Mr. Turner
[The Turners confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]
So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
Mrs. Turner
In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!
[in tears]
I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!
Mr. Turner
Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
Yes?
Mrs. Turner
Vicky, you're fired!





