All right, guys! Let's bloo this!
Wilt Aww, Man! I'm sorry, but that was not OK!
Muy stinko!
Lame! That was stupider than even me!
Yeah, Mac! "Let's bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid!
Voiced by Phil LaMarr 
House of Bloo's (2004) · 16 quotes
House of Bloo's (2004) · 16 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in House of Bloo's (2004): in 8 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Bloo (5), Mac (5), Coco (4)
Scenes with Wilt
8 scenes Wilt Wilt Oh guys, this is Eduardo. He's one of the nicest imaginary friends here at Foster's! He couldn't hurt a fly!
Oh si, I'm too scared of them anyway!
Coco?
No, thanks.
Coco?
Yes!
Coco?
Yes!
Coco?
Yes!
Coco?
Yes!
Coco?
Coco?
Wilt Oh, no, Bloo. This is Coco. She wasn't asking you if you wanted cocoa, it's just that... well, all she ever says is "Coco."
Coco!
Then what was she asking?
Wilt [imitating Groucho Marx]
You want any juice?
Wilt Big, small, young, old.
Wilt Happy, sad, good, bad.
Mac, Bloo, Foster’s is a "foster" home. It's not a boarding house. If you leave Bloo here, you can't come see him, because he won't be yours anymore.
What?
He will be put up for adoption, like everybody else here.
Wilt Yeah. For one reason or another, we've all been given up by our creators, and as much as we all love living here, what we really want is to be adopted by a new kid who needs an imaginary friend.
Well then, forget it. As cool as this place is, adoption's not an option. Come on, Mac, let's go.
Wait.
What?! Come on, Mac, adoption?
Mac I know, but what else can I do? Mom said.
But-
But don't worry, I'm not giving you up. Just stay here until I can think of a better idea. If I come back tomorrow-
He's still yours, but if a kid shows up and wants him, and you're not here, he will be adopted.
Okay.
Okay? OKAY?!
Don't worry, I will be here. [Bloo holds his arms out for a hug] A hug? I umm...I got these uhh, Sorry. [leaves] I'll be back. I promise!
Uhm, nice girl, cute girl. Stay away now. Go on, shoo, shoo.
SHUT UP! I LIKE YOU, YOU'RE CUTE, I'M GONNA ADOPT YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BEST FRIEND AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TIFFANY, YOU GOT THAT, TIFFANY?!
Yes. No. What? Uhm uh. AAAAAAAAHHH.
[Bloo's call for help was soon answered when a purple blur swooped him up and away, and disappeared with him in the blink of an eye. But the girl wasn't giving up that easily, music starts playing and the chase begins, we see Eduardo running away with Bloo. Eduardo held him in his arms and he was sprinting down the halls…but he also didn't look where he was going, so he soon crashed his giant horns into a double-layer door. And that was when the bottom half of the door opened and stole Bloo from Eduardo. But when he did, Eduardo got angry and broke his horns free, only to crash into the wall again]
Get back here with my Tiffany!
[We see Wilt with Bloo running away from the girl. Coco trips Wilt and takes Bloo, we see Wilt with Bloo running away from the girl, he tricked her by turning on a sharp corner and into another hall, but he wasn't quick enough for Coco as she raised a leg and tripped him; causing him to tumble like a rolling ball with Bloo luckily kept safe in his one arm. And as Wilt was so dazed, he was seeing bacon and eggs, Coco was easily able to take Bloo from him and place him on the back of her plane body and run off with him. But it was then that girl came running in]
Wilt [Eduardo takes Bloo away from Coco, followed by a long jump from Wilt, who takes Bloo back again, now dribbling him like a basketball]
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
[Coco takes Bloo away from Wilt who failed to stop in front of her, sliding down the hallway. Coco then falls down the stairs, and Eduardo was downstairs on the bottom. But Eduardo didn't catch Coco, he only caught Bloo so he could once again run off with him. And poor Coco landed face-first on the floor. But Eduardo wasn't alone at the bottom of the stairs]
Rawr!
Wilt [Eduardo runs away from the girl. Wilt stretches his arm and takes Bloo away] [balances Bloo like a ball on his fingertip, with his teeth grinned]
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wilt [Wilt is then again chased by the girl, Eduardo and Coco, Bloo switches between them a lot. They get into an elevator and when getting out of it, with Eduardo rubbing his own head]
Sorry!
[The scene is followed by a typical chasing scene, where everyone runs through different doors in different constellations. Jackie Khones just stands outside the doors with a cup of coffee, while Bloo, Coco, the girl, Wilt, and Eduardo pop their heads out and glare at him as he leaves. They continue running through the doors until Bloo comes out of a door, holding up the girl]
Hi, Tiffany.
AAH!
[Wilt, Coco and Eduardo would chase them. But the three of them accidentally tumbled on top of each other when they tried to round a corner, so that left Bloo alone to deal with the girl…and he came up to a dead-end. The girl has him finally trapped]
[In Mr. Herriman’s office, he gives the millionaire family a form to sign and adopt Duchess]
Very well, if you just sign here, Duchess will be all yours.
Yes!
Yes, indeed. For you making a very wise investment. As I am a work of art.
[Frankie sticks her tongue out; the daughter kicks doors open, still holding Bloo]
Hello, sweetums, here’s your new imaginary friend.
Duchess.
[Duchess smiles at the daughter to impress her] [off-screen]
Eww, she's ugly I hate her! [her sudden reaction to Duchess not only surprised Duchess, but also made Frankie try to stifle laugh] I want this one!
No, you don't. I smell!
Wilt [comes in the office]
Yeah, yeah, he smells, really, really bad. Whooh, he's a stinky, stinky man. [grabs Bloo and smells him] Peeehhhh-yew. [to Bloo] I'm so sorry.
Nuh-uh! [grabs Bloo and sniffs him] Tiffany smells nice!
Thank you, but, but I'm a vicious monster!
Sí, vamos chica, vamos, he loco. [Eduardo acted as he let go of Bloo for him to bring out his teeth and claws as he lathed onto his upper-arm. But Eduardo wasn't hurt because of his thick fur and because he would be in a lot worse pain if Bloo was actually trying to hurt him] Help me, help me I am being attacked by a vicious monstro!
Look, stupid, you call this vicious?
Cocococococo. Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co. Cococo cococo co CO CO!!
Exactly!
[not understanding Coco]
What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want my Tiffany.
All
[get on their knees and start begging the girl to take one of them]
No, take me! / Take me, take me!
No. [to Wilt] You're broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you’re uh- a crazy chicken! I want this one.
Very well.
All
[losing Bloo sadly]
Noooooooo!!!
Okay, guys, that's enough. I'm really sorry. I know you all wanna help but this little girl here really wants Tiff- I mean Bloo and..
Then I guess it's true. Mac doesn't want me after all.
He's gone, Mac. He's--
Yeah, yeah, I know, who cares? Now-
Wilt Mac! You-You heartless jerk! Sorry, sorry. NO I'M NOT SORRY! Is that okay, that I'm not sorry?
It's fine. Now look, we gotta try and get him back 'cause--
You go, girl!
Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [short pause] COCO!
I assume that had something to do with "If you gotta show up late, you have to accept the consequences and you friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and bla bla bla bla bla.” But that's just it! I'm late because the kid that adopted Bloo is a total jerk, ‘cause-
[comes out of his office]
Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the most well behaved children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you must accept that--
We've already been through that.
What? Who?
Coco. She explained.
And Master Mac understood her?
Wilt Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.
Sí, he create Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.
Most impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.
Wilt Oh yeah.
Sí.
Coco.
Totally.
Hm.
Wilt Yap.
Muy bueno.
Coco.
I'll say.
Ah.
Wilt Sure is.
It's true.
Coco.
Right.
Hm.
YES! Fine, we got it, I'm a super smart kid, okay? Great! But there’s one thing I can't figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just "stupid stupid", but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a plan like this, so he must be working with somebody. Somebody who could and would wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. B-b-but what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?