[The Turners confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]

So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?

In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!

[in tears]

I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!

Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?

Yes?

Vicky, you're fired!