Chief Grizzly [after Twitchy tries to talk to them]
He seems to be speaking... words of some kind.
Played by Xzibit 
Hoodwinked (2005) · 71 quotes
Hoodwinked (2005) · 71 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Hoodwinked (2005): in 11 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Flippers (8), Red (5), The Wolf (4)
Scenes with Chief Grizzly
11 scenes Chief Grizzly Chief Grizzly Pretty thin Wolf! You say the old lady was already tied up. How did that happen?
I don't know, maybe to make herself look innocent. I just write the news Chief, I don't make it.
For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job.
What can I say? I was raised by wolves.
It would seem that all of you came together tonight by mistake.
[walks past dog typing notes]
Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth.
The Goody Bandit...
That's right. The Bandit's still at large. There's been a lot of finger pointing tonight, but now all fingers point to the Bandit.
Not my finger!
[quickly puts index finger in mouth and starts sucking it]
Oh no, you were just out damaging forest property, cutting down the redwoods we all call home.
[the Woodsman starts spluttering]
Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want from little goody-loving creatures, couldn't you?
But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that?
Thats right, someone did. Maybe a snack food competitor. Right Granny?
Now hold on a pea-picking minute! I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, but that's no reason to be suspicious.
Huh?
A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes.
Chief Grizzly And that's how she makes her goodies so good! Eh?
Or she could just be another victim... of a hungry Wolf
Ah, the wolf did it. Talk about profiling.
Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living?
Chief Grizzly Maybe he's not a wolf at all!
You got me. I'm a poodle. I just haven't been to the barbershop in a long time.
Chief Grizzly Is this all just a big joke to you?
I just followed the girl here.
You leave my granddaughter alone!
Yes, now we get to Little Red, the girl with the basket on the run.
[Red has been brought in to be interviewed]
What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out! How 'bout a cage?
I was being sarcastic.
Chief Grizzly [The guy on the other end of the radio groans] [sighs]
Well all right. Get the cuffs off her.
[The notary sharpens his pencil and Red's handcuffs are removed]
So, Red, why don't you explain how this all began?
Well, like any other day: I was making deliveries to my granny's goodie shop.
[Wolf is floating away down the river after being tricked by Red]
You can't hold on to those recipes forever! I'll get you and your little granny too!
Chief Grizzly [The hummingbirds return Red's cloak to her] [offscreen]
Yep, that settles it. [cuts back to the interview] We've got our bandit.
Ah, could be. I'd like to count my chickens after they hatch.
Timmy
[oinks]
Chickens?
You've gotta admit, a wolf? Stopping kids in the middle of the forest? That's pretty creepy!
[Tommy and Timmy exchange glances] [on radio]
Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we've got in the tank?
Bruce
Uh, the creepy one?
Yeah, better let him go.
I found an old trail up the north side of the mountain.
Chief Grizzly No!
So! Mr. Wolf, may I call you Wolf?
You can call me Sheila. I like long walks and fresh flowers.
Chief Grizzly Quit playing around, Wolf! You're looking at 3 to 5 in an old shoe with no windows, so start singin'!
I get around the forest.
What do you do for a living, Mr. Wolf?
I'm a shepherd. [Stork strikes his hand with his baton] Hey!
You might as well confess! I told them everything!
Will you keep her away from me, please!
I remember you! Three years ago on the Stiltskin case, you were snooping around for a lead on his real name.
Chief Grizzly Hang on! Wait a minute, Flippers, you're saying this guy's a cop?
Worse. He's a reporter.
A what?!
And I've got the real story.
Chief Grizzly [Flippers has Kirk brought in to be interviewed; Kirk hits his head on the doorway coming into the room] [to Det. Stork about Kirk]
This guy's a loon.
Watch it, chief. My mama's half-loon.
[Chief Grizzly shoots him a "what?" look] [to Kirk]
My, my. You're a big fellow. Shop at the Big and Tall store?
This is a big and tall mistake! I would not hurt a butterfly!
Chief Grizzly Yeah that's a funny accent you got there, choppy.
I can do the Cowboy accent. [cowboy accent] "Howdy, partner!"
Indeed you can. Say, before you ride off into the sunset, you think you could rustle us up some information?
[Kirk has just finished his story]
So, you didn't jump through the window, you were pushed. By a tree. Because you were pretending to be a woodsman. To sell foot cream.
I got the callback!
And good for you. Suffice to say, our thespian friend here knows the least about anything.
Exactly! What does that mean?
Chief Grizzly That it all points to Granny.
[Granny has just revealed her secret sports life to the police. Red is giving a disgusted look at her]
Honey, don't look at your granny like that.
I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G! Or are you the bandit?
You're being ridiculous, Red.
I'm being ridiculous?! You're off living...La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills! And I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl?!
Coffee break, anyone?
Chief Grizzly Uh, yeah.
Raccoon Jerry
You think Granny would mind if I went through her garbage?
Chief Grizzly Excuse us.
Open your eyes. I've never even been outside of the forest. Don't you think I'd want more than that?
Of course you do. You're a Puckett.
[sighs]
I don't know what that means anymore. [takes off her red hood, drops it on the floor, and leaves the room]
[Granny sadly picks it up as she watches her granddaughter leave]
[Twitchy runs across the road, causing Chief Grizzly to swerve before straightening up the car again]
Who taught you how to drive?
Chief Grizzly Almost hit a squirrel!
[Twitchy is talking too fast]
What is it, boy? Truck? Trouble at the mill? Is the barn on fire? The barn's on fire! The well! Timmy's stuck in the well!
Chief Grizzly Wait! It's like he's speaking...words of some kind.
[Twitchy facepalms in frustration]
