Sam Elliott movie quotes

View Quote Nash, get out of your sister's bubble.

View Quote Hey, kid? If you're pullin' my leg, I'm gonna eat yours.

View Quote You'll be all right. You're one tough kid!

View Quote [seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows.

View Quote [from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin' in the pond.

View Quote [resume words] Otis, fear nothing.

View Quote Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

View Quote [To camera] 'The Dude abides'. Dunno about you, but I take comfort in those words. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

View Quote I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.

View Quote [Trying to dig up dirt on Shelly Runyon] I want something EMBARRASSING! Something sexual! Little boys, midgets, that sort of thing! Cows! I don't give a goddamn!

View Quote The people of this nation can stomach quite a bit. But the one thing they can't stomach is the image of a vice president with a mouthful of ****.

View Quote Laine Hanson: It seems to me that all you can claim about me... claim, is that I had sex.
Shelly Runyon: Deviant sex.
Laine Hanson: Oh, deviant? Who says it was deviant?
Shelly Runyon: I do. What I say the American people will believe. And do you know why? Because I will have a very big microphone in front of me.

View Quote I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.

View Quote [admiring Doc] That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

View Quote [Eyeing the sign over the Double Deuce] The Double Douche.

View Quote Ain't no gettin' back what we've lost, we're just trying to keep what we still have.

View Quote Jack talked about how music is essentially twelve notes between any octave. Twelve notes and the octave repeats. It's the same story told over and over, forever. All any artist can offer the world is how they see those twelve notes. That's it. He loved how you see them.

View Quote Bobby: If I was no good, why did you steal my **** voice? Huh?
Jack: Cause you had nothing to **** say.

View Quote [Observing the initial attack of the Confederates against his men] Got a brigade in position and that's all. We got the best damn ground around and they're hitting me with one brigade. Lovely, lovely! [Turns around, looking for a sign of Gen. Reynolds, sees none] Damn it.

View Quote [to Col. Devin, one of his brigade commanders] You know what's gonna happen here in the morning? The whole damn rebel army's gonna be here. They'll move through this town, occupy these hills on the other side. When our people get here, Lee'll have the high ground. There'll be the devil to pay. The high ground! Meade will come in slowly, cautiously, new to command. They'll be on his back from Washington, wires hot with messages: "Attack! Attack!" So he will set up a ring around these hills, and when Lee's army is all nicely entrenched behind fat rocks on the high ground, Meade'll finally attack, if he can coordinate the army. Straight up the hillside, out in the open, in that gorgeous field of fire. We will charge valiantly, and be butchered valiantly! Afterwards, men in tall hats and gold watch-fobs will thump their chests and say what a brave charge it was. [sighs] Devin, I've led a soldier's life. I've never seen anything as brutally clear as this. It's as if I can actually see the blue troops in one long, bloody moment, going up the long slope to the stony top, as if it were already done, and already a memory. Odd, set, stony quality to it, as if tomorrow's already happened and there's nothing you can do about it. Way you sometimes feel before an ill-considered attack, knowing it'll fail, but you cannot stop it! You must even take part, and help it fail!

View Quote Don't worry Allie girl. I still got one good arm to hold you with.

View Quote I see people afraid to walk down the streets, and I'm trying to make money off them like some God Damn Vulture!