seth: What are you doing?
Shane Wolfe: You're burning daylight! Move!
Seth: It's Sunday. And it's 6:00 am! You're insane!
View Quote Shane Wolfe: (Blocking Helga’s way.) Just hang... Let's calm down. Just... just try to relax. (Helga screams as she runs and tackles him, but with Shane spinning her around and letting her go.) Ah! Ah! She bit me! (Helga running to the taxi while Shane running after her.) Red Leader! I command you to come back here! That's a direct order! You can't leave a man behind! (Taxi then drove Helga away from him) Red leader! Red leader!
View Quote Shane Wolfe: [first lines] Atten-hut! Here's our man. Professor Howard Plummer. He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels. Yeah, I know we've been up for 72 hours, but I expect perfection. Nothing else. They enemy has a boat, 4 jet skis and a chopper.
View Quote Shane Wolfe: Gary, now!
[Gary eats Mr. Chun in the crotch and screaming. Claire kicks the back patch, roll on his back again and feet with his neck.]
Claire Fletcher: Couldn't let you have all the fun.
View Quote Shane Wolfe: Remain calm
Helga: I am calm. I quit! That makes me calm.
Shane Wolfe: Let's not be hasty about this.
View Quote Zoe Plummer: He's gaining on us.
Seth Plummer: I'll handle it.
View Quote Zoe Plummer: Oh, my God! What do we do?
Seth Plummer: Find a cop!
View Quote Land! Solid land!!