Jumba [Captain Gantu calls him an "idiot scientist"]
I prefer to be called "evil genius"!
More lines from Jumba
4 quotes Jumba Jumba [As Stitch hides behind Lilo to avoid getting shot]
Using that little girl for a shield! [at Stitch] THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU!!!
Jumba [After being washed up on rocks, following an attempt to capture Stitch in which his scuba tank was bitten open]
Ugh... Little monster!
Jumba [After narrowly missing Pleakley with a thrown weapon]
You always get in the way!
Scenes with Jumba
21 scenes Jumba Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! [laughs maniacally]
So it is a monster.
Jumba Eh, just a little one.
Jumba [In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Heh heh, he got away?
I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
Jumba What? Me?
And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba Hhmm 626 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to--
Plasma cannon granted.
Oh, great! He's loose!
Jumba His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.
Jumba Come on what's the big deal? [pulls a rack of plates off the wall to throw at Stitch]
Ingatish miska!
Jumba I'll put you back together again, I'll make you taller... and not so fluffy!
I like fluffy!
Yu Porma dissy!
Jumba Leave my mother out of this!
Audience
[gasps]
Council Woman
So naughty!
Jumba I didn't teach him that!
Jumba WHAAAAT?! After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that?! JUST LIKE THAT?!?
Ih.
Jumba Fine!
'Fine?' You're doing what he says?
Jumba Uh, he is... very persuasive.
PERSUASIVE?!
[sarcastically]
Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!
Jumba Ha ha! You too?
[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog, though they end up getting Stitch under the impression that he is a dog] [to shelter worker]
We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
Like a lobster!
Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!
[Nani and Lilo are in the process of adopting Stitch from the animal shelter]
Oh, your head looks swollen.
Jumba Actually, she's just ugly.
Jumba You shouldn't play with guns.
Ah okay
Jumba [Passes the cannon to Jumba]
Thank you... [throws it back to Stitch] Oh I just remembered is your birthday, happy birthday.
Jumba It's not Christmas [hurriedly passes it back to Stitch]
[throws it back Jumba]
Happy Hanukkah!
[Pleakley has Lilo over his shoulder and is running for the door]
We're leaving Stitch?
Trust me this is not going end well.
Jumba [Jumba and Stitch continue to pass the ever expanding cannon back and forth]
One potato!
Two potato!
Jumba Three potato!
Four!
Jumba Five potato!
Six potato!
Jumba Seven potato more!
My--
Jumba Mother--
Told--
Jumba Me--
You
Jumba Are--
It.
Jumba Ha! I win! [cannon explodes]
