Hoodwinked (2005) · 71 quotes
Red
A wolf, stopping kids in the middle of a wood? That's pretty creepy.
Flippers
True. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.
Tommy
Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we got in the tank?
Ah, the creepy one?
Tommy
Yeah, better let him go.
Wolf
You can't hold on to those recipes forever! I'll get you and your little granny too!
Chief Grizzly
Yep, that settles it. [cuts back to the interview] We've got our bandit.
Flippers
Ah, could be. I'd like to count my chickens after they hatch.
Chickens?
Red
You've gotta admit, a wolf? Stopping kids in the middle of the forest? That's pretty creepy!
Flippers
Hmm, yes, right. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.
Tommy
Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we've got in the tank?
Uh, the creepy one?
Tommy
Yeah, better let him go.
Flippers
So you went on to Granny's?
Red
I found an old trail up the north side of the mountain.
Granny
Honey, don't look at your granny like that.
Red
I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G! Or are you the bandit?
Det. Stork
Awkward! [awkwardly side slips his way out of the room]
Granny
You're being ridiculous, Red.
Red
I'm being ridiculous?! You're off living...La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills! And I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl?!
Tommy
I have a...
Flippers
Coffee break, anyone?
Chief Grizzly
Uh, yeah.
Det. Stork
Who's got my keys?
You think Granny would mind if I went through her garbage?
Chief Grizzly
Excuse us.
Granny
I thought you were happy.
Red
Open your eyes. I've never even been outside of the forest. Don't you think I'd want more than that?
Granny
Of course you do. You're a Puckett.
Red
I don't know what that means anymore. [takes off her red hood, drops it on the floor, and leaves the room]
[Granny sadly picks it up as she watches her granddaughter leave]
