Chip
[to a wooden Raj]
Hey Raj? Don't tell Edward, but I'm afraid of bears. Are you?
Chip
[Chip looks at wooden dummy of Raj]
No? You are too scared. Look at you. You're petrified.
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Lumpus and Edward
[scared out of their wits]
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NATURE!
No, Fluffy! Bad bear!
[Fluffy angrily chases Scoutmaster Lumpus and Edward, on the warpath against them. Lazlo chases after Fluffy. The chase continues from cabin to cabin. Eventually, the entire camp runs into Scoutmaster Lumpus's cabin. One lemming hits the outside wall of the cabin and falls off the stack, but gets back up, and runs inside. Fluffy continues chasing them, but Lazlo gets in his way and holds him back]
Wait a minute! I'm alright! It's okay! It's okay! [showing Fluffy that he's alright] I'm alright. See? I'm not hurt. [taking Fluffy to the mess hall] Now, come on. We need to talk.
Lumpus
[to Slinkman]
It's a miracle! Lazlo has returned! [opens door]
Slinkman
That's not Lazlo, that's just camper Samson scratching his armpit and eating a banana.
Lumpus
"Samson?! Open your eyes, Doc Slinky! [goes to Samson] Why, this cuddly ball of fur right here is none other than our beloved Lazlo. [stuffs a banana in Samson's mouth, but Slinkman just stares at them]
Samson
[shouting]
HE MADE ME DO IT![hits Lumpus] BAD MOOSE!
Lumpus
Lazlo!
Lumpus
You're in big trouble now, monkey boy! I heard you... [Fluffy growls] Simmer down, platypus, I'll take it from here.
Edward
But...that wasn't me.
Raj and Clam
LAZLO!!!
Guys, do you have to do this everytime I go to the bathroom.
But we love you!
You didn't tell that story again, did you?
We sure did, Lazlo.
Story!!
Humphh!
Does your toaster work?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lazlo! I can't believe he's gohohone! how could he leave us?
Our pal! he was our little monkey!
We were a trio. It seemed like only yesterday when we first met.
Yes, tell story.
Slinkman
Okay, now you have to name your cabin.
What about garbage dump?
Slinkman
As long as it's a bean. [walking out] See you at dinner.
That is not a bean, that is a candy.
Don't you think the jelly bean deserves to be part of the bean family?
No!
Weasel
How would you know what it's like to be chased by that cursed monkey? Over and over again, all around that cursed mulberry bush! And do you know what the worst thing is? I am allergic to mulberry bushes!