Hoodwinked (2005) · 71 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Hoodwinked (2005): in 3 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Red (3), Granny (2)
Japeth Graaaaaaaanneeee Puckeeeet...
Could you stop singing for one moment?
Japeth No I can't, wish I could, but a mountain witch done put a spell on me, 37 years agoooooooo, and now I gotta sing every thing I saaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
Everything?
Japeth That's right.
You just talked! Just now!
Japeth Oh, did I? (sings) Did I? Dididididodadidididoooo...
Huh? What's that? Who's there?
It's Red. I'm on my way to come see you-
Oh my, dearie, I-I'm not prepared! I need to...put down fresh doilies! Aah! [slips on something]
Granny! Granny! What's wrong?
Gotta go, munchkin. Banzai! [hangs up]
Oh no! [hangs up and turns to Japeth, wild-eyed] Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble! I've got to find a way around the mountain, fast!
Japeth Well you came to the right goat! [pops off his rocking horns]
Oh, good! More singing...
Use the hood, Red! Use the hood!
What?! [looks in disbelief as Japeth flies past her, holding his banjo and wearing antlers with rotors on the ends]
Japeth I was prepared! [flies up and away as Red looks on, bemused]
