Lilo (happily, while talking on the phone to Cobra Bubbles.)
Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
Most-quoted character in Lilo & Stitch (2002): in 31 of its 68 quotes
Most scenes with: Nani (9), Stitch (8), Cobra Bubbles (7)
...My friends need to be punished.
More lines from Lilo
5 quotes Lilo Lilo This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. [In reference to the drawn picture of Stitch colored in with mostly red]
Lilo (on the phone)
Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.
Lilo [At an animal shelter, while the other animals are hiding from Stitch in the rafters]
"Hello? Hello?! Are there any "aminals" in here?
[Nani and Lilo are in the process of adopting Stitch from the animal shelter]
Scenes with Lilo
25 scenes
Lilo [tilting her head as if to read something]
Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.'
Lilo [Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand]
'Cobra Bubbles.' You don't look like a social worker.
I'm a special classification.
Lilo Did you ever kill anyone?
Lilo [sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani's pantomiming behind Cobra]
I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And I take long naps… [Nani holds up a fist making a muscle-probably to suggest exercise] - and get disciplined?
[Nani cringes]
Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic]
Lilo Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
Bricks?
Lilo Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.
Lilo [trying to push Nani out of her room]
Can't you go any faster?!
Lilo No It's not!
It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.
Lilo It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
*gasp* GAAAHHH! [falls to the ground and begins convulsing and making frantic noises]
Lilo Are you okay?
I like fluffy!
[sarcastically]
Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!
Lilo You came back.
Nobody gets left behind.
Lilo Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nah, the manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his Legion of the Undead.
Lilo [to herself]
I knew it.
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Lilo I'm already IN my ROOM!
Lilo [Nani is getting rid of Stitch]
He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about Ohana?
He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo Neither have I! Dad said Ohana means family. [Nani stops] Ohana means family. Family means...
...nobody gets left behind.
Lilo Or...?
...or forgotten - I know, I know. I hate it when you use Ohana against me.
Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo It's sandwich day. [sighs] Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Pudge is a fish...?
Lilo [continues]
But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Umm... fish?
Lilo [Yelling angrily]
It's FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late 'cos I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, 'cos all we have, is, IS STINKING TUNA!
Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle
You're crazy.
[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog, though they end up getting Stitch under the impression that he is a dog] [to shelter worker]
We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
Lilo Like a lobster!
Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!
A dog, I think! But it was dead this morning.
It was DEAD this morning?!
Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.
Lilo I like him!
You'll have to think of a name for him.
Lilo His name is... Stitch.
Now, that's not a real name...
[Nani frantically mimes to the effect of "don't say that"]
...in Iceland! But here it's a good name. Stitch it is.
Lilo David! I got a new dog!
You sure it's a dog?
Lilo Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got ran over
Lilo [David has just asked Nani out and Nani refused]
Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
Lilo We're leaving Stitch?
Trust me this is not going end well.
Two potato!
