Big, small, young, old.
Happy, sad, good, bad.
Duchess [offended as well]
Well, I never.
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in House of Bloo's (2004): in 4 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Frankie (3), Millionaire Daughter (3), Millionaire Father (3)
Scenes with Duchess
4 scenes Duchess Sorry, sorry. I got stuck in traffic. How can I help you?
My daughter is in need of an imaginary friend.
Yes, and whenever she tried to create one of her own, she gets a headache!
Nuh-uh. Shut up, Mom! I just think I shouldn't waste my time making one up when I can just buy one.
Well, having an imaginary friend is not like buying a toy. It's a big responsi...
Ya-ya whatever. Just get me a friend, okay?! And don't give me a cheap one either. I want the best one you got. YOU GOT IT?!
Oh nothing. Nothing.
So, miss, do you have a friend for my precious little sweetie or what?
Well, uhm. Look, at heart, most of our friends are really nice and your kid is a real... Look, how am I gonna put this. Friendship is- no that's not it. Listen, to be honest, I really don't think we have a...
Duchess Out of my way, out of my way!
[In Mr. Herriman’s office, he gives the millionaire family a form to sign and adopt Duchess]
Very well, if you just sign here, Duchess will be all yours.
Yes!
Duchess Yes, indeed. For you making a very wise investment. As I am a work of art.
[Frankie sticks her tongue out; the daughter kicks doors open, still holding Bloo]
Hello, sweetums, here’s your new imaginary friend.
Duchess.
[Duchess smiles at the daughter to impress her] [off-screen]
Eww, she's ugly I hate her! [her sudden reaction to Duchess not only surprised Duchess, but also made Frankie try to stifle laugh] I want this one!
No, you don't. I smell!
[comes in the office]
Yeah, yeah, he smells, really, really bad. Whooh, he's a stinky, stinky man. [grabs Bloo and smells him] Peeehhhh-yew. [to Bloo] I'm so sorry.
Nuh-uh! [grabs Bloo and sniffs him] Tiffany smells nice!
Thank you, but, but I'm a vicious monster!
Sí, vamos chica, vamos, he loco. [Eduardo acted as he let go of Bloo for him to bring out his teeth and claws as he lathed onto his upper-arm. But Eduardo wasn't hurt because of his thick fur and because he would be in a lot worse pain if Bloo was actually trying to hurt him] Help me, help me I am being attacked by a vicious monstro!
Look, stupid, you call this vicious?
Cocococococo. Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co. Cococo cococo co CO CO!!
Exactly!
[not understanding Coco]
What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want my Tiffany.
All
[get on their knees and start begging the girl to take one of them]
No, take me! / Take me, take me!
No. [to Wilt] You're broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you’re uh- a crazy chicken! I want this one.
Very well.
All
[losing Bloo sadly]
Noooooooo!!!
Okay, guys, that's enough. I'm really sorry. I know you all wanna help but this little girl here really wants Tiff- I mean Bloo and..
Then I guess it's true. Mac doesn't want me after all.
I'm sorry, sweetums, you see, Bloo was Mac's idea and since Mac's here, Bloo is no longer up for adoption. You can still have Duchess if you like. Come on, Duchess is great. Don't you want her? Take her. Take her, pleeeeaase take her!!
So do I.
Come on, sweetums, maybe you can imagine your own friend, just like Tiffany.
Shut up, Dad. You know thinking makes my head hurt.
Mine, too. Let's just get her a another pony.
Duchess [The family leaves, but neither Duchess nor Frankie could believe that she was so close to finally getting adopted]
This is unacceptable!
I'll say! They almost took you!
Duchess But that wonderful awfully little brat wanted that stupid little blue creep over me!
Tell me about it. She ruined everything!
Duchess And he ruined my one chance to get out of this dump once and for all.
I know. It was a chance of a lifetime. I mean you could've been outta here forever!
Duchess Well, I guess there is no accounting for taste. They obviously cannot appreciate a true piece of art, such as myself.
Obviously not. And you sure are a piece of work.
Duchess Thank you. (she leaves)
