Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

Dialogues
Jumba
Lilo
Others
Stitch

View Quote (happily, while talking on the phone to Cobra Bubbles.) Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.

View Quote (on the phone) Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.

View Quote Capt. Gantu: [After being bitten by Stitch] Does this look infected to you?

View Quote Grand Council Woman: [Referring to Jumba and Pleakly] Keep them off my ship.

View Quote Myrtle Edmunds: [After being bitten by Lilo] Does this look infected to you?

View Quote Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.'
[Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand]
Lilo: 'Cobra Bubbles.' You don't look like a social worker.

View Quote Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We're getting off the subject.

View Quote Cobra Bubbles: Roswell, 1973.
Grand Concil Woman: Oh yes... You had hair back then.

View Quote Council Woman: [to Stitch] Show us there something inside you that is good.

View Quote Dance instructor: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. [sighs] Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.

View Quote Dance Instructor: Pudge is a fish...?
Lilo: [continues] But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Dance Instructor: Umm... fish?

View Quote David: [hopefully] She thinks it's fancy?

View Quote Gantu: What is that monstrosity?

View Quote Grand Council Women: (To Cobra) Hm... You look familiar.

View Quote Jumba: Are--
Stitch: It.
Jumba: Ha! I win! [cannon explodes]