Shane Wolfe

Got them here. My fault.

Murney

Yeah, I always said these kids needed a parole officer. I guess Mrs. Plummer thought so too, huh? Wow, you got a real upper torso going on, huh? You ever do any time?

Seth

Sasquatch.

Murney

You got something to say, boy?

Seth

No.

Murney

No? Good. Wow, it looks like you have a pair of legs coming out of your shoulders. You hit the gym a lot, do you?

Shane Wolfe

Eh.

Seth

Woolly mammoth.

Murney

All right, you know what, Creeper? You just bought yourself an extra 15 minutes on the mats with the Murninator!

Shane Wolfe

Excuse me. Lieutenant Shane Wolfe. I'm watching the kids for the Plummers, a few days.

Murney

Oh, babysitter, huh? Well, good, whatever job you can get, right? I'm Murney, Dwayne Murney. My friends call me "Little Puppet". I'm the VP here. I'm in charge of discipline, conduct and truancy from top to bottom, K through 12. You're in my house now, strong man.

Shane Wolfe

You're the vice principal.

Murney

And the wrestling coach. See the Creeper over there? He has played hooky from every wrestling practice this month. And her, she has missed 22 Driver's Ed classes out of 23! These are the worst students in my school. I'm ashamed of...

Claire Fletcher

Your school? Good morning, kids. [clears throat] Mr. Murney, thank you so much for watching my chair for me. I'll take it from here.

Murney

Roger that. Absolutely. I was just informing our new friend here about some of the duties as vice principal.

Claire Fletcher

Yes, and speaking of which, how's it going with the investigation into the baloney slices on the cafeteria ceiling?

Murney

Oh, that's been taking some interesting turns.

Claire Fletcher

You just keep up the good work.

Murney

Right then. I'll be on the roof.

Claire Fletcher

Bye, now. All right, kids, I think it's time to get back to class. I'll cut you some slack seeing as it's Lieutenant Wolfe's first day. Thank you.