David Ogden Stiers movie quotes

View Quote So, tell me, my little one-eyed one... on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?

View Quote [After being washed up on rocks, following an attempt to capture Stitch in which his scuba tank was bitten open] Ugh... Little monster!

View Quote [As Stitch hides behind Lilo to avoid getting shot] Using that little girl for a shield! [at Stitch] THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU!!!

View Quote Now we shall see. [The super-computer glows with green light as the screen turns on, showing a lowering charge meter beside an image of Stitch] No. No. THOSE IDIOT POLICE!!! I hoped this day would never come. [Pleakley: What are you talking about? What is wrong with Stitch?] During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged.

View Quote No! No! There's no telling what will happen! Let me go! No! WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY LITTLE MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?!

View Quote No! [Pleakley: What? What's happening?] Stitch's circuits are about to blow! We have to get him into the fusion chamber now! [Pleakley: Shouldn't we test it?] There isn't time!

View Quote (suggesting things to woo Belle) Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...

View Quote Couldn't keep quiet, could we? Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we? [imitating Lumiere] "Serve him tea. Sit in ze master's chair. Pet ze pooch!"

View Quote As you can see, the psuedo-facade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. Note the unusual inverted vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. And, as I always say, "if it's not Baroque, don't fix it!"

View Quote Red: A wolf, stopping kids in the middle of a wood? That's pretty creepy.
Flippers: True. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.
Tommy: [into walkie-talkie] Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we got in the tank?
Bruce: [over walkie-talkie] Ah, the creepy one?
Tommy: Yeah, better let him go.

View Quote Flippers: What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out! How about a cage?
Bill: Bring in the cage!
Flippers: I was being sarcastic.
Bill: (disappointed) Sarcasm, strike the cage...

View Quote [Twitchy runs across the road, causing Chief Grizzly to swerve before straightening up the car again]
Flippers: Who taught you how to drive?
Chief Grizzly: Almost hit a squirrel!

View Quote Governor Ratcliffe: Look at it, Wiggins. An entire New World chock full of gold, just waiting for me.
Wiggins: And scores of adventures waiting for us, right, Percy? Do you think we'll meet some savages?
Governor Ratcliffe: If we do, we shall be sure to give them a proper English greeting.
Wiggins: Oooh, gift baskets! [holds up a pair of gift baskets]
Governor Ratcliffe: [to himself] And he came so highly recommended.
[Ratcliffe opens the map, John enters.]
John Smith: It's perfect, Governor. The water's deep enough, we can pull right up to shore. [to Percy; ruffles his fur] Hey there, Percy.
[Percy growls softly]
Governor Ratcliffe: Very well, then. Give the order.
John Smith: Already done, sir. I've got a crew assembled and they're ready to go.
Governor Ratcliffe: About the natives, I'm counting on you to make sure those filthy heathens don't disrupt our mission.
John Smith: Well, if they're anything like the savages I've fought before, it's nothing I can't handle.
Governor Ratcliffe: Right. That'll be all, Smith, there's a good man.
John Smith: [ruffles Percy's fur again] See ya, Percy. [Percy growls; leaves]
Governor Ratcliffe: The men like Smith, don't they? [Percy growls again over Smith ruffling his fur] I've never been a popular man.
Wiggins: I like you.
Governor Ratcliffe: And don't think I don't know what those backstabbers at court say about me.
Wiggins: Oh yes, all that talk about you being a pathetic social climber who's failed at everything he's--
Governor Ratcliffe: I'm very well aware that this is my last chance for glory. But mark my words, Wiggins, when King James see the gold these peasants unearth success will be mine, at last.
[Outside; The boat drops to the water]
Ben: Wake up! Shake a leg!
Lon: It's incredible.
Thomas: And it's all ours. I've never seen anything like it.
Ben: It can look like Ratcliffe's knickers, for all I care, just as long as we get off this stinking boat.
John Smith: Come on, men, we didn't come all this way just to look at it.
[They row ashore as Pocahontas watches.]
Ben: Keep it taut, lads, keep it taut! Steady, steady.
Lon: Ah, that's far enough! All right now, tie her off.
Thomas: Here, John, tie up this end. John? John? What are you doing up there?
John Smith: Getting a better look. [Meeko bumps into him.] Hey! Well, you're a strange-looking fellow. You hungry? Here you go, it's a biscuit. It's food... Well, sort of. You like it, eh? Well, try eating it for four months straight. You got a friend back there? [Flit attacks him.] Hey, what, what, watch out! No... Get that... Look out!
Thomas: John! You better get down here! The Governor's coming ashore!
John Smith: All right, all right, I'm leaving.

View Quote Native American: Did you see their skin? Pale and sickly.
Native American: They have hair on their faces like dogs.
Powhatan: My brothers, we must know more about these visitors. Kekata, what do you see?
Kekata: [Chanting.] These are not men like us, but strange beasts with bodies that shine like the sun and weapons that spout fire and thunder. They prowl the earth like ravenous wolves consuming everything in their path.
Kocoum: Great Powhatan. I will lead our warriors to the river and attack. We will destroy these invaders the way we destroyed the Massawomecks.
Powhatan: Kocoum, in that battle we knew how to fight our enemy, but these pale visitors are strange to us. Take some men to the river to observe them. Let us hope they do not intend to stay.
Governor Ratcliffe: I hereby claim this land and all its riches in the name of His Majesty, King James the First, and do so name this settlement Jamestown.
Wiggins: Bravo! Bravo! Beautifully spoken, sir. [to Percy in the bath] Hurry now, Percy. We must be all squeaky clean for the New World.
Governor Ratcliffe: Captain Smith! It appears I've selected the perfect location, eh? Not a savage in sight.
John Smith: Just because we don't see them doesn't mean they're not out there, sir.
Governor Ratcliffe: Well then, perhaps you should venture forth and determine their whereabouts, hmm?
John Smith: If there are any Indians out there, I'll find them.
Governor Ratcliffe: Now, gentlemen, to work. You men, get the ship unloaded.
Settler: Right, sir.
Governor Ratcliffe: You men build the fort. The rest of you... Break out the shovels! It's time to start digging.
Ben and Lon: Digging?
Governor Ratcliffe: [spoken] Why, of course! Let's not forget what the Spanish found when they came to the New World. Gold, mountains of it. Why, for years they've been ravaging the New World of its most precious resources but now... It's our turn. [singing] The gold of Cortéz / The jewels of Pizarro / Will seem like mere trinkets / By this time tomorrow / The gold we find here / Will dwarf them by far / Oh, with all ya got in ya, boys / Dig up Virginia, boys / Mine, boys, mine, every mountain / And dig, boys, dig 'til ya drop / Grab a pick, boys / Quick, boys / Shove in a shovel / Uncover those lovely / Pebbles that sparkle and shine / It's gold / And it's mine, mine, mine
Settlers: [singing] Dig and dig and dig and diggety / Dig and dig and dig and diggety-dig...
Wiggins: [singing] Hey nonny nonny / Ho nonny nonny
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Ooh, how I love it
Wiggins: [singing] Hey nonny nonny / Ho nonny nonny
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Riches for cheap
Wiggins: [singing] Hey nonny nonny / Ho nonny nonny
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] There'll be heaps of it / And I'll be on top of the heap / My rivals back home / It's not that I'm bitter / But think how they'll squirm / When they see how I glitter / The ladies in court / Will be all a-twitter / The king will reward me / He'll knight me / No! Lord me / It's mine, mine, mine / For the taking / It's mine, boys / Mine me that gold / With those nuggets dug / It's glory they'll give me / My dear friend King Jimmy / Will probably build me a shrine / When all of the gold / Is mine
Settlers: [singing] Dig and dig and dig and diggety / Dig and dig and dig and diggety-dig
John Smith: [singing] All of my life I have searched for land like this one / A wilder more challenging country I couldn't design / Hundreds of dangers await and I don't plan to miss one / In a land I can claim, a land I can tame / The greatest adventure is mine
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Keep on working, lads
John Smith: [singing] Mine
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Don't be shirking, lads / Mine, boys, mine / Mine me that gold
Settlers: [singing] Dig, dig, and diggety
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Beautiful gold
Settlers: [singing] Dig, dig, for that gold / Make this island / My land
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Make the mounds big, boys / I'd help you to dig, boys / But I’ve got this crick in me spine
John Smith: [singing] This land we behold
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] This beauty untold
John Smith: [singing] A man can be bold
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] It all can be sold
Settlers: [singing] So go for the gold / We know which is here
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Is
Settlers: [singing] All the riches here
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Mine
Settlers: [singing] From this minute
Governor Ratcliffe: [singing] Mine
Settlers: [singing] This land and what's in it is
All: [singing] Mine
Settlers: [singing] Dig and dig and diggety-dig / Hey nonny nonny, it's mine

View Quote Ben: Alright! This one's ready to hoist!?
Lon: Two on each side. Ready now? Push! Watch it! It's slipping!
Ben: [John, Thomas, Lon pushing the fence] Come on, lads, it's only a little picket fence.
Lon: [Meeko climbs the fence] Steady! Steady!
Ben: There you go.
Thomas: That'll keep everything out, eh, John? [John digs a shovel] Something wrong, John?
John Smith: What?!
Thomas: You've been quiet the last few days.
Lon: [to John] Oh, he's just mad he missed all the action.
Thomas: Ah, don't worry, John. You'll get your chance to deal with Indians.
Lon: Yeah. We'll take care of them, like we did last time, eh, mates? [singing] We shot ourselves an injun, or maybe two or three.
Ben: [angrily kicks him] All right, you howling nutter! Get to work!
Lon: Come on, Ben, it's just just a little fun.
Ben: [sarcastically] Oh, sure, we're having loads of fun. Right, look at us. No gold, no food, while Ratcliffe sits up in his tent all day happy as a clam.
Governor Ratcliffe: [in his tent] I'm doomed! I should be wallowing in riches right now, and I haven't found as much as a speck! [Meeko sniffing to sees Percy] Think. Think! It's got to be around somewhere. Where could it be? [Percy is seen playing with a merry-go-round that has dog biscuits, Percy begin to eat the biscuits, but then he notices Meeko eating them.] I've mined the forests and the hills and the swamps... and NOTHING! [Percy begins to chase Meeko away without Governor Ratcliffe even noticing] Why can't I find it?! What am I overlooking?!
[He turns around and is shocked it to Wiggins apparently shot through the head with an arrow]
Wiggins: I... I... [he takes off his headband, made from an native's arrow] I made it myself!
Governor Ratcliffe: [snatches it off his head] Take that silly...! [looking at the arrow] Of course. The Indians. Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
Wiggins: Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
Governor Ratcliffe: It's the gold! They have it, and they don't want us to take it from them. Well, I'll just have to take it by force then, won't I?
[Ben and Lon tired, When Governor Ratcliffe comes looking John Smith has disappeared.]
Governor Ratcliffe: You there! Where's Captain Smith?
Lon: Well, he's... gone.
Ben: Ay, your singing must have scared him off.
Governor Ratcliffe: Well then go get him, for heaven's sake!
Lon: What if we run into the Indians?
Governor Ratcliffe: That's what guns are for! Now arm yourselves and get moving!

View Quote [Lilo sees all the equipment set up for Alohapalooza]
Lilo: [to Stitch] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch: [doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation] Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo: Jumba: sound!
Jumba: Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo: Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley: [tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself] Bright! Very bright!
Lilo: Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu: Gladly!
[Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume]
Stitch: Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Achuta.
[Stitch quickly fixes the string and sings "Aloha Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroys start to shut down]
Lilo: It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
[All of the Leroys shut down including the original]
Hämsterviel: Not my original Leroy! [spots all of the experiments looking at him angrily and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster like!

View Quote [Hämsterviel prepares to blast all of the experiments into oblivion with the BRB 9000's cannon]
Hämsterviel: Aloha! As in...goodbye.
[As the cannon prepares to fire, the GACC van drops out of hyperspace and heads towards the ship]
Stitch: Kalabunga!
[The GACC van fires a cannon of its own, destroying the BRB 9000's cannon and narrowly avoiding crushing Hämsterviel and Leroy. The van lands and everyone gets out]
Jumba: Who would've thought carpool van had such sophisticated weapons system?

View Quote Hämsterviel: Perhaps I will mimic the little earth girl and name you with your very own name! I shall call you...Spike!
Gantu: She already used that one.
Hämsterviel: Very well, then. Kixx!
Gantu: Used it.
Hämsterviel: Slugger?
Gantu: Done.
Hämsterviel: Cannonball?
Gantu: He jumps in the water, makes awesome waves!
Hämsterviel: D'oh!
Jumba: Why not just call it 6-2-7?
Gantu: You already made 6-2-7.
Jumba: I did?
Hämsterviel: Shut up! I am naming the naming here! I'll think of it! (thinks) I've got it! I shall name you...Leroy!
[Both Jumba and Gantu laugh.]
Hämsterviel: What? It is a genius name!

View Quote [singing] You can lie to yourself and your minions, you can claim that you haven't a qualm, but you never can run from nor hide what you've done from the eyes, the very eyes of Notre Dame!

View Quote Frollo! Have you gone mad?! I will not tolerate this assault on the house of God!

View Quote [singing] See there the innocent blood you have spilt on the steps of Notre Dame.