All right, guys! Let's bloo this!
Aww, Man! I'm sorry, but that was not OK!
Eduardo Muy stinko!
Lame! That was stupider than even me!
Yeah, Mac! "Let's bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid!
Voiced by Tom Kenny 
House of Bloo's (2004) · 16 quotes
House of Bloo's (2004) · 16 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in House of Bloo's (2004): in 4 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Wilt (4), Mac (3), Coco (3)
Scenes with Eduardo
4 scenes Eduardo Oh guys, this is Eduardo. He's one of the nicest imaginary friends here at Foster's! He couldn't hurt a fly!
Eduardo Oh si, I'm too scared of them anyway!
[In Mr. Herriman’s office, he gives the millionaire family a form to sign and adopt Duchess]
Very well, if you just sign here, Duchess will be all yours.
Yes!
Yes, indeed. For you making a very wise investment. As I am a work of art.
[Frankie sticks her tongue out; the daughter kicks doors open, still holding Bloo]
Hello, sweetums, here’s your new imaginary friend.
Duchess.
[Duchess smiles at the daughter to impress her] [off-screen]
Eww, she's ugly I hate her! [her sudden reaction to Duchess not only surprised Duchess, but also made Frankie try to stifle laugh] I want this one!
No, you don't. I smell!
[comes in the office]
Yeah, yeah, he smells, really, really bad. Whooh, he's a stinky, stinky man. [grabs Bloo and smells him] Peeehhhh-yew. [to Bloo] I'm so sorry.
Nuh-uh! [grabs Bloo and sniffs him] Tiffany smells nice!
Thank you, but, but I'm a vicious monster!
Eduardo Sí, vamos chica, vamos, he loco. [Eduardo acted as he let go of Bloo for him to bring out his teeth and claws as he lathed onto his upper-arm. But Eduardo wasn't hurt because of his thick fur and because he would be in a lot worse pain if Bloo was actually trying to hurt him] Help me, help me I am being attacked by a vicious monstro!
Look, stupid, you call this vicious?
Cocococococo. Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co. Cococo cococo co CO CO!!
Exactly!
[not understanding Coco]
What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want my Tiffany.
All
[get on their knees and start begging the girl to take one of them]
No, take me! / Take me, take me!
No. [to Wilt] You're broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you’re uh- a crazy chicken! I want this one.
Very well.
All
[losing Bloo sadly]
Noooooooo!!!
Okay, guys, that's enough. I'm really sorry. I know you all wanna help but this little girl here really wants Tiff- I mean Bloo and..
Then I guess it's true. Mac doesn't want me after all.
He's gone, Mac. He's--
Eduardo [bursts out crying]
BEEN ADOPTED!!!
Yeah, yeah, I know, who cares? Now-
Mac! You-You heartless jerk! Sorry, sorry. NO I'M NOT SORRY! Is that okay, that I'm not sorry?
It's fine. Now look, we gotta try and get him back 'cause--
You go, girl!
Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [short pause] COCO!
I assume that had something to do with "If you gotta show up late, you have to accept the consequences and you friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and bla bla bla bla bla.” But that's just it! I'm late because the kid that adopted Bloo is a total jerk, ‘cause-
[comes out of his office]
Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the most well behaved children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you must accept that--
We've already been through that.
What? Who?
Eduardo Coco. She explained.
And Master Mac understood her?
Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.
Eduardo Sí, he create Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.
Most impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.
Oh yeah.
Eduardo Sí.
Coco.
Totally.
Hm.
Yap.
Eduardo Muy bueno.
Coco.
I'll say.
Ah.
Sure is.
Eduardo It's true.
Coco.
Right.
Hm.
YES! Fine, we got it, I'm a super smart kid, okay? Great! But there’s one thing I can't figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just "stupid stupid", but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a plan like this, so he must be working with somebody. Somebody who could and would wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. B-b-but what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?
