Don't you people realise that we are swimming in our own--
Peach Shhh! He's coming!
Scenes with Peach
9 scenes Peach [Gurgle is frantic about the filthy aquarium.]
Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--
Peach Shhhh! Here he comes!
Peach Root canal, and it's a doozy.
Dam and clamper installed?
Peach Yep.
Peach [The dentist drills and the patient screams.]
Now he's using the Schilder technique.
He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a Hedstrom.
No, it's a K-flex.
Hedstrom!
K-FLEX!
HEDSTROM!
Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been summoned to the top of Mt. Wannahokaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.
Huh?!
Peach We want you in our club, kid.
Oh, cool!
If you can survive... the Ring... of... FIRE!!!
You said you could do this!
I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?
Peach Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
Pet Palace.
Fish-O-Rama.
Mail order.
Peach eBay.
So, kid, what is it?
I'm from... the ocean.
Ahh, the ocean... THE OCEAN?! AAARGH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! JACQUES!
Oui?
CLEAN HIM!
Oui.
State your name.
Nemo?
Brother Bloat, proceed.
Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.
Huh?
Peach We want you in our club, kid.
Really?
If you are able to swim through…the Ring of Fire! [nothing happens] Turn on the Ring of Fire. The Ring of Fire! [Jacques suddenly comes to attention]
Oh!
You said you could do it! [ Jacques runs on the valve attached to Mount Wannahockaloogie, which controls the amount of bubbles in it. Hundreds of bubbles explode out of the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie.] THE RING OF FIRE!!!!
Bubbles, bubbles, and my---- Oh!
Peach Isn't there another way? He's just a boy.
Alright! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! [crashes into the window with a thump]
Man
UAAAAGHHH!!!!!! Ooooooooohhh..!!!
Well, that's uh, one way to pull a tooth. [laughs and opens the window]
Man
Oooh. Ooooooh.
Hm. Darn kids. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, eh, prime minister?
Man
Oooooohh. Whew.
Peach Oh, Nigel. You just missed an extraction.
Has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet.. Um, what am I talking about?! Nemo! Where's Nemo? I gotta speak with him.
What? What is it?
Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean looking for you.
My father? Really?
Really?
Oh, yeah. He's travelled hundreds of miles. He's been battling sharks and jellyfish and all sorts of...
Sharks? That can't be him.
Are you sure? What was his name? Some sort of sportfish or something: tuna, uh, trout...
Marlin?
That's it! Marlin! The little clownfish from the reef.
It's my dad! He took on a shark!
I heard he took on three.
All
Three?
Three sharks?
That's gotta be fort eight hundred teeth!
You see, kid, after you were taken by diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat you were on like a maniac.
Really?
He's swimming and he's swimming and he's giving it all he's got, and then three gigantic sharks capture him and he blows them up! And then dives thousands of feet and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock and what does he get for a reward? He gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest! And now he's riding with a bunch of sea turtles on the East Australian Current and the word is he's headed this way right now, to Sydney!
Wow!
Oh, what a good daddy!
He was looking for you after all, Shark Bait. [gasps; Nemo has grabbed a pebble and his heading for the filter]
He's swimming to the filter!
Shark Bait!
Not again!
Shark Bait!
No!
You've got your whole life ahead of you!
Oh, no.
We'll help you, kid!
Gotta get him out!
Give me that thing! Get him out of there!
Come on, kid! Grab the end! [jammed gears]
Shark Bait!
Shark Bait, are you okay?
No!
Can you hear me, Shark bait?! Nemo, can you hear me?!
Shark Bait, you did it!
Yay!
Shark bait, you're covered with germs! Aah!
That took guts, kid. All right, gang. We have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques?
Oui.
No cleaning.
I shall resist.
Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy, the dentist'll have to clean it.
Peach [yawns]
Morning. It's morning, everyone. Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean and we are getting out of- [gasps] The tank is clean. [Zoom out on the sparking clean tank] The tank is clean!
But how?
Boss must have installed it last night while we were sleeping.
What's it say, Peach?
Peach [muffled]
The Aqua Scum 2003 is an...
I can't hear you, Peach.
Peach The Aqua Scum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning, maintenance-free salt water purifier that is guaranteed to even extend the life of your aquarium fish.
Peach The Aqua Scum is programmed to scan your tank environment every 5 minutes?
Uh, scan? What does that mean? [The filter scans the tank with a laser and Gurgle whimpers.]
Aqua Scum
[reads the current status of the tank]
] Temperature, 82 degrees. pH balance normal.
All
[amazed]
Ooh.
Peach Nice.
Oh, ah- CURSE YOU, AQUA SCUM!
That's it for the escape plan; it's ruined.
Then what are we gonna do about... [he doesn't finish before the door opens.]
All
[gasp]
Darla!
Stay down, kid. [Gills hides Nemo in a barrel. As the Tank Gang looks, they see that it's just a mother with her son.]
False alarm.
What are we gonna do when that little brat gets here?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Gill! Help me! Help me!
Nemo! Hold on, I'm coming! Swim down! Come on, kid! Swim down!
Everybody jump in!
Swim down!
That's it!
What the?
All
Yay!
Good work!
[But then, a plastic bag pops out of nowhere, grabbing Nemo and pulling him out of the tank.]
Gill!
Nemo!
Shark Bait!
Roll, kid! Lean! Lean! Go to the window. [Nemo pushes the plastic bag to the window. But then, Philip Sherman picks up the bag and puts him on the tray to keep the young fish from escaping.]
Whoops. That would have been a nasty fall.
Gill! Don't let me go belly up!
Just calm down, Nemo.
Don't let me go belly up!
You won't go belly up. I promise. You're gonna be okay.
All
[The door is slammed open, the theme from Psycho plays] [gasp]
Darla!
Gurgle and Deb
[Nigel, Marlin and Dory both smile and flew straight to the dentist's office; clanging]
Ahhhhh!
Too loud! Too loud for me!
Darla Sherman
[first words]
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Peach Find a happy place. Find a happy place, find a happy place!
Barbara
Darla, your uncle will see you now.
Darla Sherman
Rah! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon.
And a piranha is a fish, just like your present.
Darla Sherman
[giggling]
I get a fishy. Fishy, fishy, fishy.
[As soon as he picks up the plastic bag, he sees Nemo belly up.]
Oh, no. Poor little guy.
Sharkbait!
Darla
Yay! Fishy, fishy, fishy.
Um... Must have left your present in the car, sweetie. [laughs]
[Nemo opens one eye and winks at the Fish Gang. Everyone is surprised.] [overjoyed]
He's still alive.
Peach He's not dead.
What's happening? Why is he playing dead?
He's gonna get flushed down the toilet. He's gonna get out of here!
Yay.
He's gonna get flushed.
What a smart little guy!
Nemo, no!
Where's Nemo? Where is he?
Dentist! Dentist!
He's over there!
What's a dentist? What is that?
I can't go in there.
Oh, yes you can. [grabs his tongue and pulls it forward, barging right into the dentist's office] CHARRRRRRRRRGEE!!!!!
[Darla starts screaming in horror]
What the...?! [shouts; while Nigel is attacking him inside] Darla, sweetie, look out! Steady, steady, steady. Hold still. Hold still! Easy, easy! Hold still! Nobody's going to hurt you!
Oh, my goodness.
[slight pauses; grabs Nigel; Darla continues screaming]
Gotcha! [Nigel flapping his wings] Keep down! [tried to Nigel push out the window]
Nemo!
OUT WITH YA! [slams the window] AND STAY OUT!
Daddy?!
Darla Sherman
[picks up Nemo, upside down]
Fishy? [starts shaking it] Fishy! Wake up! Wake up!!!
Oh, no!
Quick! To the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie!
Darla Sherman
Why are you sleeping?!
Peach Hurry!
Bloat! [Bloat inflates, Deb, Bubbles and Gurgle pushes a little bit right] Ring of Fire!
Darla Sherman
[Jacques turns the Mount Wannahockaloogie on blast mode, it launches Gill out of the tank, flying. He lands flopping on Darla's head.]
Fishy! [screams, drops a bag with Nemo in it, which it hits the tray and splats water everywhere] Get it out!
Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! [hits himself into the x-ray machine and gets knocked out]
Darla Sherman
[screams]
Get it out! [screams]
Smack her in the head, would you?!
Go, Gill, go!
Darla Sherman
There's a fish in my hair!
Shark Bait... Tell your dad... I said... hi. [flops on the spoon]
[Philip Sherman groans, then gasps and puts Gill back in the tank]
He did it! [laughs and cheering]
Yay!
I'm so happy!
Is he gonna be okay, Gill?
Don't worry. All drains lead to the ocean.
Darla Sherman
[last words]
FISHY!!! [gets sprayed in the face with water]
Other characters in Finding Nemo
Dory
Ellen DeGeneres
Marlin
Albert Brooks
Nemo
Alexander Gould
Bloat
Brad Garrett
Gill
Willem Dafoe
Gurgle
Austin Pendleton
Crush the Turtle
Andrew Stanton
Deb
Vicki Lewis
Jacques
Joe Ranft
Nigel
Geoffrey Rush
The sharks
Bruce
Barry Humphries
Bubbles
Stephen Root
Pearl
Erica Beck
Philip Sherman
Sheldon
Erik Per Sullivan
