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Tangled

Tangled quotes

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Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert
Mother Gothel
Rapunzel


View Quote Flynn Rider: Ah, there it is! The Snuggly Duckling. Don't worry, very quaint place, perfect for you. Don't want you scaring and giving up on this whole endeavor, now do we?
Rapunzel: Well... I do like ducklings!
Flynn Rider: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
View Quote Hook Hand Thug: [singing] I'm malicious, mean and scary, my sneer could curdle dairy, and violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look, and my temper, and my hook, I've always yearned to be a concert pianist! Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart? Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam? Yes, I'd rather be called deadly, for my killer show-tune medley. Thank you! 'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream.
Thugs: He's got a dream! He's got a dream!
Hook Hand Thug: See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers, like everybody else, I've got a dream!
Big Nose Thug: [singing] I've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes, and let's not even mention my complexion! But despite my extra toes, and my goiter, and my nose, I really want to make a love connection! Can't you see me with a special little lady, rowin' in a rowboat down the stream? Though I'm one disgusting blighter, I'm a lover, not a fighter, 'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
Thugs: He's got a dream!
Big Nose Thug: I've got a dream!
Thugs: He's got a dream!
Big Nose Thug: And I know one day romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it, dreaming, like everybody else, I've got a dream
Thugs: Tor would like to quit and be a florist. Gunther does interior design. Ulf is into mime. Attila's cupcakes are sublime. Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows!
Hook Hand Thug: And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns! [to Flynn] What about you?
Flynn Rider: I'm sorry, me?
Big Nose Thug: What's your dream?
Flynn Rider: No, no, no. Sorry, boys, I don't sing. [The thugs point their weapons at Flynn; singing] I have dreams, like you-- no, really! Just much less touchy-feely, they mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny. On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of money!
Rapunzel: [singing] I've got a dream!
Thugs: She's got a dream!
Rapunzel: I've got a dream!
Thugs: She's got a dream!
Rapunzel: I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!
Thugs: Yeah!
Rapunzel: And with every passing hour, I'm so glad I left my tower, Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream!
Thugs: She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream! So our differences ain't really that extreme! We're one big team...! Call us brutal, Sick
Hook Hand Thug: Sadistic
Big Nose Thug: And grotesquely optimistic!
Thugs: But way down deep inside, We've got a dream!
Hook Hand Thug: I've got a dream!
Big Nose Thug: I've got a dream!
Thugs: I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
Rapunzel: I've got a dream!
Rapunzel and Thugs: Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream! Yeah!
View Quote Hook Hand Thug: [to Rapunzel] Go, live your dream.
Flynn: I will.
Hook Hand Thug: Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.
Rapunzel: [to Hook Hand Thug] Thanks for everything.
[She kisses him on the cheek, causing him to smile, before she and Flynn escape]
View Quote Hook Hand Thug: Head down.
Eugene: Head down.
Hook Hand Thug: Arms in.
Eugene: Arms in.
Hook Hand Thug: Knees apart.
Eugene: Knees apart-- [flabbergasted] Knees apart?! Wh-Why do I need to keep my knees apart?!
[Vladimir jumps down from a balcony to where Eugene is standing on a wheelbarrel sending him flying.]
View Quote Mother Gothel: Rapunzel!
Rapunzel: So, Mother, earlier I was saying tomorrow is a pretty big day, and you didn't really respond, so I'm just gonna tell you: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gothel: No, no, no. Can't be. I distinctly remember: your birthday was last year.
Rapunzel: That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing. Mother, I'm turning eighteen, and I wanted to ask... What I really want for this birthday. [mumbles] Actually, what I wanted for quite a few birthdays now...
Gothel: OK, OK, Rapunzel, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah, blah, blah, blah. It's very annoying. [pinches Rapunzel's cheek and pokes her on the nose] I'm just teasing. You're adorable. I love you so much, darling.
Rapunzel: [looks at Pascal, who motions for her to keep talking] Ugh! I want to see the floating lights!
Gothel: [chuckles] What?
View Quote Rapunzel: [after pulling Mother Gothel up the tower; out of breath] Hi. Welcome home, Mother.
Gothel: Oh, Rapunzel! How you manage to do that every single day without fail! It looks absolutely exhausting, darling.
Rapunzel: Oh, it's nothing.
Gothel: [in a sing-song voice] Then I don't know why it takes so long! Oh, darling, I'm just teasing.
View Quote Rapunzel: [after releasing a branch that hits Hook Hand Thug on the head] PUT HIM DOWN! [Everyone stops and stares at her in disbelief] Okay, I don't know where I am and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been dreaming about them my entire life! FIND YOUR HUMANITY! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?!
[Hook Hand Thug draws his battle axe and threateningly walks over to Rapunzel]
Hook Hand Thug: [wistfully] ... I had a dream once.
View Quote Rapunzel: [excited after finally leaving the tower] I can't believe I did this! [fearfully] I can't believe I did this. [squealing with joy] I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS!!!!!! [giggles, then puts her hands on her throat] Mother would be so furious. [later, looking at a flower, optimistic] Well, that's okay. I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her, right? [later, in a cave rocking back and forth, fearful with her heart beating in her chest] Oh, my gosh! This would kill her. [later, running through a pile of leaves and making them rain down on the irritated Flynn. Joyous] THIS IS SOOO FUUUUUN!!!!!! [later, standing in a tree with her head against the trunk and her arms hanging limp, depressed] I am a horrible daughter. I'm going back. [later, doing cartwheels and rolling down a hill, ecstatic] I AM NEVER GOING BACK!!! Woo-hoo! [later, laying next to Flynn in a patch of flowers with her face in the ground, ashamed] I am a despicable human being! [later, using her hair as a vine and swinging around a tree with an annoyed Flynn standing there staring into space, joyous] WOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! BEST!!!!!!! DAY!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!
[Later. Flynn walks up to Rapunzel, who is currently broken down in tears]
Flynn Rider: [clears throat] You know, I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here.
Rapunzel: [stops crying] What?
Flynn Rider: Now, I'm only picking up bits and pieces, of course; overprotective mother, forbidden road trip. I mean, this is serious stuff! But let me ease your conscience. This is just a part of growing up. A little adventure, a little rebellion... that's good. Healthy, even.
Rapunzel: [Chuckles] You think?
Flynn Ryder: I know! You're way overthinking this, trust me. Does your mother deserve it? No. Would this break her heart and crush her soul? Of course, but you just got to do it.
Rapunzel: Break her heart?
Flynn Rider: In half.
Rapunzel: Crush her soul?
Flynn Rider: [squishes a grape in his fingers] Like a grape.
Rapunzel: She would be heartbroken, you're right!
Flynn Rider: I am, aren't I. Oh, bother. Alright, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm letting you out of the deal.
Rapunzel: [catches on to what he's trying to do] What?
Flynn Rider: That's right! But don't thank me. Let's just turn around and get you home. Here's your pan, here's your frog. I get back my satchel. You get back a mother/daughter relationship based on mutual trust and voila! We part ways as unlikely friends.
Rapunzel: No! I am seeing those lanterns.
Flynn Rider: OH, COME ON! What is it gonna take for me to get my satchel back?
Rapunzel: [holds frying pan to his face] I will use this...
View Quote Rapunzel: [in the boat, seeing Eugene with two lanterns] I have something for you too. [holding up Eugene's satchel] I should have given it to you before, but I was just scared. And the thing is, I'm not scared anymore. You know what I mean?
Eugene: [gently pushing the satchel aside] I'm starting to.
View Quote Rapunzel: So, Flynn. Where are you from?
Flynn: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, Blondie. I don't do back-story, however, I am becoming very interested in yours. I know I'm not supposed to ask about the hair.
Rapunzel: Nope.
Flynn: Or the mother.
Rapunzel: Uh-uh.
Flynn: Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
Rapunzel: Chameleon.
Flynn: Nuance. Here's my question, though. If you wanted to see the lanterns so badly, why haven't you gone before?
Rapunzel: [Chuckles nervously] Well...
[The tunnel begins to shake]
Rapunzel: Uh, Flynn?
[They look back to find the guards and Maximus running after them]
Rapunzel: Flynn!
Captain: RIDEEEER!!!!!!!!!!
Flynn: Run! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
View Quote Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will: Fate... Destiny...
Flynn Rider: [flat] A horse.
Rapunzel: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: [flat] A horrible decision, really.
Rapunzel: But trust me when I tell you this: [pulls Flynn close to her face with a glare] you can tear this tower apart brick by brick, but without my help, you will never find your precious satchel.
Flynn Rider: [clears throat] Let me just get this straight. I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you'll give me back my satchel?
Rapunzel: I promise.
[Flynn looks at her suspiciously]
Rapunzel: And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise.
[Flynn raises an eyebrow]
Rapunzel: EVER. [Pascal nods.]
Flynn Rider: Alright, listen. I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smoulder.
[He puts on a pouty face, hoping to charm Rapunzel. Her stare just hardens.]
Flynn Rider: This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn't normally happen. [gives in] Fine! I'll take you to see the lanterns.
Rapunzel: Really?! [She jumps in excitement, letting go of the chair Flynn is sitting on. Flynn falls on his face.] Oops.
Flynn Rider: [weakly] You broke my smoulder.
View Quote Thug: That's a lot of hair.
Flynn Rider: She's growing it out. Is that blood on your moustache? [to Rapunzel] Goldie, look at this. Look at all the blood on his moustache! Good sir, that's a lot of blood!
View Quote [After Rapunzel heals Eugene's hand at the campfire, and Eugene is about to scream]
Rapunzel: Please don't freak out!
Eugene: [wheezy] I'm not freaking out-- are you freaking out? No, I'm just very, very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses. How long has it been doing that exactly?
Rapunzel: Uh... forever, I guess? Mother says when I was a baby, people tried to cut it. They wanted to take it for themselves. [shows Eugene her only brown lock] But once it's cut it turns brown and loses its power. A gift like that, it has to be protected. That's why Mother never let me... [sighs] That's why I never left and...
Eugene: You never left that tower. And you're still gonna go back?
Rapunzel: No! Yes. [covers her face] It's complicated. [Pascal gently holds her foot. She notices Eugene watching her and calms down] So, "Eugene Fitzherbert", huh?
Eugene: Ahh.. yeah, well. I'll spare you the sob story of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert. It's a little bit of a... it's a little bit of a downer.
[Rapunzel scoots closer to Eugene, eager to listen]
Eugene: There was this book. A book I used to read every night to all the younger kids. The Tales of Flynnigan Rider! Swashbuckling rogue, richest man alive, not bad with the ladies either. Not that he'd ever brag, of course.
Rapunzel: Hmm. Was he a thief, too?
Eugene: Uh... well, no. Actually, he had enough money to do anything he wanted to do; he could go anywhere that he wanted to go. And-- and for a kid, with nothing, I don't know. It just seemed like the better option. You can't tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my whole reputation.
Rapunzel: Ah! We wouldn't want that.
Eugene: Well, a fake reputation is all a man has.
[Rapunzel laughs, then they gaze into each other's eyes]
Eugene: Well, I should, um... I-- I should-- I should get some more firewood.
Rapunzel: Hey. [Eugene looks back] For the record, I like "Eugene Fitzherbert" much better than "Flynn Rider".
Eugene: Well, then you'd be the first. But thank you.
[Rapunzel watches Eugene fetch some more firewood; Mother Gothel is standing a few feet behind her]
Mother Gothel: Well...
[Rapunzel's eyes widen]
Mother Gothel: I thought he'd never leave!
Rapunzel: [shocked] Mother?!
Gothel: Hello, dear.
[She hugs Rapunzel, who's too shocked to hug her back]
Rapunzel: But I-I-I-I-I don't, uh... How did you find me?
Gothel: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.
Rapunzel: [sighs] Mother...
Gothel: [interrupting] We're going home, Rapunzel. Now.
Rapunzel: Y-You don't understand! I've been on this incredible journey, and I've seen and learned so much... I even met someone!
Gothel: Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud. Come on, Rapunzel!
View Quote [After Rapunzel locks Flynn in her closet]
Gothel: Rapunzel! Let down your hair!
Rapunzel: One moment, Mother!
Gothel: I have a big surprise!
Rapunzel: Uh... I do, too!
Gothel: Ooh, I'll bet my surprise is bigger!
Rapunzel: [to herself] I seriously doubt it!
View Quote [After the trio escapes the cave and makes it to the shore]
Rapunzel: We made it.
Eugene: [to himself] Her hair glows...
Rapunzel: We're alive. We're alive!
Eugene: [still to himself] I didn't see that coming! Her hair actually glows!
Rapunzel: Eugene...
Eugene: [to Pascal] Why does her hair glow?!
Rapunzel: EUGENE!
Eugene: [hysterically] WHAT?!
Rapunzel: It doesn't just... glow.
Eugene: [looks at Pascal, who's grinning at him] Why is he smiling at me?