Frankie Now you know why you're not supposed to run around with Scissors? Scissors? Scissors?
Yeah?
Frankie Scissors, what do you say?
I'm sorry.
Frankie Okay, go play. DON'T RUN!
Frankie Mac, Bloo, Foster’s is a "foster" home. It's not a boarding house. If you leave Bloo here, you can't come see him, because he won't be yours anymore.
What?
Frankie He will be put up for adoption, like everybody else here.
Yeah. For one reason or another, we've all been given up by our creators, and as much as we all love living here, what we really want is to be adopted by a new kid who needs an imaginary friend.
Well then, forget it. As cool as this place is, adoption's not an option. Come on, Mac, let's go.
Wait.
What?! Come on, Mac, adoption?
Mac I know, but what else can I do? Mom said.
But-
But don't worry, I'm not giving you up. Just stay here until I can think of a better idea. If I come back tomorrow-
Frankie He's still yours, but if a kid shows up and wants him, and you're not here, he will be adopted.
Okay.
Okay? OKAY?!
Don't worry, I will be here. [Bloo holds his arms out for a hug] A hug? I umm...I got these uhh, Sorry. [leaves] I'll be back. I promise!
Frankie Sorry, sorry. I got stuck in traffic. How can I help you?
My daughter is in need of an imaginary friend.
Yes, and whenever she tried to create one of her own, she gets a headache!
Nuh-uh. Shut up, Mom! I just think I shouldn't waste my time making one up when I can just buy one.
Frankie Well, having an imaginary friend is not like buying a toy. It's a big responsi...
Ya-ya whatever. Just get me a friend, okay?! And don't give me a cheap one either. I want the best one you got. YOU GOT IT?!
Frankie Ohh, you're gonna get it.
Frankie Oh nothing. Nothing.
So, miss, do you have a friend for my precious little sweetie or what?
Frankie Well, uhm. Look, at heart, most of our friends are really nice and your kid is a real... Look, how am I gonna put this. Friendship is- no that's not it. Listen, to be honest, I really don't think we have a...
Out of my way, out of my way!
Very well, if you just sign here, Duchess will be all yours.
Frankie Yes!
Yes, indeed. For you making a very wise investment. As I am a work of art.
Hello, sweetums, here’s your new imaginary friend.
Duchess.
Eww, she's ugly I hate her! [her sudden reaction to Duchess not only surprised Duchess, but also made Frankie try to stifle laugh] I want this one!
No, you don't. I smell!
Yeah, yeah, he smells, really, really bad. Whooh, he's a stinky, stinky man. [grabs Bloo and smells him] Peeehhhh-yew. [to Bloo] I'm so sorry.
Nuh-uh! [grabs Bloo and sniffs him] Tiffany smells nice!
Thank you, but, but I'm a vicious monster!
Sí, vamos chica, vamos, he loco. [Eduardo acted as he let go of Bloo for him to bring out his teeth and claws as he lathed onto his upper-arm. But Eduardo wasn't hurt because of his thick fur and because he would be in a lot worse pain if Bloo was actually trying to hurt him] Help me, help me I am being attacked by a vicious monstro!
Look, stupid, you call this vicious?
Cocococococo. Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co. Cococo cococo co CO CO!!
Exactly!
What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want my Tiffany.
No, take me! / Take me, take me!
No. [to Wilt] You're broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you’re uh- a crazy chicken! I want this one.
Very well.
Noooooooo!!!
Frankie Okay, guys, that's enough. I'm really sorry. I know you all wanna help but this little girl here really wants Tiff- I mean Bloo and..
Then I guess it's true. Mac doesn't want me after all.
Frankie Well, what do you know?
Frankie I'm sorry, sweetums, you see, Bloo was Mac's idea and since Mac's here, Bloo is no longer up for adoption. You can still have Duchess if you like. Come on, Duchess is great. Don't you want her? Take her. Take her, pleeeeaase take her!!
Frankie So do I.
Come on, sweetums, maybe you can imagine your own friend, just like Tiffany.
Shut up, Dad. You know thinking makes my head hurt.
Mine, too. Let's just get her a another pony.
This is unacceptable!
Frankie I'll say! They almost took you!
But that wonderful awfully little brat wanted that stupid little blue creep over me!
Frankie Tell me about it. She ruined everything!
And he ruined my one chance to get out of this dump once and for all.
Frankie I know. It was a chance of a lifetime. I mean you could've been outta here forever!
Well, I guess there is no accounting for taste. They obviously cannot appreciate a true piece of art, such as myself.
Frankie Obviously not. And you sure are a piece of work.
Thank you. (she leaves)
Frankie He's gone, Mac. He's--
Yeah, yeah, I know, who cares? Now-
Mac! You-You heartless jerk! Sorry, sorry. NO I'M NOT SORRY! Is that okay, that I'm not sorry?
It's fine. Now look, we gotta try and get him back 'cause--
Frankie You go, girl!
Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [short pause] COCO!
I assume that had something to do with "If you gotta show up late, you have to accept the consequences and you friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and bla bla bla bla bla.” But that's just it! I'm late because the kid that adopted Bloo is a total jerk, ‘cause-
Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the most well behaved children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you must accept that--
Frankie We've already been through that.
What? Who?
Coco. She explained.
And Master Mac understood her?
Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.
Sí, he create Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.
Most impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.
Oh yeah.
Sí.
Coco.
Frankie Totally.
Hm.
Yap.
Muy bueno.
Coco.
Frankie I'll say.
Ah.
Sure is.
It's true.
Coco.
Frankie Right.
Hm.
YES! Fine, we got it, I'm a super smart kid, okay? Great! But there’s one thing I can't figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just "stupid stupid", but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a plan like this, so he must be working with somebody. Somebody who could and would wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. B-b-but what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?
Frankie DUCHESS!!!!!!
Frankie I guess Extemeasauruses don't have much of a taste for something so, [referring to Duchess] spoiled-
