Vincent
[The skiers are lined up at the starting line]
Oh, yeah.
Dolph
You be careful, Granny Puckett! Old ladies get hurt on these slopes!
Bring it, honey.
Played by Tye Edwards 
Hoodwinked (2005) · 71 quotes
Hoodwinked (2005) · 71 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Hoodwinked (2005): in 3 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Granny (2)
Scenes with Dolph
3 scenes
Dolph
I. Can't. Tell you that!
Young man, you tell me this instant!
Dolph
All right! [sniffles] We were hired by the bandit!
Who is the bandit?!
Dolph
[Dolph growls, lets go of Granny, then pushes her off the cliff; Granny screams as she disappears into the fog] [pulls out his walkie-talkie and calls his boss]
Granny is finished. Now we go after the little red-hooded girl.
[The camera zooms down to show Granny hanging onto a branch just out of sight] [upon overhearing the conversation]
Red!
Dolph
[Boingo and Dolph arrive at the upper terminal and get off the tram; Boingo tosses Red's cloak on the car floor]
I don't like it. The cops are all over the place.
Forget about the cops! We've got everything we need right here!
Dolph
What about the old lady? She's alive. She'll be back.
You just don't get it, do you, Dolph? I'm done! I'm done dancing for the man - The Muffin Man! And Granny! They can both take a hike! I'm never gonna answer to anyone ever again! [bursts out wailing, then cackles, then cries, all in a matter of seconds, then immediately sobers up] Oh! I just love my job! [he and Dolph start walking down the loading ramp] You see how it works, Dolph? You prioritize, you set your goals, you write a mission statement. You ask yourself, "Where do I see me in 5 years?"
[freezes, turns, and sees Red standing at the bottom of the ramp, glaring at him]
Red! Oh! Hey, Red! What are you-? You've spoiled the surprise!
You're the bandit!
I'm walkin' outta here with those recipes!
Yeah. [she and Boingo begin to face off] You're a bad bunny.
Ohh! Somebody's finally catchin' up! Did ya think I followed you around on your little deliveries because I liked you?! [he and Red start fighting] Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby. [they continue fighting] Is that all you got? [wraps his ear around Red and tosses her to the ground] Ha! You hit like a girl! [they continue fighting] Come on! And kablam! [knocks Red down; she is about to cry] Why don't you go home and cry to your granny?! Dolph, tie up the brat. Lesa, hold the book. Vincent, get the truck. And Keith...Darn it, Keith, change your name. please, that's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. [Keith leaves while groaning out of anger] Keith...You know...Oh, watch out for Keith!
