Twitchy
Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.
Voiced by Cory Edwards 
Hoodwinked (2005) · 71 quotes
Hoodwinked (2005) · 71 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Hoodwinked (2005): in 12 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: The Wolf (6)
Caff-EINE! YEAH, baby! (zooms off into the forest after the cops, leaving a sonic boom in his wake)
More lines from Twitchy
3 quotes
Twitchy
Oh-I-don't-drink-coffee!
Twitchy
I'm your grandma!
Scenes with Twitchy
8 scenes
Twitchy! You scared me!
Twitchy
[speaking quickly]
Hey-boss-I-called-I-beeped-you-on-your-beeper-did-you-get-my-beep?
Twitchy, you've got to calm down.
Twitchy
I-got-up-early-and-I-got-the-gear-I-was-watching-the-girl-like-you-told-me-to-the-girl-in-the-red-hood.
Yeah, the girl in the red hood. Did you see where she went?
Twitchy
She-went-past-the-porcupines-and-the-red-bird's-tree-and-the-guy-with-the-long-beard-and-now-she's-up-the-creek-and-she-sings-everywhere-she-goes-she's-like-lalalalalalalalalala...
Hey, Twitchy? Ever think of switching to decaf?
Twitchy
Oh-I-don't-drink-coffee!
Twitchy
[lost in a cave]
Oh, we're gonna die in here!
[After they got out of the cave and into a cart] [receiving a lit stick of dynamite]
What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy
[pointing at writing on dynamite]
Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.
I can't believe I'm saying this but... drink up
Twitchy
[Sips coffee and his eyes bulge and he starts shaking]
Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wahooo! Caffeine! Yeah baby! Whoa!
Go get 'em boy.
Now the rest's up to us.
Can I have coffee?
[Wolf disguised himself as a sheep while visiting Woolworth, his informant]
How's it goin', Woolworth?
Woolworth
Man, what are you doing here?! The shepherd comes by and sees me talkin' to you, I'm gonna get the crook!
Yeah? Well, there's a bigger crook on the loose that I'm concerned about. What do you hear about the Goody Bandit?
Woolworth
What do I know from goodies? [sees Twitchy in a sheep suit] Hiya, Twitchy.
Twitchy
Baa!
I wanna know about the little girl in the red hood.
Woolworth
Don't know a thing. Never heard of her. [Wolf slips him some money] Little Red? Processing. Yeah, yeah, it's coming back to me now. Sweet gal. Not like that Bo Peep. That brat put an invisible fence, I tasted metal fillings for a week!
Focus! The girl in the hood. You get around the mountain. Who does she work for?
Woolworth
How should I know? I ain't that curious! [Wolf slips him some more money] It's the family business. Ain't you ever heard of Granny Puckett?
Puckett?
Woolworth
That's her grandma.
The Granny Puckett? You pullin' the wool over my eyes?
Woolworth
[sarcastically]
Ha ha, hilarious. You come up with that yourself? That's funny.
Woolworth
Why you gotta be like that? All I know is that the old lady lives up high in the hills. Not a lot of visitors.
Except the little girl.
Woolworth
The word in the herd is that she's been known to take the cable car up the mountain.
Cable car?
[Wolf and Twitchy are following the cable car up the mountain from the woods below]
Those sheep made me hungry. After this, we're grabbing a bite.
Twitchy
Sounds good, sounds good.
Caterpillar 1
[Wolf pulls out a radar gun, and starts scanning his surroundings. He picks up random wildlife noises - a bleating mountain goat, some croaking frogs, and also some German yodeling. Then...]
I don't know what to do. I mean, should I call her? Should I-
Caterpillar 2
Well she's keeping her options open. Seeing other people probably, you should do the same.
Caterpillar 1
Shh. Up there.
Caterpillar 1
[The camera angle changes to show the tip of the Wolf's dish hovering over two caterpillars on a leaf]
Do you mind?
[embarrassed]
Ooh. Sorry. [aims his radar gun back at the cable car's cabin and continues walking, eventually picking up voices]
Boingo's voice: Hey, you deliver up this far?
Red's voice: [unintelligible due to static] ...but I was thinking of...the Muffin Man...Granny's recipes...an evil plan...to shut down everyone in the forest.
[Twitchy climbs onto a tree branch, at which point Red falls out of the car. He starts taking pictures of her up until she crashes through his branch, hits several more branches, and lands on the ground] [deadpan, into tape recorder]
Ouch. [as Red discovers a footprint, Twitchy swallows his camera. The extra weight causes him to fall from his branch and snap a through-the-mouth flash photo of Red; facepalms] Ugh. [steps out from his hiding place. Red gasps] Afternoon.
Hello.
So, you're the little girl in the red hood? That was quite a bit of falling you did just now. [Twitchy hides behind his boss and coughs up his camera] Yep, gravity's working...So what are you doing out here in the big bad forest? Are you taking the goodies to someone in particular?
[Twitchy disassembles the camera and starts checking individual parts for damage]
Uhhh...my granny.
[Twitchy sprays a small amount of cleaning solution under his armpits]
Ah, you don't have anything else in that basket?
You ask a lot of questions, mister!
I'd rather you didn't.
[At that precise moment, Wolf's tail gets caught in the camera and he screams in pain, but makes a face that makes it seem like he's roaring. Red screams and she runs away] [looks at his tail, embarrassed]
I mean, please! Come back here! [turns to Twitchy] What are you doing?!
Twitchy
Sorry! I was just winding! I was just - You had your tail-
Come on! We're gonna lose her! Red?! Red Riding Hood?! We'll never catch her. Taxi! [a taxi cab picks him up, but leaves Twitchy behind; Wolf sees Red run past] Whoa, that was her. We passed her. Right here's fine. [the taxi drops off him; into his tape recorder] Suspect is approaching on foot, stolen recipes in basket. I'm about to catch her red-handed. [steps out from behind the tree he is using as cover when Red gets close; she gasps and freezes] Hand over the basket!
[Red raises a pepper spray can and sprays him in the eyes]
Hi-yah! [starts kicking and punching him]
[Midway through, we cut back to Wolf's present day interview] [incredulous]
So, you really took a beating, from a little girl?
Hey.
[Cuts to Red, standing next to a photo of herself in her martial arts uniform, with the caption "Red Puckett: Forest Regional Karate Champion". Meanwhile in the flashback]
HIIII-YAH!! [spin-kicks Wolf, causing him to fall on his back, then takes off]
Come back here, you little brat! [as Twitchy runs, trying to catch up, the Wolf chases Red's cape, not noticing that it is actually being flown by hummingbirds. When he grabs it, he finds it empty, and the camera whips back to reveal him frozen in mid-air past the edge of a cliff] Okay. Not cool. [falls and screams into the freezing water below; floating away, and noticing Red standing on the cliff above him] You can't hold onto those recipes forever! I'll get you and your little granny too! [sees a fisherman on the river bank looking at him intently]
Fisherman
Hmm. That's fishy.
What?! They're evil! I'll prove it!
Twitchy
[A loud rumble is heard as their cart runs along the mountainside]
What's that? Sounds like an avalanche!
Well Twitchy, that's natural. It's just Old Man Mountain showing us who's boss.
Twitchy
[The cart enters a tunnel]
Hey lookie-lookie, I found this box of candles! A big box!
Box of candles? Light 'em up! [Twitchy lights one, and holds up...a stick of dynamite with a sparking fuse] Wow that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy
[looks at the print on the side]
Uh, DEE-NA-MEE-TAY. Hmm, must be Italian.
[freaking out]
AH! Lose the candle!
[Wolf wrestles with Twitchy for the stick, which falls, rolls, and ignites every single stick of dynamite stored in the back. The Wolf yelps and starts rapidly throwing sticks behind the cart as they exit the tunnel onto a trestle. The sticks hit the track and explode, and Wolf pulls the emergency brake, bringing the cart to a stop at the bottom. As they come to their senses, another cart goes off the truncated track end behind them with a loud scream]
You hear something?
Twitchy
Hmmm?
Huh. Come on, let's get to Granny's.
Twitchy
[Twitchy fast-talk on the microphone of tape machine, and one of the officers rewinds the message in slow-mo Nicky Flippers can understand him] [recorded slow normal voice]
The criminal you are looking for cannot be found at the bottom of the mountain; he resides at the top in a cave fortress where my companions are trying to detain him.
Twitchy
Say parchessi! [takes a picture of Boingo]