A character in Finding Nemo (2003)

Jacques quotes from Finding Nemo (2003)

Joe Ranft

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Finding Nemo (2003): in 5 of its 89 quotes
Most scenes with: Nemo (4), Bloat (4), Peach (4)

Scenes with Jacques

5 scenes

Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been summoned to the top of Mt. Wannahokaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.

Huh?!

We want you in our club, kid.

Oh, cool!

If you can survive... the Ring... of... FIRE!!!

[Nothing happens.]

Come on, the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire!

Jacques
[Jacques suddenly comes to attention.]

Sorry!

You said you could do this!

[Bubbles explode out of the top of the "volcano".]

The Ring of Fire!

I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?

Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.

Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.

Pet Palace.

Fish-O-Rama.

Deb

Mail order.

eBay.

So, kid, what is it?

I'm from... the ocean.

Ahh, the ocean... THE OCEAN?! AAARGH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! JACQUES!

Jacques

Oui?

CLEAN HIM!

Jacques

Oui.

State your name.

Nemo?

Brother Bloat, proceed.

Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.

Huh?

We want you in our club, kid.

Really?

If you are able to swim through…the Ring of Fire! [nothing happens] Turn on the Ring of Fire. The Ring of Fire! [Jacques suddenly comes to attention]

Jacques

Oh!

You said you could do it! [ Jacques runs on the valve attached to Mount Wannahockaloogie, which controls the amount of bubbles in it. Hundreds of bubbles explode out of the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie.] THE RING OF FIRE!!!!

Bubbles, bubbles, and my---- Oh!

Isn't there another way? He's just a boy.

Alright! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! [crashes into the window with a thump]

[accidentally pulls The Prime Minister's tooth in snapped]

What the?!

Man

UAAAAGHHH!!!!!! Ooooooooohhh..!!!

Well, that's uh, one way to pull a tooth. [laughs and opens the window]

Man

Oooh. Ooooooh.

Hm. Darn kids. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, eh, prime minister?

Man

Oooooohh. Whew.

[whispering]

Hey, hey. Psst!

Oh, Nigel. You just missed an extraction.

Has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet.. Um, what am I talking about?! Nemo! Where's Nemo? I gotta speak with him.

What? What is it?

Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean looking for you.

My father? Really?

Really?

Oh, yeah. He's travelled hundreds of miles. He's been battling sharks and jellyfish and all sorts of...

Sharks? That can't be him.

Are you sure? What was his name? Some sort of sportfish or something: tuna, uh, trout...

Marlin?

That's it! Marlin! The little clownfish from the reef.

It's my dad! He took on a shark!

I heard he took on three.

All

Three?

Three sharks?

That's gotta be fort eight hundred teeth!

You see, kid, after you were taken by diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat you were on like a maniac.

Really?

He's swimming and he's swimming and he's giving it all he's got, and then three gigantic sharks capture him and he blows them up! And then dives thousands of feet and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock and what does he get for a reward? He gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest! And now he's riding with a bunch of sea turtles on the East Australian Current and the word is he's headed this way right now, to Sydney!

Wow!

Deb

Oh, what a good daddy!

He was looking for you after all, Shark Bait. [gasps; Nemo has grabbed a pebble and his heading for the filter]

He's swimming to the filter!

Shark Bait!

Not again!

Shark Bait!

Deb

No!

You've got your whole life ahead of you!

Oh, no.

We'll help you, kid!

Gotta get him out!

Deb

Give me that thing! Get him out of there!

Come on, kid! Grab the end! [jammed gears]

Deb

Shark Bait!

Shark Bait, are you okay?

No!

Can you hear me, Shark bait?! Nemo, can you hear me?!

[appears]

Yeah, I can hear you. [Everyone turn around and see Nemo is okay.]

Shark Bait, you did it!

Deb

Yay!

Shark bait, you're covered with germs! Aah!

That took guts, kid. All right, gang. We have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques?

Jacques

Oui.

No cleaning.

Jacques

I shall resist.

Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy, the dentist'll have to clean it.

[Bloat burps]

Good work.
[Nemo chuckles]

Look at that, would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. That's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. [Nemo chuckles] Jacques! I said no cleaning!

Jacques

I am ashamed.

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